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@Browns @NFL @JaredVerse1 I know depressed eyes when I see em

.@JaredVerse1 has hit the field!

@B1GDuckEnergyy My favorite movie and coach! Winners! Unlike this clown from Oregon😂

American PI(U)e (1999) Starring Curt “The Cigmeister” Cignetti

@jeremyjudkins_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Once the new Spider-Man movie comes out, this should hit $1000 a share easily.

@RiggsBarstool @royalportrush You could loft the ball instead of slapping at it like you just got back surgery lmao

I’m just not good enough for links golf

@nocontextcfb Was doing ts during 2-10 szns!

@Veganhippo21 🤞🤞🤞

$SNOW hole shet Wut???? Maybe time to look at $MSFT $NOW $PLTR

@Budgetdog_ Just did my cfp final project on exactly this 🔥

Fun Fact: Your parents could've made you a tax free millionaire with $300 a month but they spent that on a '06 Honda. Here's how to do better for your kids: I'm not exaggerating. It takes 10 minutes and your daily coffee budget to set your kids up to be tax free millionaires. My girls are only 2 & 4... But they're worth $81k already. This is the exact blueprint we use 👇🏼 1) 529 Plan Most people think this is a college fund... But because of "Secure Act 2.0"... Even if our kids don't go to college the money will get transferred to them TAX FREE. Secure Act 2.0 Rules: -> 529 must be active for 15+ years -> $35,000 limit on rollover per beneficiary -> Subject to contribution limits ($7.5k in 2026) 👆🏻 keep this in mind before you over-invest 2) Parent Taxable Brokerage This is the only account my kids will get taxed on... But it's also the most flexible. I keep their brokerages in my name for now... And I'll transfer the money when they're responsible adults. 3) Custodial Roth IRA We use this to pay our daughters for reasonable work in our business. Right now, that's baby modeling... But we plan to increase their responsibilities as they get older. (requires earned income, not a parent's salary) 4) Investing Framework We keep our investing super simple: - Total US market funds - Total international market funds - Auto contributions on repeat We set this up ONCE & haven't looked back. If you start the day your kids are born... $300/mo will make them: - $22,627 by age 5 - $58,054 by age 10 - $160,906 by age 18 And even if they never add another dollar... Their investments will grow to $3,902,576 by the time they're 55 🤯 We've been investing $500/mo for Logan & Ellie from the beginning. Some people say that's "too much"... But if I can ensure my daughters never worry about retirement instead of upgrading my car... That's a pretty easy call to make 🤷‍♂️ If you want to set this up for your family... (but you're not sure where to start) Hit the link in my bio and let's figure it out together 🤝🏻

@MrGolfModel Drop foreplay to D and yes

This is an objectively correct tier list for YouTube golf channels

The last 10 months spending every free minute studying has me ready to blow my shi smooth off, good Lord let me be finished with it already

@suboxoneshawty Towels?

i have a question about the Chicago Concrete Beach…. doesn’t the concrete get really hot in the sun after awhile like scorching hot????

@RealNickMugalli A god

Jensen: I'll buy everybody, let me be 1st World's No. 1 CEO Jensen Huang at a Taiwan night market, too lazy to wait in line, pays to skip ahead The female citizen involved: I originally thought, just like that, I'd say hi through his bodyguard... Didn't expect him to walk right up to me, buy fast pass with a thousand yuan bill... and then, happily score a grilled corn cob😂

@1NCRDB1 Get fucking bodied you mid ass mahf - bet you wind up a journeyman

@SkywalkerMcFly_ @1NCRDB1 You look like an actual S.P.

IM GLAD YOU CALLED THAT SHIT OUT THE WAY THAT YOU DID. HE WAS PROUD ENOUGH TO ENDORSE A KNOWN RACIST SEXUAL PREDATOR WITH ZERO HESITATION. SHIT LIKE THAT MATTERS. AND FUCK ALL THE RACIST ASSHOLES THAT ATTACKED ABDUL WITH EXTREME RACIST HATE JUST FOR EXPRESSING HIS DISAPPOINTMENT IN SOMEONE HE THOUGHT HE COMPLETELY KNEW. DISGUSTING ASS PEDO PROTECTORS MAD OVER SOMEONE BEING DISAPPOINTED IN A FRIEND BUT YALL NOT DISAPPOINTED OVER THEM DAMN EPSTEIN FILES, SMGDH. YOU BASTARDS MUST THINK GOD GRADING ON A CURVE.

@1NCRDB1 Ya weve pretty much got it. Your a brainwashed monkey d*pshit without his own opinions, and your quarterback is intelligent and bold.

@igorlogvinenko @Tyler_A_Harper I made the switch to Coors 5ish years ago and haven’t looked back after growing up on Miller. Still love a Miller as my 2nd choice but can’t be the Blue Mountains!

@Tyler_A_Harper Good take, and I was right there, until a buddy turned me onto Coors Light for post-outdoor activities. Sharper, less malty.. brewed ice cold and all that lol

Miller Lite is the thinking man’s beverage of choice

@camigelo28 @PalmyrPar With you on that brother - I wound up going to Dairy queen with the lady about 30 minutes after tweeting this 😂

@moike49 @PalmyrPar Most of the time my wife gets vanilla and I’ll lick it and it’s shocking how good it is after being a chocolate hammerhead throughout my life. Thoughts on that Mike? Sounds pretty similar to me. Probably could be friends in another timeline

That vanilla ice cream is its own unique flavor and in fact has a much more complex profile than nearly all other flavors when done correctly.

@WurzelRoot This is every chick i grew up with and went to college with 😭😭😭 horrible human beings

i wish there were a documentary on where these women are now and if they understand the impact they had on the collective psyche

@SenAdamSchiff This guy is going to come across the wrong person innpublic one day i swear jeeeez

My thoughts go out to Tulsi Gabbard and her family, as her husband battles this serious health problem. I hope and pray that he makes a speedy and full recovery. While the circumstances around her departure are deserving of our sympathy, let’s be clear: Tulsi Gabbard’s only positive contribution to our nation's national security is her resignation. She politicized intelligence. She dismantled critical agencies keeping Americans safe. She weaponized the IC to pursue baseless election fraud claims. And more. We must ensure that her tenure — marked by a devotion to the person of the president and not to the security of the country — represents a terrible exception at DNI and not the new normal.

@replies_guy This dude actually has fans? Probably worse than he is 😂

This was a huge win for our guy no matter how you slice it. Broke 100 (which was his stated goal) and beat Trent. Trent wanted it bad too.