Slayer_99

WHY ARE BOTS FOLLOWING ME ALL AT ONCE

@daily_romania The rule is that people aged 17 to 45 cannot leave Germany for more than 3 months without getting approved by the army-Which is still a fucked up rule

Male citizens aged 17 to 45 no longer allowed to leave Germany without permission under a newly enacted military conscription rule

@HugoLop83 @RBRHub Bro like half the grid had half empty batteries to none at all, the cars just fucking suck 😭🙏

@RBRHub That doesn't make sense. Max's a big liar; he likes to throw himself on the ground so they'll lift him up. I can already hear the Maxies saying he's a legend because he managed to start strong even though his battery was dead. Nonsense.

🚨 Max says he started the race with an empty battery "It was terrible, I had no battery left at all. Somehow I used up the entire battery during the formation lap. I don't know how it happened, but at the start, my battery was at zero, so there was no power at all. The car is quite good; we know there's potential. We're not bad on the engine side either. Right now, our shortcomings are split down the middle; half from the chassis, half from the engine. It's a surmountable situation, nothing shocking. I'm very negative about the regulations, but I'm proud of my team and the engine crew. They really did a fantastic job. via: @KemalSengulll

@draco_mp3 @kingsofjdm Payback's gameplay and story progression is 1000x better than Unbound. Literally replaying Payback right now and I'm having more fun than I ever did on Unbound

@kingsofjdm Switch payback with unbound purely for the garbage ass dirt driving physics paired with the gambling for upgrades system. It's almost like all of you COLLECTIVELY forgot how fucking garbage that game was and it's ridiculous.

You think the list is accurate?! 🤔🔥

@blehh545 @Helldivers2HQ

@Helldivers2HQ HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!! IM ON THE AUTOMATONS SIDE AND EVEN I WOULD DIVE IN TO SAVE THESE BOIS… *grits teeth* despite them accidentally shooting me in city missions. ):<

It's not about the war, its about the message | #Helldivers2

@Alrieze_L @doctorsmorgue I don't like genshin, therefore it has less lore than among us I'm afraid

@doctorsmorgue Genshin has over 5 years of hidden lore, including secret items, a comic, and limited time events, but yeah sure thats equal to fucking Avatar the Last Airbender

the concept of team fortress 2 having the same amount of lore as among us

@Roberto_CL16 @AudiSport27 Audi has way more money than Lotus, it'll probably dent them but not bankrupt them

@AudiSport27 Didn’t Kimi raikkonnen showed that this is a bad idea for small teams? 😭

🚨 HULKENBERG AUDI CONTRACT: Hulkenberg reportedly has a $50,000 per point bonus for the duration of his Audi contract. This means his podium finish at the British GP would have earned him $750,000 minimum. He scored 51 points in 2025. 📰 (SalaryLeaks)

@EDUreboot @MV33Racing I doubt he's staying past 2030 at the latest, unless he's consistently getting championship winning cars

@MV33Racing He retires at 8 WDC or age 36, whichever happens first. Then you’ll see him racing things like LeMans, Dakar, maybe even Indycar. Anything interest.

Q: Let's talk about age. Alonso will soon be 45, Hamilton 41. How much longer does Max Verstappen plan to keep driving around in circles? Max Verstappen: 🗣️"I'm 28 now and have a contract with Red Bull until 2028. I intend to fulfill it. At this point, I'm ruling out a team change. It's a shame that I won't have my friend and mentor Helmut Marko by my side in 2026. I'll miss him." Q: It sounds like you won't be around at 40, right? Max Verstappen: 🗣️"You can bet on it. At 40, I might still be standing in the pits as a team principal in another series."

@F1FanAndGamer @GazzettaFerrari People keep forgetting about him unfortunately

🚨 | Lewis Hamilton: “Don’t ever compare me to anybody else. I’m the first and only Black driver that’s ever been in this sport.” “I’m built different.”

@bloczyna44 @kitamylove69 Nah, that's just Negev from Girl's Frontline, it's a mobile game about girls as.. guns. There's guns from Germany, US, UK, Russia and so on, funnily enough there's one or two Turkish guns along with a few Israeli models like the Galil or Negev

@kitamylove69 I fucking knew that fuck ass commie Anime Girls existed, I even knew about Nazi ones. BUT A FUCKING NETANYAHU AHH PROPAGANDA ANIME GIRLS!!! That's enough of X for today.

