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Oluwafemi Colif LitVM 💐

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£zradec@ezra_dec·
@Billar_ray @yv_esm48286 @tobyasky @Symply_Tacha No b small illegal and onlyfans still they in existence hooks de full d country Go seat down joor Make she sue for d thief en call am make dem two pay d price No they here they mumu
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TobyWrites@tobyasky·
Not sure you’ve had lunch @Symply_Tacha , but you’ve been served. Step 1 out of “many”. My lawyers have also emailed you. Cheers.
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'Fisayo Soyombo
'Fisayo Soyombo@fisayosoyombo·
A country where a presidential contestant's special assistant becomes overnight media aide to the electoral official who will decide if his principal wins or loses the contest🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Ojiako kenechukwu
Who made the law that the president should appoint Inec chairman in the first place? What sort of law is that?
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Chijioke Benjamin🗣️
@trigottista I understand your stand on Nigeria matter but not all information should make public space or displayed through you How does this make sense to you or any sensible human Ok after they take charge, what next?? Kidnap everybody at once 😂😂😂??
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oseni rufai
oseni rufai@ruffydfire·
Did this happen
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INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️
INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️@Odumodublvck_·
.@BlaqBonez YOU GO CONTINUE TO SUFFER BECAUSE NA DEVIL YOU BE ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE YOU NO GO EVER KNOW PEACE YOU ATTACK AMD DESECRATE MY FAMILY AND YOU AND YOUR LABEL WAN TURN AM TO MUSIC BEEF TILL THE DAY YOU DIE IF YOU AND YOUR PEOLLE NO DO WETIN YOU SUPPOSE DO NASO BAD OMEN GO DEY FOLLOW UNA FOWN TO UNA CHILDRENS CHILDREN
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Alhaji@yeankhar·
If he gets a second term: - 5,000 naira note will be created - 3rd term agenda will be passed to law with the speed of light - Most prominent opposition figures will do jail - You and your neighbor will start contributing to buy a crate of eggs.
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CeeJay
CeeJay@CathChisomsTwin·
You think James Ibori’s story was wild until you hear about Diepreye Solomon Peter Alamieyeseigha (DSP), former Governor of Bayelsa State. This man was a retired Nigerian Air Force Squadron Leader who became the first civilian governor in 1999. After his tenure, he was re-elected in 2003. Everything looked noral until 2005 when the UK Metropolitan Police arrest him in London on money laundering charges. Inside his London home they found £1 million in cold hard cash. in total they seized: £1.8 million in cash and bank accounts. He also owned four luxury homes in London worth £10 million. Meanwhile, his state, Bayelsa, was receiving around £32 million monthly in federal allocations for six years. Now here’s where it gets insane: While out on bail in December 2005, DSP jumps bail and runs back to Nigeria, reportedly disguised as a woman carrying forged documents. He lands in his village like a hero. However, days later, the Bayelsa State Assembly impeaches him and strips his immunity. He was charged ans In July 2007, he pleads guilty to six counts of corruption and money laundering in a Nigerian court. Guess his sentence? Two years on each count… but they run concurrently and he gets credit for time already spent. which means he walks free HOURS after his sentencing. Later President Goodluck Jonathan, who was his deputy governor before becoming president, grants him a full pardon in 2013. The US authorities later forfeited another $400k+ in corruption proceeds linked to him, and even in 2023 they were still returning embezzled funds. A man arrested abroad with millions in cash, jumps bail, pleads guilty to stealing from his people… and ends up pardoned. Nigerians, explain this one. The same system that catches some, frees others with a smile. Corruption isn’t just a crime here, it’s a career with a golden parachute. Follow me, I am an angry Nigerian youth, like you.
Elliot@elliot_solution

A Nigerian man was working as a cashier at a DIY (hardware) store in London. He was caught letting his wife steal £200 worth of materials. Both convicted. One year later he was arrested again. This time at Euston station with another man’s stolen credit card. Convicted again. He returned to Nigeria. And he ran for governor of Delta State. Nigerian law said you cannot run if you have a criminal conviction. He forged his date of birth on his passport to hide his UK record. Nobody checked. He won. 😂😂😂 His official salary as governor was $25,000 a year. He bought six properties in London. A mansion in Johannesburg. Properties in Washington and Houston. A private jet worth $20 million. A Bentley. A Maybach. A fleet of armoured Range Rovers. His American Express bills showed he spent tens of thousands of dollars every single month on luxury hotels, clubs and shopping. In 2007 Nigeria’s anti-corruption chief accused him of stealing $250 million from Delta State. Ibori offered the EFCC chairman $15 million in cash to drop the case. The chairman pretended to accept. Then deposited the cash at the Central Bank. Nigerian courts still acquitted him on all 170 charges. He ran. Escaped to Dubai. A mob of his supporters fought off the police trying to arrest him. Interpol caught him in Dubai. The UK extradited him. In 2012 he pleaded guilty in a London court. The judge called the £50 million he admitted to stealing “ludicrously low.” He was sentenced to 13 years. Served half. Returned to Nigeria in 2017. A sitting senator was in the crowd that welcomed him home. His name is James Ibori. Nigeria never convicted him once. 🇳🇬

