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@jdlaz84

L/S Equities - Options for my own accounts all opinions are my own and should be taken as satire *nothing is financial advise that I share/write

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Jason@jdlaz84·
@SenSchumer That’s the democrats strategy by doing nothing for America and everything related to TDS… do better
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tic toc@TicTocTick·
It’s over folks. Limit down tonight . We gave 6900 resistance in chat.
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@smartertrader Anyone posting weekend wall street is a moron and anyone posting insider sales is a retard
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Chris Matteson@ChrisMatteson16·
@GenFlynn If the US has so much oil to sell, then why have gas prices gone up for us folks on main street? Are the oil companies making big profits at our expense.
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Earnings Whispers
Earnings Whispers@eWhispers·
#earnings for the week of April 13, 2026 earningswhispers.com/calendar $NFLX $TSM $GS $JPM $ASML $BLK $MS $BAC $C $KMX $FAST $AA $JNJ $SCHW $SIFY $SLG $JBHT $PGR $FITB $FBK $BK $PLD $NKLR $PEP $SURG $TFC $RF $WFC $SFNC $TRV $PNC $MTB $HOVR $CFG $CNS $ABT $ALLY $HOFT $LAKE $MAMA $VNCE $BSVN $ERIC $IIIN $INDB $GSBC $HOMB $KEY $MAN $MRSH
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@JBPritzker You said nothing when this old man couldn’t put a sentence together….really
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JB Pritzker@JBPritzker·
The 25th Amendment needs to be invoked before it's too late.
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Chuck Schumer@SenSchumer·
Trump is a military moron.  His war, with a price tag of $44 billion and $4+ gas, made us worse off today than we were when he started it. And if he restarts this war we will be in even worse shape. We must pass our War Powers Resolution to end this war for good.
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@ChartsRUs0 This is why random flow doesn’t work
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Charts R Us@ChartsRUs0·
So while we caught the 1DTE spreads, these also hit the tape in $QQQ: ~100k contracts on the 573P (Apr 13) One of the largest single leg put positions I’ve seen that wasn’t a spread. Roughly $40–50M in premium ≈ $2B hedge If this is a hedge: • 40% → ~$5B long • 25% → ~$8B long • 15% → ~$13B long Something here isn't adding up
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PurpleDrinkCapital
PurpleDrinkCapital@PurpleDrink_LLC·
This time last year I was noting that a bottom is imminent (on record in writing) While not the same setup now bc no flash bear w/capitulation, I wrote on Saturday (link below) that all the signs of a durable low are likely present. Now tomorrow we likely get a multi index FTD -> if you were underinvested on this day in 2025, you missed nothing. Even if 2026 isn’t the same setup, this should kick off a new trending environment. open.substack.com/pub/purpledrin…
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Jason@jdlaz84·
@hekyoda This is why cheddar flows and all those bone heads posting flows need to have their money flowed to my account to actually understand flow is useless 90% of the time
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HANK@hekyoda·
I love my flow traders but… guys…. c’mon $15m $QQQ put spike into close says what?
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@TicTocTick After April opex nobody hedges for earnings
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tic toc@TicTocTick·
Notice how everyone has distanced themselves from Trump on this war. If they won 🏆, they will be trampling each other to take credit. The US involvement in this war, at least overt one, is finished. Done. Doesn’t mean bear market is dead. Stay tuned for update.
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tic toc@TicTocTick·
Oil futures trader describes how it feels to go long at $120 👇
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@TicTocTick And we probably have a whole group of bears that wished we had nuclear war so their $300 in puts would print ☠️😵
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tic toc@TicTocTick·
I am happy and pleased with this outcome. I am a pro peace 🕊️ pro common sense pro business pro small government pro profit and anti evil.
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Retard Finder
Retard Finder@IfindRetards·
Retard of the day 🏅
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Jason@jdlaz84·
@OptionsMir If people are really buying puts cause trumps going to nuke Iran this could be the easiest layup trade ever
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TraderMir ‎ ✮@OptionsMir·
it’s like the market wants to test lower but something won’t allow it to. positioning perhaps
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@joeroganhq Is he a product of this alien cross breeding with brainless humans thing supposedly going on?
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Joe Rogan Podcast News
Joe Rogan Podcast News@joeroganhq·
John Kerry: "Every year now millions of people around this planet are dying because fossil fuel and methane emissions called greenhouse gas pollusion."
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@NFL_DovKleiman workers comp? who did he hire some bum that isnt insured?
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Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman·
𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: A painter named Andrew Jackson has sued Bill Belichick for an injury suffered while working on his Massachusetts home claiming more than $285,000 in medical bills and other financial losses. Jackson claims he fell at the work site, suffering a severe ankle injury. Jackson allegedly suffered pain, disability, lost wages, and medical expenses. Jackson contends that he has incurred $61,000 in hospital expenses, $4,600 in doctor’s visits, and $2,000 in physical therapy bills. Jackson also alleges that he has lost $167,828.25 in wages and will lose another $50,000. Belichick owns the home with his 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordon Hudson. A total financial loss of $285,436.39 🤯
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@TalkinYanks They will leave him down till he’s 35 then give him a Judge contract
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Talkin' Yanks@TalkinYanks·
Yankees #1 prospect shortstop George Lombard Jr. went 5-for-6 with a leadoff home run, a double and a stole base in the Double-A Somerset Patriots’ 18-2 season-opening victory
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tic toc@TicTocTick·
“May be get another job?” Replied Drew, the US Congressman from New Jersey (GOP) when asked what should Americans do about rising cost of living.
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