King Machine

BIG W FOR SILLY PIRATES!!!! LETS GOOO

@RealKingMachine continues to do battle with strange characters wandering too close to his castle... Watch the LARGER THAN LIFE content at: twitch.tv/kingdomofmachi… #hytale #hytaleguildwars #GuildWarsSMP

@JeseMartinez Zero hours in rust. I got you.

Will be recruiting for my team for Peanuts Wasteland RUST server. There will be more rules I explain if you reach out. But two main rules. 1. Can not be a RUST pro (meaning have too many hours) 2. Must be someone I trust as a creator. Also if I approve you it does not guarantee access. The mods will do final approve. Join my Discord: Discord.gg/PowerGPU

@Skarrow9 Solo ranked is the way.

I have fully caught the Ranked mode bug. Ranked Outpost is 100% the best way to experience that map.

@Ravage90 I got you.

Trying to fill some seats on TheBurntPeanuts Rust server with content creators (or known rpers) with good heads on their shoulders. No Rust sweats - this is a content server (not an RP server) so keep that in mind. Reply if interested

@Chayzur @GuildWarsSMP You fight for a weakling. You die like a weakling!!

@GuildWarsSMP @RealKingMachine my dumbass didn’t bring anything in preparation for a fight 🥀

Our FIRST Fight of the SMP goes to @RealKingMachine and @Chayzur! Will this spark further discourse? Tune in TODAY on Twitch to find out!: twitch.tv/kingdomofmahci… #hytale #hytaleguildwars #GuildWarsSMP #hytalepvp

No need. Ive already won guild wars. Back to your scheduled programming.

These SoT dorks never learn.

What did the Archaeologist say when he saw an Antiquity Site? I dig it. We just launched our @CivGame Cinnamon Whiskey Flavored Whole Bean!

On January 5th, an upstanding individual in my community was indefinitely suspended without warning or recourse for Harassment Via Username. The horrendous handle in question? Barackobamallammadingdong. A name that he has used for nearly a decade. Despite filing a support ticket and having the patience of a mossy stone, @TwitchSupport has completely ghosted his appeal process. They said he should log in with a temporary password to change his name; that did not work. They then said he should file a suspension appeal and then he could change his name; that also did not work. Then they simply stopped responding to his requests for assistance in making this right. He had an 8 year sub streak to my channel. That is now gone because of the lack of punctuality of @Twitch and @TwitchSupport and their non-existent desire to make things right for a user who has never been actioned on Twitch before and incurred the wrath of the automated moderation system, and then found no mercy from any human willing to review his case. I don't need to list the sorts of content you can find on Twitch by scrolling for a few moments. I don't need to list the controversies that other streamers have willfully walked into just to get a 7 day ban. How is this ok? How is this consistent? How is this just? Mr. Ding Dong deserves to be unbanned and have all of his streaks restored to the handful of channels he supported. Really hoping someone from the C-Suite can swoop down with a cape and right this wrong *cough* @djclancy999 *cough*

⚠️ Incoming Transmission from the Citadel ⚠️ The N7 Fruit Punch Charged Refresher has officially gone intergalactic. Power up like a Spectre with the limited-edition Mass Effect x MADRINAS Bundle, featuring a custom shaker built for the Normandy crew. 🚀 Ready to ship now: madrinas.coffee/47e5bE6

We return today at noon cst! Dune ch3 came out and its a perfect welcome back game!

Wake up, Sleepers! Our @DuneAwakening Water of Life Blue Citrus just launched and includes a free In-Game Collectable! madrinas.com/products/water…

Lock in ya'll

Pull-up progress 🥹💪

@RealKingMachine I love your streams man. You really are one of my favs. We bring the same energy! Just wish your side boobs were better and we would be like Bill Gates and Elon Musk money together.

Streamers that work 60 hours a week at another job. How the fuck? That is all.

@RealKingMachine I went the onlyfans route and my side boobs been paying that rent.

@SlothyBearr The consistent income is so nice. But damn, do I feel like the world is just passing me by.

@RealKingMachine I don’t think I could do it if my other gig was even 40hrs a week..if I had a 9-5 job I doubt I would have the energy to stream and I don’t know how people do it! Although, what’s that CONSISTENT INCOME life like!? 🙌🏼lol

Fuuuuck. Can I be a streamer if I REALLY dont give a fuck about social media?

@HitboTC Unreal. Wake up at 5am 630am - 5pm day job I can't find the energy after this point!

@RealKingMachine For a year straight before I went fulltime I woke up at 5am and worked from 5am-9am day job. 9am to 1pm stream and the. 1pm to 6pm day job. At 10pm after kids went to bed I edited videos for YT.