Tipsiest Turtle
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Tipsiest Turtle
@TipsiestTurtle
I’m just a drunk 🐢 who wants to be the greatest 🐢 on this platform.
Se unió Şubat 2025
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High Point HC Flynn Clayman: "It looks pretty obvious to me that high-majors need to play mid-majors early in the season. Because they said we didn't play nobody. We played somebody now... Nobody would play us. Just like they wouldn't play Miami (Ohio)."
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing
HIGH POINT TAKES DOWN WISCONSIN! Brad Nessler had the call for TBS. 🏀🚨🎙️ #MarchMadness #NCAATournament
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I want this man publicly executed in the slowest, most painful way imaginable. Pure evil.
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@therobertleonar @RoushKSR It is the actual tournament. You’re a retard
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@TipsiestTurtle @RoushKSR I’m very surprised, but good for them!
Not the actual tournament yet, though. We’ll see how that goes.
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You just beat your rival in overtime for the first time in 15 years to cap off a 31-0 season. The only proper way to celebrate is to immediately mother fuck the student section.
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@therobertleonar @RoushKSR @justahasbin @TheOleDad @benchsense @guaranteed_O @KBCraze @BradleySmith328 @NolesAreByke @blarueb7 @GooniePiePie @TipsiestTurtle figured id come back to this, i think they belong.
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@RoushKSR Barely beat a 15-15 team in OT? Will get smashed in the tournament
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@TalkinBaseball_ @JomboyMedia Well we don’t want him to return
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Mark DeRosa wants to return as Team USA's manager
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@OldRowGunsUp lol this guy thinks Tech runs Texas… buddy…. Didn’t yall get shutout in a CFP game?
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The best head coach in college football is in Lubbock TX.
- Body bagging A&M & UT
- Out recruiting Kirby in the state of GA
- Best defense in CFB for years to come
- Shoving A&M & UT in a locker
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@TheOnlyDSC Yea look at all the monkeys in the bottom video. There’s your problem.
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Watching footage from spring break 40 years ago compared to nowadays is so depressing.😖😭
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🚨🚨THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST CALLS IN BASEBALL HISTORY🚨🚨
THE UMP IN THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC JUST SCREWED OVER THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC TEAM.
This was clearly a ball — Way below the strike zone.
Oh my goodness. The DR got robbed.
😳😳😳
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“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”
Posts By Feds@SuspectFed
BREAKING: Due to many underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at multiple ICE detention facilities, ICE plans to relocate all underage female detainees to an undisclosed island for 'safeguarding'.
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@noyeahobviously We need women to take over the federal government. Like NOW.
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I’m sorry you cannot convince me otherwise that our own government is planning an attack on their own citizens to justify this war.
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
NOW - Trump says he's been briefed on Iranian sleeper cells inside the U.S.: "We know where most of them are, we've got our eye on all of them—I think."
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The dumbest person you’ve ever met: “he donates his salary”
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
The most corrupt presidency in American history. By far.
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@michael199073 @CardChronicle Get lost. Hogs are one of the most overrated teams across all sports in college athletics. Classic choke artists
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@CardChronicle That team with 1 loss played nobody. Meanwhile, that other team played real teams and should be rewarded for it. I'm not an Auburn fan at all, but they should be rewarded for there schedule
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We have a very real situation where the last spot in the NCAA Tournament could come down to a team with 1 loss versus a team with 16 losses.
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@DeathMetalV You’re an idiot . Blame your loser as democrats
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You vote Republican. You literally are the reason this man can't enjoy his golden years.
AmericanPapaBear™@AmericaPapaBear
This is Richard. He delivers food to get by since his wife lost her job. This man is elderly and it's messed up that we live in a society where a man this age has to do this to make ends meet. Something needs to change.
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