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If I blocked you, and you never interacted with me at all, it's probably because of your username and/or bio.

@comradeAcid @pawkingmetaws Don't be a douchebag

@ItemsENABLED @pawkingmetaws You’re dumb as shit, but that’s alright

Is this just an absurdist joke or does “shark hotel” have some hidden 60s meaning that I don’t understand

@FineNDanDee x.com/JZinNightCity/…

I don't really wanna know the answer but like... What if you shake the controller furiously like what did the developers do for that

@dmnk1608 @SilfurVT Add a teaspoon of Godzilla

@SilfurVT You should try to make cupcakes

My brother said my raspberry cookies look like organs 😭

@C_Com_Aspas @SilfurVT Sand

@SilfurVT Ask him what mine looks like

@ken_swords5 @comradeAcid @pawkingmetaws Half the replies mentioned roach motels but it doesn't really fit.

@ItemsENABLED @comradeAcid @pawkingmetaws Well I DO believe him, so there

@XyeH2O That's not "staying" hot that's getting hot for a brief few minutes

Do you know the secret to staying hot even when you’re old? #WingsofFire

@ruffruff9971 @chomper1994 Bip?

@chomper1994 Reminds me of this

I like how there's no sound effect or visual accompanying this.

@comradeAcid @pawkingmetaws I don't believe you. The reference doesn't really fit

@pawkingmetaws It’s playing off roach motels, a popular but ineffective bug trap common in cheap hotels

@kmixbye The point is to not carry a stack of books everywhere you go

I just learned that books in an E-reader are as expensive as physical books. then what is the freaking point?

@keelyclove Then why didn't you just limit replies to people who follow you

hey. hey everyone. Sorry this came up on your fyp i’m just trying to decide if I should make a silly decision and wanted input from my 10 friends who still use twitter

is it cringe to buy yourself birthday gifts. because i kind of want an excuse to spend a few hundred on a new 3ds xl

@Bluekoala0 @Echoesofdismay Or just pluralizing it is stupid.

@Echoesofdismay It pissed me off so bad when people started saying "my oomf" or even "one of my oomfs" because like. No. You're stupid.

Sooo we all see oomf as a word rather than an acronym right?

@Echoesofdismay No? If you're not using it to mean "one of my friends" then you're using it wrong

@throwpickz I hope you reported her

just had a game on zen where my juno genuinely refused to heal me even one time not even a stray bullet from her gun. i thought supports were supposed to stick together

@juanorangetree_ @Pokemon Wtf you mean "giving"? Giving it what?

@Pokemon It’s giving

splosh

@allowableman2 I swear I've seen the same guy on another cartoon

This is such a window into the past I think this kind of nerd just disappeared. They were a obliterated like the dinosaurs.

@Minecraft Twitch rewards are bad enough Tiktok is ass

👀 Watch 3 minutes of Minecraft and get the Baby Chick Bucket hat! 🟤 From March 21 to April 21, tune into your favorite Minecraft steamer on TikTok with Game Reward enabled for 3 minutes 🟤 Click the Game Reward Icon at the top left to claim the reward - claimable until April 28 at 11pm PT 🟤 Go to minecraft.net/en-us/redeem and enter the code to unlock the Baby Chick Bucket Hat

@MizukiAlola I'm confused how you consider sun and moon neither red nor blue yet black and white is listed as only one

I find it interesting that most Pokemon games are red or blue or both and then they just don’t do it sometimes 😭😭

@TMZ Oh my god x.com/TMZ/status/203…

@TMZ Not even Chuck Norris lives forever

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. What we know: tmz.me/7e8iqBd

@a_0ki_ @httpsw33t Just say ass you idiot

@httpsw33t league of legends ahh icons

who thought replacing the easily readable and (imo) pretty icons with ｔｈｉｓ was a good idea. sure, you get used to it quickly, but like... ew

@httpsw33t I never got used to it. How can you tell what those new icons even are?