MonkeyDog

Quavers. Now fuck off.

@NickMotown Are you off WhatsApp now? I wanted to message you last night

@SteAssent Go and get yourself a MILF. You deserve one.

Oh man, my mum was right. Since I've cut my hair I have ladies in my DMs putting 😍 emojis on everything. I'm obviously going to ignore them because talking to women isn't going to increase my VO2 max but still.

@NickMotown hello again. Guess what?

I’ve been quiet again because I’ve been working in Abu Dhabi again. It really is the most joyous place. I also didn’t pay for a single meal. Emiratis are the kindest people met. I hopefully will be working there more often in March, so I can go there full time.

Here’s a couple more snaps of my epic visit to Abu Dhabi. I fell in love with Dubai for its fast paced, opportunity-laden lifestyle. Abu Dhabi had all the same opportunities, but served up with a peaceful, relaxed way of life. No wonder it’s the happiest city on earth.

Sorry I’ve been quiet. Got lost in the desert. Not geographically, just emotionally.

@SteAssent Eeeesh

@monkeydogify We will! Real feel 45⁰C when we land 😍

Lighting in the airport hotel is goated

We’ve always thought that if we were actually together, the world might come off its axis. It did. The best day! I’m so thankful for my gang of Simie, Dimitri and Meadow. I chose these glasses for her. Thank you @Ed_FilmBooth for hooking me up with my Sith Lord Bestie.

Last week for my birthday, I shot off to meet this lass. We have been friends for a year after meeting in a YouTube group, and have helped push each other’s businesses forward. But she lives in Hawaii so we’ve always had 11 hours’ time difference.

I started a new Twitter account for work because it’s wayyyyy too shouty on here for me to be here often. My first DM was from Dan Martell and my first tweet back was from Rory Sutherland. I’ll take that.

I believe. You could be. What I need. To believe. youtu.be/k1sDdx8UOI4?si…

The new pope looks reet popey, doesn’t he?

Nice to see Liz Truss saying her thoughts and prayers are with the Pope’s wife and children at this sad time

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY] We wish to inform. You can never run…..you cannot hide. "LACHRYMA" is out now. Listen and watch the music video now: i.ghost-official.com/Lachryma

I’m about to be Satanized by Papa. What happens at the show, stays at the show. @thebandGHOST

It’s a year since I dressed for a zoom call and ended up looking like a Scottish Widow. I’m resurrecting the shit out of this pic.

@NickMotown Decent

Slightly disappointed that this isn't being shown on Dave.

There are 4 people who are allowed to diss me to my face and I find it hilarious. Anyone else gets a curse put on them.

ADHD in action. “I DO got dis!”