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What’s the bet Paul Murray gets caught with a party pie tonight during one of his live crosses from the Farrer by election. Go easy Paul!

It’s Saturday Night’s Main Event and it’s Mark ‘Master’ Latham vs Chris ‘How do I get donations without receipts’ Minns - who is winning? My tip is master - in master we trust!

@ValVenisEnt @ValVenisEnt they shouldn’t have called your finisher the money shot. They should have called it THE PEARL NECKLACE

𝙋𝙊𝙇𝙇: Did I give MJF to much credit with my statement he is barely 5'11"?

@LyrebirdDream @AustralianLabor Can you blink?? You are an evil creep

In Western Australia, @AustralianLabor is ditching emissions reductions targets!👇🏽

@Thomo_Grant Did Mark ‘Bomber’ Thompson go out with a Thai ladyboy? Quit hiding Thomas

That’s for drugs…..not alcohol

@RAMBUNCTIOUSLIP Look at the eyes of that creature. Same eyes pedophiles typically have

Oh dear - what’s missing in this video besides a blue hair rinse, a nose ring and a sign that say there are as many genders as there are species?

@superfooty They should’ve been called the West Sydney Wolves from the start

You probably didn’t even notice the Giants move away from their original name, now they might be exploring a full-blown rebrand. But what should they be called? READ 👉 bit.ly/4f3Ywls

@bobjcarr Heaven help us Bob Carr is in the room. Hope there’s a closet door nearby. OPEN IT UP

30 years ago as Premier I opened Michael Mobbs’ home in Chippendale with its self-sufficiency in water and energy. Later I mandated policy that made water tanks compulsory in all new housing (BASIX). Here, gathered with his neighbours to mark the occasion.

@Thomo_Grant Are the rumours true that Thompson was with a ladyboy at one point???

Why don’t you ask Thomson…..I’d be interested in what he has to say. 🤔

@StevenKSaImon @princeofperth7 @Jousting_Sticks Anal apparently

@e_simpson31 @princeofperth7 @Jousting_Sticks I’m going to take a guess and say I think he rooted her

Been seeing clips of Alex Rance on Cotchins podcast and he’s saying some of the most bizarre things I’ve ever heard a former professional athlete say. Claims part of the reason he retired is because he felt ethically wrong about making other teams lose and ruining their day?

@princeofperth7 @Jousting_Sticks @princeofperth7 what happened with Jack Higgins’ Mrs?

@Jousting_Sticks Probably shouldn’t have rooted Jack Higgins’ Mrs if he doesn’t like ruining days.

@OwenTur32136982 @AFL @CalTwomey Swans get pretty good crowds dickhead. Often more than the nrl teams who barely fill suburban grounds

@AFL @CalTwomey No one says it because GWS and the afl are irrelevant in Sydney

Could we see the Giants rebrand? Read more about the club's future with @CalTwomey's exclusive interview with GWS Chair Tim Reed: afl.com.au/news/1513275

@RealMarkLatham He certainly sounds like a real piece of work, this Minns bloke. Here he like Chinese food “cough donations”

In response to the Trappist Monks running the NSW Electoral Commission, the upper house PAWC has moved and published a very important resolution highlighting the damage caused to our democracy by keeping voters in the dark (see below). The Kogarah donations scandal aside, please read the resolution below to understand the way in which Queensland One Nation corruption has been hidden from public view, until Rod Roberts and myself, after three years of trying, finally got to the truth of this shameless rort.

@RealMarkLatham @JamieMagill5 @RealMarkLatham that double century he had in India was overrated. The great Mo Matthews bowled with his jumper and baggy green on

Maybe but AB wanted a certain type in of grit in the order and sure, Deano’s double century in India was heroic. But remember what AB said to him during that innings as Jones complained about the conditions: “If a soft Victorian can’t handle it, I’ll get a Queenslander out here who can” Brutal

Always found Allan Border's decision to usurp Dean Jones from the Test Side (and his non-inclusion for the 1993 Ashes Tour) to be incredibly harsh @RealMarkLatham

@LyrebirdDream Man made climate change is a hoax you fucking idiot. When I was a kid they said the Great Barrier Reef would be gone by the year 2000, Amsterdam under water by 2015. All fucking bullshit lies to bankrupt us all. Fuckwits like you @LyrebirdDream have Stockholm syndrome you cunt

Barnaby Joyce has finally stopped pretending. Now he’s aligned with Pauline Hanson and pushing “abolish the climate department” nonsense. That’s not policy. It’s climate denial cosplay.👇🏽

@ValVenisEnt CM Punk is a left wing piece of shit. He support the genital mutilation of children

𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: I am 55 years old, 100% natural. No steroids! No peptides! No supplements! Just coffee, 90% carnivore diet and hard-ass work! At the age of 55, it's safe to say, I'd Mop the Mat with that Jewish Jaw-Jacker in under 5 mins. PS: He's short. Mop handle extension required.

@DavidShoebridge Can you come out of the closet already?

I have deep concerns about the direction this platform is taking. We will continue to post here about key matters (for the moment) but please follow bsky.app/profile/davids… for comprehensive updates.

Was in a bit of a conundrum earlier. Sent wife a text reading, “lots of cock tension here” - only to remember she’s gone interstate for the week. Found the perfect solution - a good wifi connection!

@Thomo_Grant @Thomo_Grant remember the AFL are a left wing Marxist propaganda arm of the government. I don’t know how you poor bastards live in Melbourne with all the left wing trans stuff - make Victoria great again

Surprise surprise……..No drug or alcohol test results. Bet there were none even taken.

@RealMarkLatham @Zeus_Cricket I reckon SK Warne should be there too. He was already considered a legend in 2001

@Zeus_Cricket No argument here Except maybe Viv in for Sachin

In 2001 Sir Donald Bradman chose his ultimate cricket team: Barry Richards 🇿🇦 Arthur Morris 🇦🇺 Don Bradman 🇦🇺 Sachin Tendulkar 🇮🇳 Gary Sobers 🇧🇧 Don Tallon wk 🇦🇺 Ray Lindwall 🇦🇺 Dennis Lillee 🇦🇺 Alec Bedser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Bill O'Reilly 🇦🇺 Clarrie Grimmett 🇦🇺 12th: Wally Hammond 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