@ZapGropper @giveashitnature Local jail had to stop mail delivery for a minute because people were spraying letters with meth, so nothing would surprise me
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Patriarchy Hannah
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Patriarchy Hannah
@harmonizedjen
Most hated repentant sinner of mom/reformed twitter. Nap apologist. Even my haters call me a genius. You think you know, but you have no idea.
Se unió Ekim 2023
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Genuine question: why are so many people flossing outside?
And why do they just leave their shitty plastic floss picks on the ground?
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Patriarchy Hannah retuiteado
Homeschooling because they’d have to call the cops to remove me from the school after sending this home
Math Files@Math_files
Teachers who are incapable of controlling their emotions towards children they're meant to be teaching shouldn't be teachers.
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@harmonizedjen Good, trust me. Keep it that way. Just a guy making a gross movie depicting the Blessed Virgin Mary
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@meatypepper I’ve basically just been carrying two suitcases back and forth, but stuff just accumulates like crazy 🙃
About to move into my house finally, and I’m so ready to just go through everything I have in storage and toss it all.
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@harmonizedjen Moving between 2 places often would turn me into a minimalist! My mom moved a ton over the past couple years and she ended up storing keepsakes and heirlooms with family who are settled and then only kept what fit in 2 suitcases.
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i decluttered my entire house during my 9 month social media break and this was literally me. at one point it stopped being "do i need this?" and turned into "omg just get it out of my HOUSE"
Tiger Lily’s Ghost@tigerlilysghost
I’m so sick of STUFF. I am undone and overwhelmed by the burden of STUFF. It’s going in the TRASH. I want nothing, I want zero things!
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@itsnotnotfunny @VirgisViews @FilthtoFaith Kind of dumb to take the position that you can’t point out dangerous things because there are other, more common, dangerous things.
Anyway, have a good one.
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@harmonizedjen @VirgisViews @FilthtoFaith People die in my city pretty much every month from some type of drowning or hiking/ car heat incident. Thing is, kids die much more often chasing a toy into the pool, infact, a ultra rich influencers kid did just that. I guess i would focus more on the legions of those deaths
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I hate to be the buzz kill but this is insanely dangerous. Not the roughhousing. That’s fine.
The pool. A crazy number of people drown each year. You can’t see the bottom. Any hindrance to getting out when someone is panicking is not great as well.
Wholesome Side of 𝕏@itsme_urstruly
When mom leaves kids with the dad
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@itsnotnotfunny @VirgisViews @FilthtoFaith I think her point is more to other people who might decide to try this 🤷♀️.
It takes sooooo little time for someone, adult or child, to have a problem in the water. It’s just a bad idea to add factors that could exacerbate that further.
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@harmonizedjen @VirgisViews @FilthtoFaith I think if that was always happening i would get it. But its clearly for a small bit of time with atleast 1 adult physically with them, also in the pool. For a short time
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@wrowclif 🤣🤣🤣 if the towel is damp when I touch it, it’s going in the laundry hamper
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All of our towels keep going missing.
Every time I put a new one out in the kitchen, it disappears.
Realized the other day that Eliza throws them in the dirty pile when they get damp.
Amy's mom does the EXACT SAME THING
Bicoloured-Python-Rock-Snake 🦬🪐🌲@pythonrocksnake
@AnthropoceneMe1 Our daughters are more clearly sequels to their grandmothers (one for each) and “fun” is definitely one aspect of that. “Wait, how is *that* genetic??” is an extremely common refrain in our house.
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@harmonizedjen Okay but there's a difference between "Someone has dried their hands off" and "I sopped up a spilled glass of water"
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.@meatypepper this is my white beans recipe. It works with red beans as well, I just leave out the bacon (or you can leave it in if you want). Freezes great, and you just have to make a fresh pot of rice.
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@VirgisViews @FilthtoFaith You’re not wrong. They don’t get it.
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@FilthtoFaith That has nothing to do with someone having a medical emergency and not being able to find them. Somebody else falling into the pool & not being able to get out. Water is insanely dangerous. I’ve worked in aquatics my whole life and I’m not a scared mom. My kids bull ride. 🤣
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@bluthwayne77 Sometimes that’s just the best thing to do for everyone
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One LONGTIME friend from years past stopped reaching out on my birthday but I kept messaging him on his and then when he stopped responding to the "happy birthday" messages, I went "fuck that" and stopped bothering with it altogether.
Fesshole🧻@fesshole
A few friends I've known for decades never remember my birthday but I've always remembered theirs. I got COVID on a milestone birthday, they knew and still didn't wish me happy birthday. Since then I've stopped remembering theirs. I now see them as old friends not good friends.
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Patriarchy Hannah retuiteado
They opened the RNC with blasphemy and you voted for it why are people surprised.
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