LIV Bot 4.0

@ANGC_burner We need a meeting to discuss, MB. Year of The Liberal Golfer!

“Sir- Rory is dining with the Trump administration in the Year of the Liberal Golfer.”

@ANGC_burner Name the time, MB. We need to monitor this.

CALLING ALL LIBERAL GOLFERS- AT OUR MEETING TONIGHT (AFTER THE LAND ACKNOWLEDGMENT) WE WILL BE HOLDING SPACE TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

@lostintrance9 @ScaryEurope 🤥🇮🇱🤥

@ScaryEurope Shut the fuck up you racist bastard! Make Europe again- code word for make Europe white again... your hatred for Barack Obama is borderline clinical! You want to reverse your declining population, keep fucking, have a dozen babies like Elon Musk.🫠

"The Obamas may be the most dysfunctional family in America." Citizen Journalist Nick Shirley's latest podcast and video are going viral after he managed to get Malia Obama to admit that her parents aren't really her parents at all. "She had no idea who I was," said Shirley, "After a few drinks and some small talk, she started confiding in me about how hard it was to grow up living a lie." Over the next several days, Malia confided in her new friend about her mother's transition, her sister Sasha bailing out of the family at 19 and never coming back, and her father's Grindr account.

@NUCLRGOLF @PaigeSpiranac This woman is so disgusting and shameless. The chuds that like her are the same losers that creepily flirt with the cart girls.

🚨🏌🏼‍♀️✅ #GOLF TIP — @PaigeSpiranac demonstrates how to properly repair a ball mark.

@ANGC_burner The Year of The Liberal Golfer

@omgsidewalks Never get term insurance, or any life insurance for that matter. Build up enough savings where you can live off of for the foreseeable future. Never accrue credit card debt. Never get credit cards with annual fees.

I'm 22. Please recommend to me oddly specific life tips. No general “surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible please.

@MacBoucherGolf @Maxhoma Mistake on my part extending the olive branch.

@LIV_Bot_4 I’ve played with PGA Tour Players who have seen me do it man. Ask @Maxhoma. Again I shot 73 in a pro tournament in Canada with driver only. The tournament literally made a post about it. I’m not saying I’m capable of it regularly (I shot 44 on the first 9 this round above)

Arguably the best 9 holes of my life…. Driver only & I feel like I didn’t miss a shot. So fun getting creative out there and just manufacturing shots. Helps quiet my brain down and just focus on the vision of the shot I’m trying to hit #golf

@MacBoucherGolf Look man, If you’re ever in the DC area, I can host some solid tracks in the area. Doubt I’ll be making my way up to Canada anytime soon. I also don’t doubt you *can* hit those shots, but -1 for nine holes with driver only…I’d bet good money Scottie Scheffler can’t do it.

@LIV_Bot_4 Never pretended to be some superstar. I can shoot 85 real quick and show those rounds too. Happy to meet up and play a round with you so you can see it first hand.

@MacBoucherGolf Send the scores for these while you’re at it. DFL DFL But sure, you’re pseudo pro events and Wednesday pro-am reels showcasing your joggers suffice.

@LIV_Bot_4 Happy to send you my scores from the last couple pro events I’ve played? Also some links to YouTube vids I’ve been under par with Kwon, Grant etc…

@kevinamezaga Notice how he won’t deliberate on who called him that ⚫️

You’ll go a while thinking DC is an extremely progressive city then you get called a fagg*t on U St and stand there like 🧍‍♂️

@ANGC_burner 2026 is the gift that keeps on giving. We are living in the Year of The Liberal Golfer.

RORY WINS AGAIN! ECO FRIENDLY TRAVELS HOME.

@NoLayingUp @Titleist What are Scottie’s real chances of winning this?

The action is immense right now. Come hang as we break it all down tonight on the NLU Live Show, presented by @Titleist. youtube.com/live/gpBwx-XBc…

@Daniel832480381 @BritisherPaz49 It’s a dog. Kill the dog.

@BritisherPaz49 You have absolutely no idea who is responsible. Maybe the kid provoked the dog, maybe the owner is an ass. Always blaming it on dogs while good trained dogs and educated kids rarely clash. Its a human problem not a dog problem. Whats next kill the shepard or the labrador..

That breed must be destroyed. Every single one of them.

@NickWatts It’s the Year of The Liberal Golfer btw. @ANGC_burner

Me reading my Masters twitter drafts: “God fearing patriot Cam Young MAGACOCKS the Masters field. Libcuck Rory fans in shambles.”

@BallKnowerBrad @BrianKirschner_ And you’re quick to respond because you are very obviously insecure about your own masculinity.

@LIV_Bot_4 @BrianKirschner_ It’s ok to suck a dick or two liv bot, enjoy the wine! Dicksucker 😭

If you are a Masters past champion and have a real chance to win this week (Rahm, Scottie and Rory) how many drinks can you have at the Champions dinner that it won’t effect your play for the week or prep for Wednesday ? I’m going with 3 glasses of wine and cocktail

@BallKnowerBrad @BrianKirschner_ My name is Brad and I project my own fagotry on subjects that had nothing to do it. Gay boy 🫵.

@BrianKirschner_ Dudes that drink wine have certainly at least tried being gay once.

@ANGC_burner MB, who are we rooting for in the Year of The Liberal Golfer?

Hey Mike it’s the year of the liberal golfer, pussy.

@Bluehorseshoe22 @ANGC_burner Clifford is 100% on board with the Year of The Liberal Golfer. Man donated his entire fortune to Planned Parenthood.

@ANGC_burner Disgraceful….

@johnreal1983 @SharpFootball Professional non ball knower

@SharpFootball Who gives a fuck pressures are not sacks. Shit if the pressure didn't cause an interception Who gives a fuck again lmao fuck that stat.

pressures when aligned at nose tackle, since 2022: 108 - Dexter Lawrence 107 106 105 104 103 102 101 100 99 98 97 96 95 94 93 92 91 90 89 88 87 86 85 84 83 82 81 80 79 78 77 76 75 74 73 72 71 70 69 68 67 66 65 64 63 62 61 60 59 58 57 56 55 54 53 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 - Vita Vea 31 30 29 28 - D.J. Jones, DJ Reader 27 26 - Jordan Davis 25 24 23 - Keeanu Benton 22 - Roy Lopez 21 20 19 - Quinnen Williams, Travis Jones 18 - Javon Hargrave 17 - Christian Barmore 16 - Harrison Phillips, David Onyemata, Andrew Billings, B.J. Hill, Derrick Brown, Khyiris Tonga 15 - Jihad Ward, Davon Godchaux