Transitioning Conservative

Its sad that I need a secret twitter account just to say some common sense stuff but it is what it is #ClosetedConservative

@omgsidewalks I grew up in a vegetables at no meal’ household But now when I cook spaghetti I try to eat a side salad or I chop up zucchini and spinach and add it to the meat sauce.

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti???

@Steezehuman Lift weights. Having to concentrate on counting and lifting will clear whatever it is out of your head. Get a good book about proper form. Anything that involves counting really. You could try cross stitch if weightlifting doesn’t appeal to you.

薬やアルコールに頼らずに、現実から離れる一番いい方法は何ですか？

@cosmaslucy06 I was like this in my 20’s 😆

Pov: your eccentric friend version of keeping it simple 😂😂😂

A group of young Kestrels seeing a butterfly for the first time

@TrinitySweeny @JesterJum Druggies don’t really go to sleep though. Their bodies just give out and then theyre dead to the world until the rise to party again the next night

@JesterJum When it appears they have shut the party down and gone to sleep, crank up your tunes right outside their property line.

So Alex and I moved into our new house in November. The house is awesome and its out in the country which we love. We are in a neighborhood but you cant win em all 🤷 Well, the new young neighbors across the street are apparently very devoted fans of music with LOTS of bass and they are clearly tech savvy cause their speakers can be heard from 3 miles away. They also must have many wealthy friends because 17 cars with really expensive looking rims line the street outside their house every night that they throw large get togethers.....at all hours of the night during the work week. This is all good and fine except its annoying as F*CK hearing that at 2am on a Tuesday and we have little kids who are trying to sleep! We are in the country so noise ordnance is not a thing....need some advice on how to address this without ending up on the news or in an altercation. Anyone got some advice? Please and thank you.

@tepid_dog_water @tifastarr I don’t attack people, but I will stand my ground.

@HopeForPortland @tifastarr Ah well that makes sense since you are talking about fighting everyone. Women are mire violent.

In which room would you feel safe : Room 1: 100 trans women 🏳️‍⚧️ Room 2: 1 guy 🙋🏻‍♂️ Room 3: 50 lesbians 🏳️‍🌈

@ThrillaRilla369 @ladybugz443 I actually did this experiment when I was 14 making a tick mark on a piece of paper for every lick. It took me weeks. I’ll never forgive myself for loosing that piece of paper with all the tick marks on it cause I had the answer but now I dont remember 😭

If you understand this then you have gray hair and we can be friends

@KILLTOPARTY Someone who drones on about politics all the time is exhausting. I doubt any thoughts he has are original- he’s just being loud about crap he absorbed from another source. She loves him so she lets him drone on…. He’s making a problem where there is none

I love her

@lady_valor_07 Also dont be afraid to put olive oil on your face before bedtime. When you’re 45 you will thank me for it

I’m 25. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@lady_valor_07 Never leave sheet glass leaning up against a table leg in your studio while you walk around barefoot 😆

@tepid_dog_water @tifastarr Im a woman 😆

@HopeForPortland @tifastarr Hell yea brother. You get it.

@RappyGrinder @tifastarr Best answer 😆

@tifastarr Room 2 with a one way windows to see what happen in room 1 and room 3. Popcorn machine as well.

@iheartliberty @tifastarr This is what Im saying - I dont like the odds of those other two rooms. Even if I dont have to fight my way out of room 1 or 3 I still might not make it out of there without making a bad relationship decision 😆

@tifastarr Holy crap…. Not even close. Room 2. I’d have at least a chance he’s not mentally ill.

@dharh @tifastarr Best chance anyway even if wrong 😆

@tifastarr Assuming they all hate me (for whatever random reason), I think I can take out the guy in Room 2.

@tepid_dog_water @tifastarr See this is what Im saying. Im used to fighting one man at a time - lesbians though? Get me the f out of here 50 lesbians & Im gonna have to listen to their self righteous conversations while also being on guard. With a dude I can just focus on the task of keeping myself safe.

@tifastarr 1 guy. The trans women will try to groom my kids or shoot them while they go to school. The lesbians will engage in epic levels of domestic violence and I may end up as collateral damage.

@tifastarr One guy

@itsD3lay A ribeye

No existe la miel, con qué te comerias estos panqueques?

@donguriweb Yes, and it’s encouraging to see that engagement farming posts are pretty much the same in all countries 😆

アメリカ🇺🇸の友人たちのポストがタイムラインに流れにくくなった。日本のポストもあちらに届きにくくなったのかな。アメリカにこの声届いてる？

@pintsyzepatriot @DaylightDis1776 @KatieDaviscourt @MaximumPatriot There’s probably gonna be a lot of people hiding behind the ‘video was altered’ defense in the coming years

She claims the video was altered, then that her Harvard psychiatrist had said the video is altered as well as she was “manipulated”. Just like she will alter her words when she ends up being questioned on why in open spaces she admitted doing a PAID interview and giving “inside, first hand information on J6” to other countries and the interviews are coming out soon. If this is true and she was PAID for inside first hand information on J6, I believe she is violating the FARA act! By not reporting those paid interviews with people outside the US and giving “inside” information!

WANTED: Can you identify this masked Antifa thug who assaulted federal agents and myself with sex toys outside the Portland ICE facility on Saturday, April 11.

@Eziahatoka @soigomaa Cleaner on the front than on the back

@soigomaa I shower with my back towards the shower sometimes but most time I face the shower. What does this make me?

I just saw that showering backwards is a sign of neurodivergence I thought everyone showered with their back toward the shower head. That's not a thing? I was today years old when I learned there are people who actually stand facing the shower.Never once in my life had it occurred to me that apparently it's not normal to stand with your back facing the shower? That's how I've done it my whole life.