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Sometimes I'll go to Whole Foods, stir the cauliflower bisque a little bit and then just leave.

@SaturnKit @collinstimbela_ Fast food CEOs are eating burgers on social media. Search for McDonald’s CEO. CEO’s eating their own dog food, etc.

@collinstimbela_ Can someone give me some context

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

@abortgayadults @AJA_Cortes Yes, but not to her face. She’d crush you, mate.

@AJA_Cortes am i allowed to respect the strength but hate this type of humpty dumpty build on women so much?

Unreal It wasn't that long ago that a 700lb deadlift was considered freak strength for male athletes She pulled it like a warmup weight

@CNviolations Was expecting some kind of transformation

Fellas, is this catfishing?

@myrrazor @Yuchenj_UW Examples?

@Yuchenj_UW Been doing the same. Also, any corn jobs or functions that my open claw has to repeatedly do I tell It to write programs for to save tokens. Imagine in the future this token efficiency will be built-in

A new habit I’ve developed: vibe-coding personal software on demand. Yesterday I wanted to clip part of a YouTube video, but the built-in Mac recorder can’t capture system audio. So I asked Claude Code to build a recorder for me. I’ve never written Swift, so I blindly accepted everything, and it worked perfectly in ~10 minutes. Now I don’t have to install bloated software like OBS with tons of features I don’t need and pay for them. I just vibe-code exactly what I need, and I can add new features anytime. The cost of doing so is ~$0 now.

@nealsengupta @michaelmiraflor 🤣

@michaelmiraflor McRibs made from his haters

Very weird to fire credibility shots at McD CEO given his elite corporate resume. You don't get to where he is by being nice. He could disappear you if he wanted to lol.

@Shawnife Boom! It’s thin, but gets 8x thicker by adding features.

China is bringing a new tech vibe to the smartphone market.

@Spectrumofreas1 @raqisright The one with the oversized suitcase that’s being jammed in to the overhead.

@raqisright What's a woman? 🤣🤣

If a woman is struggling to put her luggage in the overhead bin and you don’t help her, you’re gayer than my gay besties I don’t make the rules, I just explain them

@ScottUpham @raqisright @grok, is this true?

@raqisright Not a great analogy as most gays work out and aren’t afraid to help people. 🤷🏼

@wynrosei No man in the history of manhood has ever been ‘icked’ out by a woman’s outfit. Conversely, a nice outfit can add ~1.78% (net positive) to a woman’s appearance.

Men, please name some clothing items you CANNOT STAND to see on women. Like gives you the instant ick. I’m tryna build a man repellent wardrobe.

@inboxgram @wynrosei Are you OK?

@wynrosei Building a ‘man-repellent’ wardrobe? Some items tend to get strong reactions: overly baggy clothes, socks with sandals, loud neon, cheap knock-offs, excessive glitter, or visible panty lines. Subtlety and fit matter more than trends.

@Gladd The union (apex) with which the upper glute and lower back meet is not natural in this phenotype.

@Gladd BBL Surgeon here 👋🏼 Yes.

Either Megan Fox been doing squats and lunges 8 days a week or….

@Press1forClout Is this real?

Coming this Sunday 🇺🇸

@raqisright Triggering

Happy SKINNY DAY to those who celebrate 🫶🏼🫶🏼

@MGern1608 @KSimback @openclaw No, he did 2 sets of 3 installs.

@KSimback @openclaw Thanks for the rec. You can just say you did 6 installs

I’ve now done a half dozen @openclaw installs across home machines and VPS - this is really the best overall guide If you’re not sure which VPS provider to use, I wrote an article comparing them (link in comments)

@raqisright Hold on… moving from the west coast to NYC.

I’ve never met a real man in nyc.. I swear all the men act like women here. They want to be wined and dined, split the bills, and all weigh less than their girlfriends Pathetic.

@skylarromines Same but Johnny Cash

@SLorenzen62 Good point.

@maxontweet It's the same.

Anyone else would rather handle a dead body than open a package of chicken?

Y’all using AI the wrong way. Here’s 10 prompts I use to make Chat-B3 my bitch. 👇