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@RTNToronto She couldnt just get her a cushy government job to make the allegations go away?

#NEW: Justin Trudeau’s GF, Katy Perry is reportedly under police investigation in Australia following allegations involving Ruby Rose.

@JohnLeFevre I paid for the private club upgrade and the women had even more tattoos.

Went to a resort with my kids for Easter. Poolside observations: - Even with GLP-1s, too many people were fat - At least 50% of people had tattoos. Disgusting - A lot of middle aged men are on HRT/TRT. Jacked - Most women in bikinis shouldn't be wearing them - Fat kids? How can you be affluent and raise a fat kid?

@citynewscalgary Why would they increase investment? Export pipelines are full and Canada doesn't allow new ones to be built anymore.

Canadian oil and gas producers are benefiting from the surge in commodity prices driven by the Middle East war, but they say it’s not changing their investment plans in the near-term. calgary.citynews.ca/2026/04/15/oil…

@nypost Give me the coffin, I'd love to lay down.

Airlines eyeing 'coffin-like' double-decker plane seat prototype - to the horror of passengers trib.al/vgzUBVB

@citynewscalgary My tip: check recent refugee claims for gay Indian students.

Calgary police are looking for help from the public to identify a man accused in an assault at a northeast Calgary restaurant last month. calgary.citynews.ca/2026/04/15/cal…

@TMZ Overdose is mot a good look.

Clavicular is home from the hospital after a suspected overdose. Details: tmz.me/ue1L5CN

@TMZ Baby Jessica cannot be reach for comment

😳 Exclusive: "Baby Jessica" choked her husband in a domestic violence incident, affidavit alleges. Read more: tmz.me/T1EXDWs

@VitoComedy Their share price hasn't gone up in over a decade, doesn't seem like they're being rewarded.

Capitalism is reaching a breaking point. The system worked when there was a financial incentive to hire a variety of talented people, but we now reward companies for doing a piss poor job with as few employees as possible.

@yegwave Get out the damn road.

Current scene on 137 Ave near 127 St after a fight involving 6 people, bear spray, and a bat broke out 😳 “They were chasing each other, then at a red light they hopped out of their cars and started fighting.” - Submitted in the DMs.

@citynewscalgary If you are worried about this stuff why are you living in Alberta? Move 👏 to 👏 another 👏 province.

An Airdrie restaurant is facing backlash over social media posts that an online petition has labelled "harmful" and "hateful" calgary.citynews.ca/2026/04/14/pau…

@NotWoofers There are also hundreds of guys that have masters in statistics working full time to beat you at Fantasy Football every time.

Absolutely catastrophic for American men. If you are a sports better break away immediately. It is not worth it. You will not win it back. You will not beat the house. You are being exploited.

@memechaotic If you are blessed with a very strong spine it would be a shame not to test its limits.

Why is he doing this 💀

@CoryBMorgan Just got back from Mexico and this looks way nicer than how the average person lives there.

Has been 4 years since Trudeau gave the Siksika reserve $1.3 billion. Passing through today. It still looks third world. I wonder what the chief's house looks like?

@KILLTOPARTY Middle one and she's 200 pounds now.

This is the first pic of a Hinge profile. Based on your understanding of female psychology, which one of these girls does this profile belong to?

@barstoolsports Basically Adam Driver doesn't put up with unprofessionalism from his co-stars.

Lena Dunham Has Thrown Some Heavy Accusations At Adam Driver In Her New Book s.barstool.link/c/article-3567…

@lobotomy_user Take some of the $10 million you earned last year and pay the taxes.

what the fuck am i even supposed to do here

@cspotweet If we are still doing energy transition then why care about Iran or oil at all?

Mark Carney asked about how Iran situation has changed the federal-Alberta MOU. Says it's reinforced the issue of energy security here and unlocking markets abroad, and reinforces overall energy transition. Will set up for major investment in Alberta and nationwide.

@anmut @Grxit But if the price is only $90 nobody's going to destroy their demand so recession averted.

@Grxit If you read any crude analysis, you would understand this fall is based on demand destruction (economy going to shit) versus anything to do with the blockade.

I was told a blockade would cause $150/barrel oil

@timhodgsonmt But I thought higher energy taxes make us more competitive? Has that changed?

The problem: the Iran war has caused gas prices to go up, and Canadians across the country are feeling the pinch at the pumps. Our government believes Canadians shouldn't pay for events they didn't cause.  The solution: as of next week, we are suspending the federal Fuel Excise Tax on gasoline and diesel. This will save Canadians 10 cents per litre on gasoline and 4 cents on diesel. For the short term, this tax cut will save Canadians money amidst serious price volatility. For the long term, we are simultaneously working to build projects that make Canadian energy more sovereign for customers at home, and more available to stabilize global market prices abroad.

@owroot I remember a period of 2 or 3 years in the early 2000's when it was considered very impolite to pull out your phone when you were out with friends. Did I imagine that?

Really late 90s and really early 2000s are interesting because they feel kind of like yesterday and really modern but there aren’t really cellphones around like a timeline where smartphones never were created.