Gingerbread Florida Man

@ItsToad_ MY TESTICLES ARE NOT DECORATIVE

@secjr112 @ExLibrisNemo Most of us have lit candles for Nobody. It helps us as much as him.

@ExLibrisNemo @Junebagio You’ll let me know if you need help, right? I don’t want you to suffer without pickles in silence.

No.

@ExLibrisNemo @ItsToad_ @Its_Jamin Wow. Hate on Celiacs much?

@ItsToad_ @Junebagio @Its_Jamin Except when you eat too much bread it's not recommended that you call the Poison Control Center.

@ItsToad_ Can't be you. You have ripped abs in your fitness newsletter.

Body so iconic you don’t even need the face to recognize him

@ItsToad_ @ExLibrisNemo @Its_Jamin A damn fine one on its own, but paired up with green gold? Wow.

@ExLibrisNemo @Junebagio @Its_Jamin Which is an electrolyte.

@ItsToad_ @ExLibrisNemo @Its_Jamin #PickleTruth

@Junebagio @ExLibrisNemo @Its_Jamin I’ll tell you what pickles can’t do. They can’t do you wrong.

@next_mom_up I catch it the other way what the whole going to hell thing. Just prefer to stay out of it.

I was raised Catholic in the Bible Belt, so I shouldn’t be surprised. However I had naïvely assumed that because we’d all made common cause with decades of pro-life, conservative efforts, the prejudice had eased. I was wrong. Vitriol is as great as ever. Eye-opening when the Babylon Bee guy said the Catholics in Gaza weren’t really Christian. Yikes.

TPUSA doing outreach to the RCs

@ItsToad_ @ExLibrisNemo @Its_Jamin Cucumbers with superpowers. There's very little, if anything, they can't do.

@ExLibrisNemo @Junebagio @Its_Jamin You probably need more electrolytes. Did you know pickles are loaded with electrolytes?

@next_mom_up Oh, Roman Catholic. I'm a very naive Christian and had no idea there was so much animosity until I got on here.

@Junebagio Oh, those damned Papists

Gavrilo Princip: brb, gonna start a world war lol

@ItsToad_ @ExLibrisNemo I don't know why I even create anymore.

@Junebagio @ExLibrisNemo That son of a bitch will never appreciate this

I don't care what anyone thinks. Magnum P.I.C.K.L.E. is a rock solid tweet.

@AGirlHasNoGoats @DollyMarlowe Been there, Butterscotch.

@DollyMarlowe Justice trying to make Butterscotch want her toy. So she can yank it away if he expresses any interest. 😂

@Its_Jamin @ExLibrisNemo @ItsToad_ Honestly. What else could it be?

@ExLibrisNemo @ItsToad_ @Junebagio I believe this is a shout for help and more pickles.

@ExLibrisNemo @BryanONolan There was a time when this was considered a solid gig.

@BryanONolan Being cool is, apparently, a crime.

Arrested *for what*?

@ExLibrisNemo So, Magnum P.I.C.K.L.E.?

@Junebagio I'm a grown ass man; I don't cry for help. Also, no.

@Boydesian Shoot 'em if you got 'em.

20mm Oerlikon AA, quad 40mm Bofors AA, and, for some reason, racks of unguided shore bombardment rockets (they look like 5" rockets to me).

@gracieawaits That would have occupied entire nights at certain points in my early 20s.

For real?!

Two of those breeds are no joke, but you need more than one. Cats on the outskirts of suburbia know what they're doing. Also, RIP in power, taser bro.