Anti-Brunch

Tesla iOS app is bugging out. I don’t have white interior.

@LydiaMoynihan Honestly, how can any rational adult not see the value Elon Musk has created for humanity?

Elon Musk deserves every single penny he has made. And I hope he becomes the world’s first trillionaire. He’s using his wealth to help blind people see and paralyzed people walk. I’d rather that money stay in his hands than go to Elizabeth Warren, who’d likely see it wasted on fraud in Somalia or some other government boondoggle. Yes, he has a massive slice of the pie — but he’s made the entire pie dramatically bigger for everyone on Earth. That’s why we enjoy a higher quality of life than any civilization in human history. Capitalism isn’t just worth defending, it’s worth celebrating.

@larsmoravy @wholemars Speaking of safety, Tesla needs to restock the Plaid Track Pack brake kit.

Imagine a car that gets safer after you buy it... wouldn't that be amazing? Oh wait, that's every Tesla.

@johncusack Hey John, have you contacted BMW about them using your face as the rear end of the M2? You should get royalty payments or something.

All the Elon boot licking bots swarm 😂

@Polymarket Inverse reality poll per usual

JUST IN: Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass reclaims the top spot in her reelection race. 41% chance LA gets four more years.

@ryancohen It's time

I have been suspended from eBay

@mazemoore I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again: @johncusack looks like the rear end of a BMW M2.

March, 2025. Lunatic John Cusack, cosplaying as a freedom fighter, encourages people to make Elon Musk pay and to "take him down." "It's time to make them pay...People are going to die...We have to make them really afraid." Cusack had heard Bernie Sanders and AOC on their "Fight the Oligarchy" tour claim that fascism had arrived and that America is now an oligarchy (only two months into the Trump Presidency). Sanders and AOC also falsely accused Elon Musk of stealing Medicare and Social Security funds to enrich himself. Shortly after the firebombing of Tesla dealerships and the attacks on Tesla owners would begin. Even though Sanders and AOC didn't explicitly call for violence, their ridiculous lies and rhetoric were enough to activate the lunatics. That's how it's done. That's why they call people nazis and fascists. To fire up the crazies. Cusack, during his unhinged rant, actually told the other lunatics that he is part of the 99%, not the 1%, and that he should be left alone. 🤣 Of course Cusack wasn't going to get his own hands dirty. Wearing an headband and inciting violence from a mansion somewhere is as brave as he gets.

@GovPressOffice Pot calling the kettle black

Delusional

@k_ovfefe2 Even funnier in 1.25x speed 😂

🤣🤣🤣 I swear he was supposed to be a comedian and something somewhere took a wrong turn

@GavinNewsom How about focusing on California for a change?

The same day MAGA gutted the Voting Rights Act, Trump’s pipsqueak DeSantis rushed through rigged maps. No debate. No public input. They’re scared of VOTERS. This November: FAFO.

@greg_price11 Hakeem, Meritocracy has a message for you: 🖕

Jeffries: "We're now at a point where affirmative action is gone, diversity is gone, equity gone, inclusion gone..."

@Kurrco What a shit list. NYT is ass. Martin Gore? Teddy Riley? Thom Yorke? David Foster? Billy Corgan? ...

The New York Times published an unranked list of the 30 greatest living American songwriters, voted on by over 250 music insiders and six NYT critics 🏆 ▫️ Jay-Z ▫️ Young Thug ▫️ Kendrick Lamar ▫️ OutKast ▫️ Missy Elliott ▫️ Mariah Carey ▫️ The-Dream ▫️ Bad Bunny ▫️ Babyface ▫️ Stevie Wonder ▫️ Nile Rodgers ▫️ Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis ▫️ Smokey Robinson ▫️ Lionel Richie ▫️ Taylor Swift ▫️ Lana Del Rey ▫️ Dolly Parton ▫️ Bob Dylan ▫️ Bruce Springsteen ▫️ Paul Simon ▫️ Carole King ▫️ Willie Nelson ▫️ Diane Warren ▫️ Fiona Apple ▫️ Lucinda Williams ▫️ Romeo Santos ▫️ Valerie Simpson ▫️ Brian & Eddie Holland ▫️ Stephin Merritt ▫️ Josh Osborne, Brandy Clark & Shane McAnally

@kingsofjdm Integra with JDM headlights

Which one do you prefer?! 🤔💯

@larsmoravy @JasonCammisa Nailed the final iteration

@JasonCammisa That's why you wanted all those cars?? Thanks for the awesome history class. Always appreciate your work. Model S 4ever youtu.be/IwnJzP0TlCk?si…

@JoshWest247 Call me old, but owning a fully-autonomous car is not appealing to me at all. FSD when wanted is the best, however.

Buy your Performance Tesla while you can!

@Spotify New Order The Prodigy The Chemical Brothers

name 3 artists you currently have on rotation 🎧

@TiffanyFong Peeing standing, unless it’s a urinal, is inefficient because it requires more cleaning. If your toilet doesn’t have high-sloping sidewalls, pee splash is inevitable.

do men ever sit down to pee?

@Polymarket Good luck, John Apple

BREAKING: Apple announces John Ternus will replace Tim Cook as CEO starting September 1st.

@ExxAlerts @Tesla_AI @aelluswamy would FSD do this maneuver to avoid getting rear-ended?

NEW: Driver in a red sedan narrowly dodges getting rear-ended by a Range Rover in San Antonio, Texas. The driver of the Range Rover was seen slamming on their brakes before slamming into the back of a truck. Everyone involved in the accident was reported to be okay.

@scotsrule08 @Tesla_AI Going 85 on the left lane is camping?

Mad Max FSD 14.3.1 is camping in the left lane like it pays rent there. Got passed on the right. Still didn't move over. @Tesla_AI