Sam Burns
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Ok, help me out here. I don’t think a wife needs to change into her sweats / pajamas / leggings the second she gets home. Can we agree you need to retain your fit until at least 9:30pm? Same with men.
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Sam Burns retuiteado
@visegrad24 It was the most obvious case of trolling in history but our politicians and media all took it seriously.
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Who has a vendetta here, sir? Most sentient adults shape views based on available information.
Gilbert falsely accused MK of excusing child abuse. A vile, idiotic claim. Either Gilbert is cognitively impaired or/suffers from
unhealthy Megyn obsession (maybe both).
Not sure if Gilbert has an MK vendetta. But you clearly do. Do you feel this way about all women who are more successful than you?
Sounds so. Maybe keep these thoughts between you and a therapist?
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Megyn Kelly (tentatively, after rushing to judgment) thinks Timothy Busfield is being falsely accused of child sex abuse, but…
He’s a terrible guy because he settled non-criminal suits with 2 women (really because she has a vendetta against Melissa Gilbert).
But when she found out Pete Hegseth paid out a RAPE settlement, she held his hand to make him Secretary of War!
She’s a world-class shape-shifter!
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Surely that isn't really Joni Mitchell.
Lou Perez@LouPerez
Joni Mitchell looks like Courtney Love.
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@LozzaFox I prefer music of black origin. If the western music industry hadn't appreciated the talent in the music of black origin, then we wouldn't have rock, blues, soul, disco, funk, rnb, rap, rave, drum n bass etc that we have. I don't want to listen to folk and hillbilly shit tbh.
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When does the Music of white origin awards take place again? MOWO
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@mattvanswol @MLKing4766 Do you live in a bluegrass-free zone?
Pretty thriving music scene.
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Somewhere along the way we decided this wasn't worth saving.
I want my country back.
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Is it me or has April Fools, against all odds, gotten EVEN LAMER?
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Very good troll account, enhanced by the inexhaustible supply of people who fall for it.
Mason Home Builder@bankertobuilder
This old home needed a refresh We got rid of the gross overgrowth, updated the colors to something modern, and gave the place a timeless feel So proud of my team
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This is the face responsible for:
2 yrs of missed school.
$32 chicken.
Having to wait until 40 to have kids (even though you'd like to start at 31).
72% of Jann Arden 'Hits & Other Gems' (2020) sales.
45% of all follow up calls to Bylaw.
6% tip on a Swiss Chalet Festive Special.
Anti-Boomer@mapleblooded
This is what my trolls look like. Every time.
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@CGWeatherHub “6% tip on a Swiss Chalet Festive Special”
😆 You are a legend Cedar.
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@NancyRomm Thank you for this. This all feels needlessly cruel. In my moral matrix, murdering a dog is the bigger sin.
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In light of the "news" about Kristi Noem's husband, I am republishing a story I wrote about an Alabama mayor and preacher whose cross-dressing was discovered - and the tragedy that followed open.substack.com/pub/nancyromme…
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This may be an unpopular opinion, but what if she leaked the story for sympathy
Acyn@Acyn
Baier: Kristi Noem is asking for privacy and prayers tonight. She is said to be devastated by reports alleging her husband has been leading a cross-dressing double life.
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@FoodProfessor @nowoolovreyz This is insane. Where exactly are these “food deserts” in the GTA? And how do we ignore private grocers already serving high-need communities?
How is a non-profit, municipally-run store going to survive in this industry?
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BREAKING: Toronto approves city-run grocery stores
In a 21–3 vote, councillors backed Anthony Perruzza’s plan to launch 4 municipally run stores to offer cheaper food.
Big test for public retail.
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Pride festivals seek federal $3M as corporations pull back support amid DEI backlash
cp24.com/news/canada/20…
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What's the best fish and chips in Toronto nowadays? I have a hankering.
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