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Little Lebowski Urban Achiever . . GIVE ME BUC-EE’S or give me death!
The Republic Se unió Nisan 2011
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@HubPointless Oswald shot from behind. This implies she was aiming for the 2nd shooter in the grassy knoll
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@SteveNomadic @CaptBob_Nomadic @zonallen The bearded guy in the last pic on Mrs Allen’s right must have had one HELL of an idea!! Hope he wrote it down! 🤣
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Happy 60th to my brother; my business partner @CaptBob_Nomadic - great bash here in LEX thrown by his better half @zonallen !! Epic night 🙏
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@ThrillaRilla369 When things were busy: “Not right now. I’m busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.”
When it was cold: “It’s colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra”
When things were awkward: “Like a whore in church.”
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In honor of Father's Day what was your Dad's famous line growing up? 🧑 👴
I’ll go first: Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
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JJ Watt must have made a credible assertion that the AA Ops team who didn’t line up Freddy with another plane was in danger of getting sacked ..
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Freddy: My flight got canceled American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there Me: My flight got canceled American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ
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@MrSteveMatchett Wordle 1,827 3/6
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I regret accusing my mechanics of quackery, because after the opening lap, the car was flying today, after determining that the side to side waddling I felt on the formation lap was just my fowl-ed up tire warming process.
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Rapidly slowing the car was technically not the right answer but, with that bird flying so low directly ahead of me, merrily exploring the track, I really had no choice but to regroup and try again.
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@MrSteveMatchett Wordle 1,827 3/6*
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While the two front runners battled it out, passing each other multiple times, it was a lonely race for me in 3rd. I be-bopped along humming catchy tunes like "Hotline Bling" to keep myself occupied.
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@FreddyLA7 If you need a quiet and convenient place to spend the night, I’m sure @hunkerdownsteve can recommend some nice places … just don’t forget the bear spray!
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Don’t know about you, but I can think of 6.5 x 55 reasons to pull for these fellas, aim for their team to shoot straight into the next round, and target victory for the Swedes ..
Texas Darlin' 🎀@TexitDarling
Courtesy of Atascosa County Sheriff’s Office FB page. 🇸🇪 WHEN SWEDEN MEETS SOUTH TEXAS 🤠 This afternoon on I-37, Deputy Chief Eric Kaiser responded to a minor accident involving five guys from Sweden — and found a Swedish flag flying proud off the back of their rental motorhome on the side of the highway. It's World Cup time, and it turns out these five Swedes flew into Dallas, picked up an RV, and have been chasing their national team across North America — already caught a match in Monterrey, Mexico, with stops in Houston and Los Angeles still ahead. Talk about dedication to your nation's team! Good news: everybody was okay. Texas DPS Troopers and our Deputy Chief made sure they were safe and squared away before they got back on the road. They told us that back home, Texas and our Deputy Sheriff's are something they'd only seen in the movies...they didn't expect to find the genuine article out here in Atascosa County. We showed them some real South Texas hospitality, and they even wanted a photo for the journal of their American road trip. Safe travels, fellas! While we'll be cheering for Team USA, we'll give a wink and a nod to Sweden winning a few games along the way. 💙💛 ⭐ Atascosa County Sheriff's Office
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@FreddyLA7 I hope @FedEx or @UPS is on their X game. The first one who offers to ship all the gear @FreddyLA7 and his buds received AND pay all the duties back to Germany are going to get 10,000X the costs back in free marketing.
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Meteorologist @MatthewCappucci found STAR HAIL, or spiky baseball-sized hail, near Arthur, Illinois.
The spikes are caused by hail forming in a “wet growth regime.” Temperatures near freezing make the edges of the hailstone sticky, like glue. Tiny embryos collide and freeze!
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@autosport What is there to say? Aside from: “Since 2007 Lewis has just been more Hungary to keep going for more, faster laps.” 🤣🤔😎
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We're starstruck, @FreddyLA7!
Proud to serve you and hope you have a wonderful trip! 🧡
Freddy🇩🇪@FreddyLA7
First meal of the day at 6 PM. Also the weather is still pretty bad here, so we haven’t really been able to make the most of our time in Galveston. Really wanted to swim in the ocean here. Hopefully it gets better soon.
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Houston, we’ve found our Galactic. Ambassador to the United Federation of Planets!
Freddy🇩🇪@FreddyLA7
We just called the International Space Station😭😭😭
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@FreddyLA7 The Mayor of Houston randomly met Freddy*
Don’t sell yourself short king
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