"Nee, Anon-kun. Sneaking back with a new alt, hmm~?" "Negev-chan... I can explain!" "You know the rules right~?" "The six million... the worst genocide, never forget..." "And...? You're forgetting the most important ones!" "Israel... is our greatest ally..." "Good goy~"

@reddit_lies Yet none of the jobs pay livable wages. Shouldn't need to rent when companies buy up houses & you need $100,000.00 & more just to OWN & repair said homes from termite infestations alone since said companies don't do any work on them.

@crazycrazyx3 @Dr_TheHistories This one's real, I believe, it's been around for longer than ai, but it could just be made up copy-paste by someone else

@Dr_TheHistories Probably another made up story, maybe even written by ai

In the spring of 1984, a devoted husband married a woman celebrated for her beauty, and their early years together were marked by joy and shared dreams. But life soon tested them when she developed a skin condition that gradually changed her appearance. Despite the physical transformation and the fading light in her eyes, their love endured. Later that year, the husband suffered a severe accident during a business trip, which appeared to leave him completely blind. Even with this new challenge, their marriage remained strong, grounded in affection and mutual care rather than appearances. As time passed, the woman’s condition worsened, further altering her once-vibrant features, yet her spirit remained tender and loving. The husband, living under the guise of blindness, continued to treat her with the same devotion he had always shown, never betraying her with pity or judgment. Their quiet life together embodied a profound, unspoken understanding, a love measured not in looks but in steadfast care and emotional intimacy. This devotion persisted until her death in 1991, leaving him grief-stricken and burdened by the memories of their years together. After her funeral, as he prepared to leave town, a neighbor expressed concern about his ability to navigate life alone. Gently, he revealed that he had not been blind at all, but had feigned it to protect his wife from the pain of knowing how much her appearance had changed. His confession—“I loved her soul, not her skin. I only wanted to keep her happy”—stood as a testament to the power of true love, showing that the deepest devotion often lies in quiet sacrifices and unwavering care rather than outward appearances. © History Pictures #drthehistories

@davepl1968 @CMCanidae Except they're not properly aimed most of the time, they literally beam down your cornea

@CMCanidae Nah. You must just be too old. Properly aimed headlights rarely bother anyone.

The bottom two need to be banned

@aquemaniac @parsival94912 @cytrusf1 Bro he cracked Justin Bieber when he was still a kid 😭

@parsival94912 @cytrusf1 Diddy was a pedophile?

WHAT DOES HE KNOW😭

@PhantomV20 @cytrusf1 @SamCamilleri_1 Apparently, in Brazil the age of consent is something like 15, so what Senna did is extremely wrong but unfortunately legal as much as we all hate it

@cytrusf1 @SamCamilleri_1 But it self senna, the guy who actually dated children lmao

@PachycephaloAlt @ShitpostReels It was satirical lmao

@ShitpostReels You can tell apart bad Japanese even if you don't speak it by just seeing if they overuse "watashi".

@chippel @guilhermeuepa @WackyKatto @467Doggo Even so, I believe you could just grab a few strings to tie it into an actual mask, there's plenty of party ribbons around the pizzeria and probably even the office

@Slayer9915 @guilhermeuepa @WackyKatto @467Doggo It would be very uncomfortable. Assuming it's a full on helmet. If it's just the face like in the movie that's arguably worse because you'd have to hold is up with both hands.

Made me realize that the fnaf 2 protagonist is the only one in the series that returns for that paycheck and nothing else, 100 bucks in the 80's cant be that good bro

@guilhermeuepa @WackyKatto @chippel @467Doggo I mean, what's stopping us from flashing foxy-speaking on the real life scenario as I said previously, we can still flash the hallway

@Slayer9915 @WackyKatto @chippel @467Doggo i think for the same reason we can't just stay with the mask all time in the game, if it is foxy it would kill you for using the mask

@guilhermeuepa @WackyKatto @chippel @467Doggo I mean, what would stop him from just simply wearing the mask all night? He can still theoretically flash the hallway and still wind it up

@WackyKatto @chippel @467Doggo the good part is that in his pov he can probably just keep his finger rewinding the music box while looking if he have animatronics in front of him

@XIX43 @ShitpostRock Nah it's hilarious, look where the user is from

@ShitpostRock ive not seen something so unfunny in a minute dang

@wrldbxt @Toothlesstism Unfortunately it's real

@Toothlesstism this feels too real to be a joke but too wild to be serious