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@ClonesCyclone Hi Barry Do you think Ellie would beat Nicolson should she come through her fight in Melbourne?

You can’t say that Tom in this day and age. But Flores was remarkably tuff and although Ellie was beating her to the punch, she took and kept throwing. However there a couple of times when Ellie really stunned her.

@Z9Priv_ Maradona played in a different era on terrible pitches with little protection from referees. He was a magician who made teams good on his own.

You’re lying to yourself if you genuinely believe Cristiano Ronaldo ever played football on this level

@AdGeorge_ We weren’t good enough for him last time.

This has Everton written all over it, I think with game time he could be serious for us

@KnutCrosswords @CrypticQix Nice

Sample clue from my puzzle on the back page of today's Telegraph: Thong catches when cycling (5)

@GiuliaBould Different class

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@KnutCrosswords Bloody hell, yes. I never thought of that.

You can see why Marco gets paid the big bucks

Evertonians 💙 Please rally around my lad. Rupert, he has an ultra rare life threatening condition called AHC. We’re trying to raise £1.5 million to get him treatment in the US, and we can’t do it alone. @Everton has recently lit up the @EvertonStadium in rainbow colours and I completed a 22 mile walk to the ground yesterday all to help raise awareness. Please donate, and share his story. justgiving.com/crowdfunding/r… #COYB #UTFT #NSNO #EFC @ToffeeWeb @reid6peter @TonyBellew @mintisculture @PED7 @Thebluedoodler @thebullensview @kevin11sheedy @KevRatcliffe4 @ALANMYERSMEDIA @VinnOConnor @GiuliaBould

@GiuliaBould You never know what might pop-up at Everton

🍞This is a quickly developing story🍞 I have fresh footage just coming into the toaster news desk Stay right with this channel as we can reveal what the toaster was used for next....

Nigel Farage can't even turn his notifications to silent. Nor can he stop the video getting out (don't spread it that would be bad) Both useless and a security risk.

Yeah, @Nigel_Farage wouldn’t want this video to be shared over and over of him lavishing poodle-like praise on Donald Trump. He’s trying to disassociate from him, so every time it’s shared it ruins that.

@PED7 The owners, managers, players etc didn’t grow up as Evertonians. I’m sick of: “you’re not a true fan unless you have a purple bin” nonsense: if you choose to support Everton, that’s great, no matter where you’re from. It’s not like you’ve jumped on a “winners’ bandwagon”, is it?

Spot on Danny. Voice of a generation!

Also worth stating @premierleague 🔵James Garner -£15m 🔵 Idrissa Gueye -£7m 🔵 Illiman N'Diaye - £18m 🔵 Dewsbury-Hall - £25m 🔵 Tarkowski - £0 🔵 McNeil - £25m Total - £90m Enzo Fernandez (Chelsea) - £120m Which club was deducted points for over spending?.... Joke!

@TheGriftReport Jack Whitehall

I'll start, Rosie Jones.

@MadMontana Pseudo-intellectual who thinks glasses and a notebook make him look professorial

Clocked Rosenior from the first interview, I’ve come across guy like him in my life loads, nice guy, talks a good game but ultimately he’s full of shit, it’s all buzz words in the hope that gullible people eat it up. None of it matters if you’re not good enough

@Tony_Jeffries I wonder how many people kept on the straight and narrow because of the discipline they learned in that boxing gym? Boxing gyms should be subsidised by the council.

When I started boxing in 1995 at Sunderland ABC, it cost 50p a week for Monday, Wednesday & Friday None of the coaches got paid a penny or wanted paying They did it out of the goodness of their hearts Changed lives Changed my life I’m forever grateful for grassroots coaches❤️

@jamesenglish0 This is a joke, surely

Joe Calzaghe should be in there

@terrychristian The Tories blamed Blair for being America’s lapdog and joining a war in the middle east. They now blame Starmer for not joining America in their stupid war.

Like him or not - you have to be grateful to Keir Starmer for being strong and keeping us out of Trump's disastrous #Epsteinwar on Iran.

@GeoffNorcott In another life, you’d have wit

The more I find out about Starmer the more unclear I am about why he even wants to be Prime Minister. In another life he’d have been a solid regional manager for Halfords.

@BillEvram And if you’re good, you’re only two games from being shit

Barry will leave and it will be exactly like Kean and Lookman and our fans will still refuse to give a young player any time ever. You're either shit or the best in the world here.

@bluemaccaEFC @SkySportsPL And Smudge on co-commentary orgasmic at 2-0. They don’t even pretend to be unbiased.

2 ex-Liverpool players in the studio for the Everton match. No, it doesn't surprise anyone @SkySportsPL