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👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo·
The country he presides over, lost a Brigadier General yesterday, the second Brigadier General to be murdered in the last 6 months. Military situations that should shut down a country. He's basically rewarding the alumni of the murderers with 3X increased pay. My God.
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𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗯𝘂 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗲𝘅-𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀’ 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝘆 𝗡50𝗯𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗡115𝗯𝗻 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲: punchng.com/tinubu-raises-…

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Máfejópamí@VillageParrot·
Re: The boy who died in Covenant University. Don’t be surprised that many parents in that school will stand behind and defend the university’s position. Many of them will ask if they sent him to school to play ball. That is how useless Nigerian parents are.
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Yes, the account joashamupitan existed on X. It belonged to Prof. Joash Ojo Amupitan (current INEC chairman, account ID 1567086242164101120, created September 2022). He changed the username to Sundayvibe00 today (now protected and labeled "Parody Account") after 2023 pro-APC posts resurfaced. X username history is verifiable via the account ID.
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@monsieur_avril Because he signed condolence register? You’re the clown
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Monsieur Avril
Monsieur Avril@monsieur_avril·
I present to you, the CORNFLAKES FOR JIHAD clown, eating his own faeces!
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Omotayo Williams
Omotayo Williams@KadunaResident·
INEC Partisan Chairman - Amupitan must go!
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Immortal Stat
Immortal Stat@immortalstats·
🇳🇬FATALITIES IN NIGERIAN STATES WITH COMMERCIAL GOLD DEPOSITS
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David Hundeyin@DavidHundeyin

I'm not sure where people get the impression that manufactured insecurity in Nigeria is "sabotaging" Tinubu’s government. Did Tinubu tell you that a safe and secure Nigeria is part of his agenda? Someone that is a stage actor placed in that seat by his US benefactors to be part of their Kabuki dance as they destroy whatever is left of Nigerian sovereignty? I think people need to consult history and read about Mobutu Sese Seko. DRC was one of the worst governed, most unsafe, least stable countries in the world under him and the CIA backed him for 32 years. It's not the CIA's business whether its puppet governs a country well or not - in fact the worse its puppet governs, the better for its interests. The most important thing you need to understand about US foreign policy as an African is that your life isn't just unimportant, but not even a factor at all. "Africa" according to the white people who rule the world, is not a place where 1.4 billion people live, but a stretch of resource-rich land where resources are to be extracted cheaply. Whatever happens to you in the process of that extraction is not the US government's problem, and you need to understand that. Back when the primary resource extracted from Nigeria was oil, the manufactured insecurity centred around oil installations, and all it did was keep the surrounding areas poor and unsafe, so that at no point was there ever a serious conversation about the effects of oil extraction on those communities. Eventually the American and European oil extraction entities realised that offshore was the real game and they diverted altogether from onshore extraction. Now their offshore operations have little or no interaction with Nigeria, and they are protected by American and Israeli security. Your "navy" and "NIMASA" are basically controlled by Israeli contractors, FYI. Now that attention has shifted to solid minerals in the middle belt and North, the manufactured violence has mysteriously exploded there. Its only purpose is to depopulate the region and make it available for mining - Sen Riley Moore's recent 'recommendation' explicitly mentioned "cooperation with US mining interests" as a precondition for peace in case you've forgotten. Tinubu's role is to watch it happen, release a mealy mouthed statement, and do nothing. That's why they put him there. I know it might be hard for you to process, but to understand how the world works, you need to understand that the lives of 230 million Nigerians were never a factor in the decision to impose a puppet president from Washington DC. As far as the decision makers are concerned, this land that contains your ancestors and your childhood memories and everything you hold dear and precious, is just an entry on a spreadsheet titled "Rare Earth Mineral Locations." They see your entire continent and its 1.4 billion inhabitants the way you see a farm you bought that has anthills on it. Your interest is in what you can get from the soil, not with the billions of ants who call that place home. Unlike during direct colonialism, you can't just roll in the bulldozer and destroy the anthills, so you find some of the ants who are willing to work for you, and you get them to destroy their own anthills. You deploy an orange beret "Revolution Now" ant leader to misdirect and mislead any ants that want to organise a resistance against you. You deploy "civil society" ants to convince the 1.4 billion ants that what they need is "democracy" instead of organised resistance and obtaining the industrial means to resist. You deploy electoral candidate ants to waste ant resources and destroy, institutions and subvert ant society. You deploy religious ant leaders to teach the ants to pray for individual salvation instead of carry out group resistance. And then you give the bulldozer to Boko Haram/JNIM/ISWAP/RSF ants to physically destroy the anthills, so the ants blame themselves for their own destruction. Then the farm is yours.

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