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I made a discord bot that notifies you whenever a new smart contract is deployed on the Ethereum network! It’s completely free to use since it’s running the requests through my personal node. Great tool for smart contract research as well as investment opportunities.

@ChangeNOW_io @karbonbased Very offended 😂

Looks like ChangeNow is starting to freeze funds and force ppl to kyc to get them back Not great

@ChangeNOW_io @EB7 You dumb fucks

DO NOT USE @ChangeNOW_io After holding my $120,000 worth of BTC for over a week they forced me to KYC. I did, confirmed that KYC is legit and now this... They want me to prove where I bought the BTC, transactions, ID, platform etc HOW TF do I do that when I havent bought crypto in 2 years and made money trading??? BIGGEST SCAMMERS AROUND

You are not a software engineer. You work in Information Technology (IT). You are a computer plumber. A tradesman. A skilled worker

@G0Z0 @optimizoor Not really

Ok, I better tip 20% regardless just to be safe. USA sounds like a dangerous place.

@optimizoor I usually go 15% and 18% if service was good. It’s extremely rare for people to make a scene out of it lol

@0xsere @dounbug 😂😂

@dounbug if i document my code they’ll replace me

youre making less than 450K TC in SF dude??? ok yeah so listen to me very carefully. what u wanna do is go into the repo and take something super simple, like a.. basic JS function, add typescript to it while preaching the virtues of e2e typesafety, refactor it into an abstract factory singleton adapter decorator proxy, and then once no one understands it, you can just gaslight them into thinking they've never seen clean code before and should've read Design Patterns when they were 14 like you did obviously. the CTO who has never written non-LLM assisted code in his life will be so impressed you'll totally get a raise after that dude. especially if you add 3 lines of documentation for every line of code just trust me bro they love that shit

There’s a special kind of sadness that comes with losing opportunities because of where you’re from.

@ethx_o @Morbidful Wrongfully imprisoned for killing a little girl? You will probably wish to return the money 💀

am i the only retard with 99% of my nw in crypto

@benjie_wh @KevinNaughtonJr @MelkeyDev No it’s c=c+1 😔

@KevinNaughtonJr @MelkeyDev It's c + 1

Learning C++ in 2023?

@kvncnls 😂😂😂

Me handing off my designs to developers

@tunguz 2 is best. haven’t used 6 but doesn’t make sense to try

I’m 2.

If you have no idea where to start with building a better life, start lifting weights. It teaches you universal principles that apply to business and relationships. It builds pain tolerance in the mind and body. It starts as vanity and ends as therapy. Go to the gym.

@notthreadguy @heavyalien_nft 🤨🤨

DEGODS DOWNGRADE DROPPED AND ITS INSANE

@w1nt3r_eth Not a big deal

Do you really want to transfer ETH into an app that console.logs its wallets?

@DailyLoud Lots of dumb takes here 😂 it’s like no one here actually watched the fight. Nate won the fans, Jake got another W. It was a fun fight, everyone wins

Jake Paul defeats Nate Diaz by unanimous decision after 10 rounds 🥊

I have a confession to make: I don't know wtf is A record, CNAME record blah blah and always just follow instructions 😬

Every day that I leave my office, I put my AirPods Pro in my backpack. And every day on the drive home, I get a notification that I left my AirPods Pro behind 🤡

@alphazeta @VitalikButerin You’re an idiot for posting this

Congrats on this @VitalikButerin. Seriously. Your technology is about to put the country I was born in and love in a catastrophic path. Hope you’re proud of it. I missed the part in the white paper where we were looking to give more power to politicians.

The art is mid