Jonathan Polliser

Space tourism is actually a great idea Annoying rich people get to leave the planet and risk getting blown to pieces upon return? It’s a win win

@mikerainey82 Chris Benoit’s entrance theme

Putting together a family annihilation playlist. What songs should be on it?

How do you get followers anyway, do I have to show hole?

@TheAliceSmith I’m sorry, but this situation sounds kind of particular

It’s funny how mixed race individuals are always considered black until they try to assassinate the US President.

@Bowblax is this satire or a humiliation kink?

I'm now 7 months into taking Estrogen and I'm loving the results so much! 🏳️‍⚧️ So awesome that I just get to look like this now

@PROMAKOS_ Get a load of the small penis historian over here

El meme tiene gracia pero lo cierto es que el chiste de fondo se le vuelve en contra al que lo monta porque la convención clásica era exactamente la opuesta a la lectura moderna. En la cultura griega clásica el pene pequeño en reposo era la representación del varón ideal. Aristófanes lo dice literalmente: "pecho luminoso, piel brillante, hombros anchos, lengua pequeña, glúteos firmes y 'posthé' pequeña". Era marca de autocontrol, racionalidad, 'sophrosyne', 'kalokagathia'. El hombre civilizado dominaba sus apetitos, y eso se representaba físicamente. Los penes grandes y erectos en la iconografía griega y romana se reservaban a tres categorías muy específicas. Sátiros, faunos y silenos, criaturas mitad animales gobernadas por la lujuria. Príapo, dios menor maldito por Hera con un miembro desproporcionado y permanentemente erecto, representado como caricatura grotesca. Y figuras de bárbaros, esclavos y personajes ridículos en la comedia, donde el falo enorme funcionaba como signo de barbarie e incivilización. El David de Miguel Ángel (1501-1504) sigue conscientemente esta convención clásica recuperada por el Renacimiento florentino. Es una cita deliberada del ideal griego. Miguel Ángel había estudiado escultura clásica en el jardín de Lorenzo de Médicis y conocía perfectamente el código.

@MeganBitchell The funniest part of this to me is the open talk about self-harm like its totally normal contrasted with literal tears over Sneaker’s O’Toole

My amazing podcast where I start crying laughing about sneakers otoole youtu.be/bsc10iZlrn8?si…

@EndWokeness Oh no, the left out here being represented by OnlyFans elves with 13 different mental health diagnoses

42,000 likes. This is who the left is.

@GimmickSlop depends on if u gettin pussy at the time u say it

does the "fuck" in "fuck bitches, get money." mean ignore or have sex with

@Howlingmutant0 Are you working on a tight five for the Apollo?

Girls out here using industrial strength vibrators talkin about, "I just don't know why little jimmy's autistic" - bitch you done scrambled them eggs!!!

@Benderrobot1 🫡 sir yes sir you have my undying support

@jonpolliser If you believe in advancing humanity, technology, and freedom alongside Elon Musk, hit FOLLOW and join the mission. Let’s keep building, innovating, and shaping tomorrow together. ✨

Every single documentary my team and I have made recently have been proven correct. This is the most Reddit written manifesto I’ve ever witnessed. That platform is creating radical ecosystems, and more people will be killed.

@bendoingsoyface Kidding!

My favorite Mark Normand bit is when one of his hack one liner popsicle stick jokes where he reposts from the NY Post account doesn’t quite work for him so he deletes it and posts even a shittier popsicle stick joke 🍋🎉

@messedupcars @reset_by_peer Not true! I have my son one weekend every six months and he loves the Cybertruck!

penis dysmorphia is where ur penis morphs into a evil shape

@Texanchudjak @TobyTurner I'd call myself a radical centrist because I'm always stroking a guy on either side

@jonpolliser @TobyTurner Using your right hand to stroke him isn't what right wing means sorry pal

can’t say slurs, but you can say ‘KILL EVERYONE AND BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD IF THEY SUPPORT SMALL BUSINESS’

@Texanchudjak @TobyTurner Hey now, I will admit on the record to sucking cock, but these accusations of leftism are purely unsubstantial

@jonpolliser @TobyTurner Laughed? I thought you had multiple cocks in your mouth but I guess you're just a larper......never trust a leftist these days

@Texanchudjak @TobyTurner I'll give you that one, I laughed

@jonpolliser @TobyTurner No sorry I only brought up oral I didn't want to hear about a black lives matter t shirt

@Texanchudjak @TobyTurner You brought it up Can't stand the heat then get out da kitchen

@jonpolliser @TobyTurner Thats weird TMI

@Texanchudjak @TobyTurner Yeah I'm a pre-op transgender guy wearing a black lives matter t-shirt with a rainbow flag on my wall and several dicks in my ass and mouth while I type this and cum is flying everywhere or something

@jonpolliser @TobyTurner Was it the dudes you were sucking off? You surely don't have one