
Neil Patrick
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@KirstieMAllsopp What it's called doesn't really seem like the most important aspect of it.
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@GeorgeIsa1 There is not a single British dish that would crack the top 100 over here. Not one.
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@BigDaveMorton You could be on to something. Do you have a name for this diet?
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I unknowingly ate a piece of undercooked chicken in a Malaysian Army cookhouse while on exercise. I shat myself blind for 3 days and ended up on an intravenous drip as I couldn’t even keep water inside myself. Probably lost 5kg that week.
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369
What’s the most effective and fastest way you’ve ever lost weight? 🤔
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@trailrunningfan "He who fears change more than disaster, what can he do about the coming disaster" (or something like that) Max Frisch - Biedermann und die Brandstifters.
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@CarlBovisNature I'd say Blackcap, probably. We've got one locally and I hadn't identified previously, so thanks for that.
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@sheebadigeebies You have a job in TV analysis coming your way! 😂
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I think England should kick the ball in Ghana’s goal more times than Ghana kicks the ball in England’s goal #tactics
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@richmondie I think for those two, I'd say "office block", but "tower block" would also fit.
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@neilpatrick61 @CopMoustache @London_W4 @rospay15 Nah, you can't get beer on the Diddy shelf the spring onions are on
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In all the excitement, I forgot to tell you I bought myself a fridge yesterday. Eight years living on a boat and now I have a fridge. It’s bloody marvellous! Cold wine, food that doesn’t go off in an hour, cold Coca Cola. I’m blown away by this modern technology. I know how those housewives in the fifties felt now when they got their first fridge.

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Technically, he is correct but the bait has been laid...
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
The British have never won a World Cup, and America is already closer to winning it this year than the Brits have ever come
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@noinconsistency A large, active and unexpected overnight thunderstorm. Thank you for caring.
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@London_W4 @rospay15 Lovely fridge, spoiled by too much salad 🤣🤣
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