Simon Stone ➐

@TheSecretAcct @OctopusEnergy once won £1, spin every month for about 3yrs

Has anyone ever won spin the wheel with @OctopusEnergy ? Been spinning for a few years now. Never won!

@StephenMerchant Karl is a genius, fact.

Karl Pilkington, a genie in a lamp of idiocy.

the last person who smoked in this house died 23 years ago, we’ve repainted more than once, and the walls still leak nicotine

@ChrisKirkland43 i didn’t know your story Chris, just had to google it. Great to hear your turnaround, keep it going and thanks for sharing

Found a packet of Painkillers on my walk ,life certainly tests you when you least expect it,this is what I did and the thoughts I had when I found them

@TheOfficialGRB Great job 👍

Before & after. Really enjoyed this one. It’s amazing how colours can affect a space.

@JamesMelville Crazy how quick this is, how many could a pair do I. A van on £25k a year each?

Britain is rotting. Blocked road drains. Potholes. Rubbish strewn streets. Dirty buildings. Road signs covered in muck. We are paying increased council tax, yet local authorities aren’t doing the basics. So let’s take the matter into our own hands. #GreatBritishCleanUp

@ohgleybradderz my #1 piece of equipment bar none 👍

She’s so PERFECT 😭😭😭

@Investec i’ve had a strange email from someone with an invested.com email address is this genuine?

@hotly5 @PintsBeauty 🤣

@_SimonStone @PintsBeauty Piece of piss for us that!!🤪🤪🤪🤌

You, 1 friend, 20 minutes to finish 3L of Super Bock. Who you going into battle with? 🤔 €30 - 3L of Super Bock at Dote bar, Lisbon 🇵🇹

@laurennnn0607 quality that 👌

My friend said she was putting together a ‘little grazing board’ for us last night. Turned up to this:

@rickygervais Karl is an utter genius.

‘An Idiot Abroad’ was first broadcast 15 years ago today. It wasn’t called that when we started filming it. It was called ‘Karl Pilkington’s Seven Wonders’. I changed the name in a marketing meeting with Sky when Karl was away.

@tonyblackburn i’ve not seen a great deal of good feedback for Loaf and it’s certainly put me off buying from them.

Well this isn’t what we were expecting from our new sofa from #Loaf It arrived 2 weeks ago & had to be propped up by books as the leg didn’t fit . They sent another leg which arrived today, and we’ve had to lift the very heavy sofa to put it on ourselves. It doesn’t fit . We’ve been told they have a backlog due to so many complaints & someone will call within 3 days. Not sure how they’ll fix it with a phone call. Strange way to run a business!

@merepiff @mikeofpol I smoked for 20yrs and quit after reading about 1/2 of that book, that was 20yrs ago, totally agree with you.

@mikeofpol I promise you, read Allen Carr's Easyway to stop smoking, it'll help you beat the cravings for good. it's a book written by an ex 100 a day smoker who quit and I cannot emphasise enough how a book helped me quit (and three of my closest friends too)

Day 3: sleep was basically impossible last night the craving was so bad, but I won. Feeling good about making it through today. I will not be defeated by a cigarette!

@mikeofpol 19years ago, nope you can’t just have one. It was Allen Carr’s book that made me quit, didn’t even finish it. Good luck 🤞

It’s time. This is the last cigarette I will ever have. Praise God.

@MissVega8888 100%

A video is currently going around of a man beating up 5 women who tried to jump his wife. Most of the women are sharing it and saying he should go to prison because men should never step in to a girls fight. Men, if 5 women jumped your wife would you jump in?

@glazerscashcow Was made of glass though.

How good was Louis Saha reds? He had everything you’d want in a striker. He was the reason Fergie was happy to let Van Nistelrooy go to Real Madrid. Brilliant footballer 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🔥🔥🔥

@utdforever7 @ManUtd 100%

🚨I grew up in the era where Luis Nani was seen as “mid,” and now I’m expected to rate Sancho, Antony, and Garnacho? Nani was a hard-working, useful player who still got hammered for “inconsistency” (and yeah, sometimes he was). Nobody cared about his confidence, whether he needed an overlapping full-back, or if he was better as an inside forward. In 2010/11, he put up 28 G/A in 33 PL games as a midfielder and still got slated as the most inconsistent player in the squad. Now, players with worse numbers get a laundry list of excuses. Standards have fallen, but it’s no shock — most United fans online have never even seen us win the league. #MUFC

@thebowlerhatman loved Big Deal back in the day

Some extremely sad news. Ray has gone to the fancy dress shop in the sky... RIP Sir. Thank you for the magic. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@i2cjak where does a construction engineer sit in this hierarchy?

engineer hierarchy: electrical mechanical chemical environmental [every other kind of engineering] ... "software engineering"