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@NarutoNolimits Just how a miserable old hag gets fulfillment out of her life.

Barbara Corcoran on how she fires people

@TradingNiel @51bodila You are retarted, you get a 2x payout if you win but only a 1x loss if you lose. There is an edge in that case.

@51bodila Uhm it's a fair coin right? So there is no edge. The optimal betting amount is zero dollar in that case.

After this interview, Jane Street hired this Quant analyst at $220,000–$600,000/year In 21 minutes, you’ll learn what a Tier 1 hedge fund interview is like Here are some of the questions they ask: 1. You have $100, fair coin. Heads - you get 2x your bet back, tails - you lose it. 100 flips. What's the optimal bet size? 2. So what exact percentage should you bet? 3. Will you bet the same amount all 100 times or adjust your strategy? 4. Prove mathematically that betting 100% of bankroll maximizes EV at any capital size 5. What if the starting bankroll is $150 - does anything change? 6. Calculate the expected return over 100 flips with the optimal strategy 7. You roll a fair die until you get 3-4-5 in a row. What's the probability you roll an odd number of times? Quant answered all these questions in the video __ Bookmark & watch it to find out how to get into a hedge fund

@shayne_coplan What happened to “we welcome insider trading”?

Grateful the DOJ officially acknowledged Polymarket's cooperation on this case. Noise aside, the reality is we work proactively with all relevant authorities on any suspicious activity on our marketplace. We flagged this, referred it, and cooperated throughout the process. This happens constantly behind the scenes, despite what many are led to believe. The transparency afforded by onchain markets makes global compliance more effective than ever. Every trade is public, permanent, and auditable. Bad actors leave a trail. As with any fast growing new space, we're adapting and improving as we go. We appreciate the government's willingness to collaborate, learn, and engage with us to bring justice. More to come.

@realcryptoxity @WatcherGuru Shut the fuck up chatgpt

@WatcherGuru If true, this is wild—blurs the line between geopolitics and personal financial gain. Betting on regime change while being directly involved raises serious legal and ethical questions, especially around conflict of interest and insider advantage.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 DOJ arrests US special forces soldier involved in Venezuelan President Maduro's capture for making over $400,000 betting on his removal from office.

@LamarMK @elonmusk If you buy the 1st gen of majority new vehicle products you are asking to be screwed. Now you are begging for handouts worse than a bum on the side of the street. You got what you paid for, next time think harder.

Hey @elonmusk, I really hope you see this message and look into it. I think every 2024 Foundation Series Cybertruck and all Cybertrucks after should get the 7 year / 70,000 mile high priced propulsion related warranty retroactively applied. A lot of early Foundation Series owners had their trucks plagued with issues. Many of us still believe in the future of the truck and we're holding on to ours and encouraging others to buy. Early FS owners didn't get free Supercharging like later FS owners did. And now with this extended warranty for 2026 Cybertrucks and newer, that's why you're seeing comments about early owners feeling like they got screwed. No customer should ever feel like that after a purchase. I personally had 2 Cybertrucks with PCS and other major failures that made the vehicle completely inoperable. I still kept my truck because it's the best truck ever made and Tesla has fixed the reliability issues on newer models. Other automakers frequently extend warranty coverage retroactively through Warranty Extension Programs or Special Coverage when widespread issues come up. Tesla should do the same. This would show future customers that Tesla stands behind every single product they sell, no matter what. The Tesla I've come to know has always taken care of its customers. I truly hope you do right by early Cybertruck owners too. @cybertruck @Tesla @tesla_na

@OrangeCoSheriff In every case the keys were in the vehicle? This is not a theft ring but an insurance fraud ring. You don’t get lucky 33 high end cars all with keys in the ignition for you.

Even after a violent crash, they kept going. Deputy Sean Fitzgerald explains how a group targeted gated communities across Central Florida, stealing high-end vehicles right out of driveways and garages. 33 cases. All suspects now facing racketeering charges. In every case, keys were left inside the vehicle. Lock your doors. Take your keys with you.

@BeesFear @0xmitsurii That’s exactly why you’ll never make 10M. Lazy, selfish attitude.

@0xmitsurii I don't really understand why even bother if you already have 100m. Like elon does shit because he wants to be god but like if had 10m you'd never see my ass again.

The man who saw the 2008 crash before everyone else.

@Johnny_Utah01 @jedigoodman Not even close maybe before the sale but now Ari Emanuel and his group have the influence.

@jedigoodman “Pressure on UFC to pay”? Motherfucker you’re the voice of UFC 🖕🏻

Joe Rogan talks Ronda Rousey's criticism of the UFC.

@CryptoMikli This dude is lame af and definitely closeted.

