Henry 🌷🐿️ (🦋UXHenry)

Am I having migraines because of men? Most likely!

@Neil_McNeil I was a child back then

If you can tell what early 2000s band I’m seeing in concert tonight from this outfit, you may be entitled to financial compensation

For sake of all humanity

@mych3micalswift How was the game?

baby’s first ⚾️ game

@factsovrhetoric @selinawangtv He’s going to need a wheelchair to get around soon.

@selinawangtv Sure thing....

As of 5:04pm ET, there's Marine sentry standing guard outside the West Wing, which means President Trump is present in the Oval Office Trump had "Executive Time" on his public schedule starting at 8:00 am today. The White House issued a lid for press at 11:08 a.m

@ludensee “Cuddly clean scent” 💀

@UXHenry you get it

brought all my laundry to do at my mom’s place for easter as a 34 yo only child AMA

@ludensee For your sensitive butt

the only detergent for me

@ludensee Did she fold your undies too?

@F466OT 27?! Gingers do age differently…

BIRTHDAY TODAY I SURVIVED 27 LETS GOOOO

What’s the discourse tonight Worsties?

@marnieapologist What did you run over

i can’t be trusted on a citi bike

@etanthomas36 Is she barefoot??

OK, not gonna lie, I thought this was another #Druski skit. This is Rep. Kat Cammack (FL) at the Young Republicans Convention in Dallas, TX. But this goes to show you he didn’t directly attack or even name #ErikaKirk he said “Conservative Women” and his depiction was spot on lol

@dinosaur_info Had to look for the scratcher

What should I put on this wall. Also does the cat scratch post look as bad as I think it does there? imo it declasses the entire space lowkenuinely

@ud9304 They have little water pouches to drink. But I think they can recycle it but they still have the salts from the urine to dispose of.

@UXHenry I always thought the urine was recycled into water. Huh. I guess it just turns into ice crystals instantly.

Where is the astronaut 💩 going?

@DanielJBrennan_ Were you eating horses at the Disco?

Have an engagement party in Brooklyn tonight that runs from 10pm-4am??? 4 IN THE MORNING??!! I’ve barely become human after last weekend like GOD I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER I AM ACTUALLY KINDA WEAK PLS 😭😭😭

@lasOH_nick He’s a Big Back

My boyfriend is always like “I don’t think that’s enough for a dinner” it’s like OKAY protein police maybe not for YOU

@F466OT Likely place to find you

Gay guy friday is NOW

@LADYBUNNY77 @TheBiancaDelRio 😭

@TheBiancaDelRio You look better.

GOOD MORNING ☀️

@TheBiancaDelRio Incredible 💗

One moment the Dow is over 50,000. The next you're in the trash. Happens to the best of us.