MATT SKYTOWER 🇦🇺

For thousands of years our conversations have been ephemeral; this is the natural order. The permanence of our posts and conversations on social media is utterly unnatural. For this reason, I delete everything regularly and you should too.

@BlackMajikMan90 Since they've already race-swapped several characters, we already know it's going to be woke trash.

What Twitter doesn’t seem to realize is that the Harry Potter Show is a combination of four big factors. 1. We are far enough away from the OG series that it’s nostalgic; we are in peak late 90s/early 00s nostalgia as we speak. 2. The show is going to include everything from the books; including new ideas. This will interest countless book fans and OG film lovers who felt that the movies left too much out. 3. This is Harry Potter for a brand new generation. The kids who watched those original films are now parents; parents who will be showing this to their kids for the first time. 4. It’s HBO and is being run by the best of the best. This is the perfect storm, with a Christmas 2026 release date as the cherry on top. The ratings are going to be historic.

@Timcast Thank you for not being a dickhead like Matt Walsh.

I am magnanimous

@AlboMP Bold move posting this when you have such terrible handwriting.

Things are uncertain around the world, and we’re responding the Australian way - by looking after people.

@ywomendeservles I tire of these whores freely roaming about the Earth.

@RetrieverLeo @SkyNewsAust x.com/i/status/20370…

@mattskytower @SkyNewsAust By whom?

National Australia Bank will slash hundreds of jobs across the country as it shifts roles offshore to India and Vietnam, informing staff via email on Wednesday. skynews.com.au/business/finan…

@SkyNewsAust * I know treason isn't technically the correct term, as that's a betrayal of a person against the state, but frankly, I think it should also be considered treason when the state betrays the people or a corporation betrays the nation.

@SkyNewsAust This should be considered treason.

@ALeighMP Look at the women's faces. This photograph is proof that women would be happier at home and in neighbourhood communities raising their children and grandchildren.

Alicia Payne MP returned from maternity leave this week after welcoming baby Joseph, her third child. In what may be a first, Alicia and Joseph asked the Prime Minister a question with Joseph in her arm (photo by Mike Bowers). Parliament is happier, smarter and kinder with Alicia in it. #auspol #qt

@calvinrobinson I don't believe in God, but if the Templars re-formed to purge the Earth of Islam and all of the soft Christian churches, they would have my support.

We have a choice:

@QuentinDempster @AngusTaylorMP @mattjcan Good. If you love it so much, you should be happy to support it with a paid subscription.

There it is folks: Pauline Hanson wants to privatise the ABC via the paid subscription model (regional radio excepted). She’s confirmed this with Chris Kenny ‘Sky After Dark’. Does sidekick Barnaby agree? And what about @AngusTaylorMP and ⁦@mattjcan⁩?

I am fed up with the American right. They are the only ones of our British and Western European heritage cousins who are like this. I withdraw all support for them.

@TruthFairy131 Rights should be based on IQ.

This is why I keep saying IQ matters

@ChrisLXXXVI_ @brob53700765 This would have been more informative.

Australian left-wing propaganda replaced by British left-wing propaganda while ABC staff throw a 24-hour tantrum.

Gillian Anderson says the pilot script for Ryan Coogler's ‘X-FILES’ is “really good.” “Have an open mind and give it a chance because it’s going to be fucking cool.” (Source: dory_jackson/TikTok)

@calvinrobinson Meanwhile in the Orthodox church...

The death knell has been rung for the Church of England. x.com/i/status/20368…

If Americans are going to be this insular, then you deserve to lose your position as the global hegemon and cultural centre of the world. If you want to be isolated, then go full North Korea and fuck right off; no more exporting your music, movies, and TV, no more foreign investment in your companies, no more military alliances, no more petro dollar, no more international military bases, none of it.

My user experience just got 500 times better

@AkkadSecretary Everyone on Earth would be substantially healthier if the only bread in existence was made from stone-ground einkorn wheat, with no preservatives or any other modern nonsense.

I know everyone kinda knows at this point, but UK food vs US is still insane enough to almost forget is real The Sugar/Corn syrup in US bread is so much it tastes like a very light cake and therefore makes their breakfast sandwiches taste amazing Utterly vile for anything else

@Kingbingo_ @allie__voss I think it's more important to get rid of no-fault divorce, defacto as a legal relationship status, child support payments, and spousal maintenance payments (alimony).

@allie__voss No approaches. But the girls father picks a husband at 19. This would probably save the west now I think about it.

As a woman you simply need to be okay with any guy approaching you Our options are “all guys can approach you” or “no guys can approach you,” but you can’t magically choose to only be approached by guys you personally approve of

@KatyKray73 Nothing is more disingenuous than a politician cosplaying as the people they're visiting.

Albo turns up in Whyalla wearing brand-new, never-worn work boots, desperate to pretend he’s not completely out of touch. He’s never done a hard day’s labour in his life. 👇🏽😏

@LinaSeiche El Salvador should execute them all so that there is no danger of the country returning to what it was.

CECOT has opened its doors to a small number of journalists and human rights advocates. They were given the opportunity to speak with an inmate. One asked him: “Are you okay? Are they treating you fairly? Tell me if not, I can help you.” Surely they extended that same pity, that same offer of help to the families of those he murdered? NGOs love to hate CECOT, a prison built to contain the worst kind of evil. Men who murdered dozens. Men who sacrificed children to the devil. Men who slaughtered fathers in front of their sons and daughters in front of their mothers. Men who now receive three meals a day, instant access to healthcare, and the undivided attention of organizations that don’t have a care for their victims. We had a chance to meet an inmate as well. He published a video of himself and his “homeboys” tying up 11 people by their hands and feet, lining them up face down on the ground, and hacking them into pieces with machetes while they cried in pain. As the warden recounted his crimes, the man was smiling. He was ordered to put on his face mask. He then continued smiling serenely behind his mask. NGOs love to hate CECOT for three simple reasons: → It’s famous, and they want in on the attention. → It’s the symbol of a paradigm shift they despise. → It’s safe. You are never going to see them visit gang-controlled prisons elsewhere on the continent, because they would get killed. But at CECOT, they’re safe. And they’re safe to smile in the face of the warden who invited them and then stab him in the back with a smear campaign the following day. Every time they try to free murderers on a technicality, every time they ask a killer if his bunk is too hard or his food is too bland, they spit on the graves of the innocent. And if they could, they would unlock the cells and turn El Salvador back into an open-air prison with 6 million inmates, all while they philosophize from afar about the poor, underprivileged Third World.