Andrew

This is why it costs so much to build…

@DubyuhBee85 You alright man? Awfully quiet the last week!

@zone_astronomy Chris P Bacon got hit!

Nature always incredible

GENTLEMAN!!!!! I appreciate all the attention that you've given this picture, however, I'm straighter than the Pope. I like women! Thank you

@BostonBiceps_ Sweet!

@Social_Chef he was excited, we played a game of hockey last night once I got it hooked up! More tonight im sure

Pays to be the GOAT My son is so excited for “my” gift 🤣

@usanewshq Who’s making the video?

Why do you think his family didn’t show up for graduation? 👀

@QuackenbushBTC Not to mention the amount of crap they produce! Dirty birds!

I hate Canadian geese because they push out the ducks and destroy the grass. They seem to be able to outbreed anything. And they no longer migrate back to Canada 🙄

@klara_sjo And for goodness’ sake, please avoid planting Kudzu near the bamboo, which shouldn’t be next to the data centers.

IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!! 🚨

@atensnut Of course, it comes with the cackling hyena. Everything is always funny to them.

Good Lord! 🙄

@rickydigital @GemsClipper

@Social_Chef @GemsClipper His nose looks good though 😫

Clavicular gets cans and water thrown at him while walking through Paris. Clav has officially lost all aura in Paris

Garbage guy flings mailbox… Now it’s everywhere

@ClownWorld @TobyTheGrey2025 People lie Jill!

Jill Biden says people tell her they miss the Biden White House and that Joe Biden was “one of the greatest leaders” who helped keep peace around the world.

@klara_sjo The local courthouse police will be arriving to apprehend you! Your luck has run out!

There's no getting away from Indian scam calls.

@solar_ric They look like they’re in Poplar Bluff, Missouri

What city do they live in?

@alphafox I had a similar experience while mowing my lawn with my Yard Bug back in the late 1990s. Unfortunately, the mower tipped over, and I ended up falling into the ditch with it.

'It fell over on me.' 😭

Man trying to make a living comes across a group of pizza pirates.

@Cyber_Trailer @nytimes @grok What are your thoughts about this?

Hey @nytimes, Breaking story, The driver of this Ford claims they were using Bluecruise the entire time and they are NOT responsible for any of the damage to the front lawn of this house. The driver said it so that automatically means it’s an established fact that can be printed as a headline. We will stand by for your story.

@Cyber_Trailer @nytimes

They fight everywhere 24/7.