Graham Stephan explains who should pay the bill on the first date “A good way to do it is you cover dinner, then suggest something like, ‘There’s a great dessert spot nearby, I’ll get dinner and you grab dessert.’ It doesn’t have to be exactly 50/50, but it shows effort on both sides” “You could also say, ‘I’ll get the first two rounds of drinks, you get the third.’ It’s just a small way to make it feel balanced”

@DeanTTraining What abt using a straight bar?

If you do NOT have a pulley-based or plate-loaded 45° Extension Machine, here’s how you’ll do them instead: Video 1 = Hold plate stack with arms suspended Video 2 = Weight held at head Video 3 = Single leg (you can add load just like Video 1 or Video 2 shows)

@flowerpowerGB @shroganaw @BeatinTheBookie It’s nickname is literally black gold dumbass

@shroganaw @BeatinTheBookie Idiotic to compare oil and gold lol 😂

Gas prices are the biggest scam going. Raising prices on fuel that was purchased months ago at months ago prices, and also we don’t get a gallon of our gas from Iran. Total scam industry.

@BecomeWho @Cine_vichaar That must suck to feel that way, best show I’ve ever seen.

@Cine_vichaar Everything about this show is something that could have been but later things change. Jesse Pinkman was supposed to do one episode but bla bla bla bla. It's still a mid show btw

In Breaking Bad, the character Mike Ehrmantraut was actually created because Bob Odenkirk, who plays Saul Goodman, was unavailable to film a scene due to his commitments on How I Met Your Mother. In the Season 2 episode “ABQ,” the script originally called for Saul to go to Jesse’s apartment after Jane’s d3ath to help clean up the situation and instruct Jesse on what to do. However, because Odenkirk couldn’t make the shoot, the writers quickly created a new character to handle the scene. That character became Mike Ehrmantraut, played by Jonathan Banks. What began as a practical last-minute solution turned into one of the most important additions to Breaking Bad. Mike went on to become a major figure in the series and later a central character in Better Call Saul, proving how an unexpected production problem helped create one of the franchise’s most beloved characters.

@FarmingBread @betterCalll_Sol @PredictFolio @Kalshi @Polymarket @SECGov Polymarket encourages insider trading you clown. The founder has said it multiple times.

BREAKING: A suspected military insider won $90K correctly predicting 9 separate military events! This guy is now betting big on US forces entering Iran! He will win nearly $100K if he is correct.

@DCFanFirst @anna_c_kramer How is it on them? After they launched the strikes all airspace got shut down how do you expect somebody to leave by commercial means when all the airports are closed?

@anna_c_kramer Fake headline from biased sources. People were warned to leave, with assistance offered. If they didn't and are now blaming the State Dept for not being their personal transportation service, that's on them.

NEWS: Americans were told to evacuate the Middle East — but State Dept is not helping them do it. We called the State hotline. First thing you hear is an automated message: "Do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation." notus.org/foreign-policy…

@mitchellvii Basically a consumption tax. Since it’s clear tariffs just cost American consumers and corporations. But that’d be better anyway having no income tax and paying your tax when u spend

TRUMP just dropped the bomb: 0% income tax is coming fast! PRESIDENT TRUMP confirmed it straight up. "The money we’re taking in is so enormous, you won’t even have income tax to pay." Tariffs and deals are flooding the treasury like never before. No more IRS breathing down your neck every April! This is huge for working folks. More cash in your pocket means more freedom, more spending, more growth. Crypto's loving it too with Bitcoin ripping higher on the news. Dems gonna cry about deficits while TRUMP makes America rich again. Patriots, this is the America First dream turning real. No tax on your hard-earned money? Hell yes. TRUMP delivers!

@babkiblyat @nypost Must be fake adderal, it’s pressed meth

@nypost isnt that adderal

Vivek Ramaswamy’s bodyguard hit with federal drug trafficking charges over fentanyl and meth dealing allegations trib.al/NEvW3vI

@NFL_DovKleiman Hublot watches?? That list was almost perfect

Class Act: Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes spent over $100K buying each of his offensive linemen gifts for Christmas. • Aventon E-Bikes • Rimowa Luggage • Hublot watches • Golf Launch Monitors • Headphones Each total gift is worth over $25K 🤯

@Davidjpark96 This is some Indian level shit

this is one of our 80+ creators 🥳

@kingjamsx @MigClass @ufc They seriously need that the bias is unbearable sometimes

@MigClass Ok, so why don't you show us how you would commentate on this clip here. It's a fight! Maybe @ufc should have a mute commentary option, so we can just listen to the fighters and crowd noise.

Imagine if NFL commentary was just like, "that's a nice pass, that's a nice touchdown" and that's it