Enema of the State

@Odimera @InternetH0F Much like original Apollo mission this will have lasting positive impacts on humanity. Original mission laid groundwork for modern computing, gps satellite networks, improved medical imaging, material science, etc.

@InternetH0F We can capture stunning images of Earth from space yet still can’t fix problems on it. #space #nasa #global #trending

NASA shares new image of Earth from Artemis II

@kyler416 Damn, looks like you could see 10+ minor league teams/stadiums within 2 hours of the Philly area!

Go see a game!!!! We are going to start planning a trip to Peoria soon.

@iowahawkblog Time to reevaluate your follows and more broadly... your life?

My "for you" time line is now better than my "following" time line, and it's kinda weirding me out

@DropSiteNews This illusory take officially puts you in the "not to be taken seriously" category.

Joe Rogan: “Iran’s a real enemy.” Theo Von: “Are they an enemy to America?” Joe Rogan: “Well, they’re the largest state sponsor of terrorism… They want a global caliphate. They’re radicals.” ❌ FACT CHECK: That’s false. Iran’s goals center on national sovereignty, and they have sought to project influence regionally through allied governments and forces (Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthi, Iraqi militias, etc.), what’s often called the “Axis of Resistance.” Their goals do not include establishing any kind of caliphate. A caliphate is a specifically Sunni political-theological concept rooted in succession to the Prophet Muhammad. Iran is Shia, and the ideological framework of the Islamic Republic – Khomeini’s velayat-e faqih (guardianship of the jurist) – is a distinctly Shia doctrine with no ambition to govern Sunni Muslims. Iran and Sunni jihadist movements like ISIS, which did pursue a caliphate, are actually adversaries. @joerogan | @TheoVon

@libsoftiktok Why do they go out of their way to be so weird? These are not the actions or beliefs of average Americans.

Gavin Newsom's wife says she raised her kids by giving her boys dolls and by changing the pronouns of male characters to female when reading books.

@RadioFreeTom @Byrdsmanse This is gaslighting at it's finest. Even Biden's closest advisers were concerned about his rapid decline. He was the least accessible president in modern history for a reason.

@Byrdsmanse Well, that captures all the words that say "Joe Biden being old and confused isn't a patch on how completely unstable and cognitively limited Trump is"

Joe Biden was forced out of the race for showing a fraction of the cognitive impairment that Trump is showing now

@HollySci101 @TheAtlantic @BrynnTannehill Also, did you earn your JD from University of Phoenix? Because your comprehension and communication skills are at GED levels.

@Partial_Invalid @TheAtlantic @BrynnTannehill Well, I guess “your own research” wasn’t particularly thorough, or you’d know that Jurecic doesn’t write about the military.

America has paid little attention to the effective use of small drones as deadly tools in the Ukraine war—but a swarm of them over an American military installation with nuclear weapons in Barksdale, Louisiana, ought to change that, @BrynnTannehill argues: theatlantic.com/international/…

@HollySci101 @TheAtlantic @BrynnTannehill At no point did I suggest they wrote about the military. All the more reason to not blindly accept what they are reporting, you complete moron.

@HollySci101 @TheAtlantic @BrynnTannehill Lol, the type of response from someone without a real argument or anything substantive to say.

@Partial_Invalid @TheAtlantic @BrynnTannehill And I’m sorry you’re stupid, that must make daily life very difficult. Best of luck with the whole literacy thing, you can do it!

@jarvis_best @3YearLetterman @Michellek4040 @beyondreasdoubt Is there anything preventing Trump from appointing himself? He could get an honorary JD from Liberty or Grand Canyon U, right?

@3YearLetterman Nancy Mace @Michellek4040 @beyondreasdoubt Coach Prime You

Who wouldn't want this?

@awfulannouncing Sorry the 2 blocks surrounding your hotel weren't up to par Gary!

"There's never anybody walking around in downtown St. Louis. Remember the old neutron bomb that wouldn't knock down buildings but just would eliminate all the people? It's like one of those hit St. Louis" – Gary Cohen

@nocapcal @awfulannouncing This must be a drug-fueled hallucination, there are no security personnel walking around downtown STL with AR-15s.

@awfulannouncing I don't like to say downtown anymore when I go to STL. Too many addicts walking around. When you need security with AR-15s at every parking garage entrance, you know it's not a place you want to be walking around.

@gw9990 I'm a Cardinals fan and the team is either lucky or fortuitous that it didn't sign Jordan Walker to a similar contract. He was a top 5 prospect a few years ago and now he barely provides replacement level value.

@Partial_Invalid Being right on just one of these pays for multiple “bad” ones. If Griffin lives up to expectations, the bought-out free agent years will be worth roughly $60m each (not even accounting for inflation). Tons on surplus value in those years alone, not to mention the arb years.

Konnor Griffin's deal with the Pirates: nine years, $140 million. They're still working on finalizing.

@gw9990 Most teams don't have more than one of these high risk-high reward contracts so if you end up with a bad one there's not another that offsets it. I hope it works out for them, but fans usually ignore that there's no such thing as a can't miss prospect.

@SEWA65012297 South Asia slop ☝️

@mhdksafa Yes

Imagine if Iran bombed and destroyed the Golden Gate Bridge in California, what would you call it? TERRORISTS The U.S bombed and destroyed the highest bridge in Iran, the B1 bridge, why do you call it “PEACE”? Bombing a bridge is a war crime under international humanitarian law

@jlippincott_ So why didn't you fix it while you were there?

Fixing this pothole is more important than bombing Iran.

@Timodc @Lauren_V_Egan Coddling Piker and Piker-adjacent leftists would be yet another act of Dem self-sabotage. Keep fighting fringe culture wars at your own peril.

“If people really are arguing that the price of winning is becoming like a bigoted misogynist like Hasan Piker, then I’ll take not winning,” Jonathan Cowan told @Lauren_V_Egan. This seems like a bad message to me given the state of things. thebulwark.com/p/how-big-is-t…

@RKelanic Would love for an actual military strategist who isn't an academic elitist policy wonk to chime in.

What could possibly be the military rationale for this. There isn’t one.

@Sargon_of_Akkad Hard not to see Europe painting themselves into a corner the past several decades. America is a convenient scapegoat for European incompetence.

America blew up the Nordstream pipeline, and now has closed the Strait of Hormuz. Hard not to see this as a deliberate strategy of denying energy to Europe, whilst America can produce its own. Callous.