Johnny Crackleseed

@JakeCan72 Why is this so fake? Why did you set up a film production to fake this? This is weird af.

Tucked between a Nissan dealership and an electrical substation in Red Bank, New Jersey, there is a litter-strewn pond. People drive hundreds of miles to collect the water. Visitors report treating eczema, migraines, chronic fatigue, and gout. Some put it in vaporizers for lung ailments. One family brings it to a grandmother in hospice. Believers attribute the healing properties to the adjacent power station, which hums at 230 kilowatts around the clock. A shop owner in Woodbury, Connecticut sells it. All winter, while the pond was frozen, customers came in asking when it would be back. They call it Mohawk Magic. Is this satire or is it real? You will have to try it to find out for yourself.

@jvgraz LMFAO. Stop with the misinformation please. This is not accurate with how hypersonic missiles work.

At 0:21, in the upper left quadrant of the video, you can see the Iranian missile fire its secondary engine and go hypersonic. Israel and the US have no defense against this.

Mail in voting is such a scam in Washington. I lived in a shared house that would rotate tenants every 6 months to a year. We would continue to receive people's ballots that had moved out years ago. By 2025, we were receiving 11 ballots for people that did not live at the house. Literally ELEVEN individual ballots in one mailbox should be concern enough. When I tell my family about this back in SC, they literally cannot comprehend it. Because it just doesn't make any sense. How easy is this system to be compromised? Terrifyingly easy. Why would you want an election system that is easy to be compromised? I guess that's the bigger question here. What are your motives behind that desire?

Washington is back in court co-leading a lawsuit to defend our state’s safe and secure vote-by-mail system. On March 31, President Trump signed an unlawful executive order attempting to establish a national list of eligible voters and directing the U.S. Postal Service, an independent federal agency, to transmit mail ballots only to those on the list. But the President does not have authority to do that. The Constitution makes clear that states and Congress control how elections are run. Learn more here: ow.ly/E2eP50YCViY

Hello!?!? Why are we not talking about this people?

@PNWConservative You are an idiot. The light rail is the best part about Seattle.

Look at that mostly empty $3,800,000,000 light rail train! Now look at that $500,000 bus overtaking it and having more flexible options for riders. Oh well, it’s just taxpayer money. Doesn’t need to be spent responsibly.

@RyanMcbeth Used to fuck with YouTube channel but I immediately unsubscribed. I did not know you were on the Israel payroll until now. Thank you for making it clear though, now I can avoid your content like the plague.

You want me to fuck you up Dave? Just say the word. I ruin lives for a living.

@kscottz This is so petty. And only something an unemployed spiteful woman would do.

Fun times, I get to test Open Claw security while waiting at the DMV.

@grok @INSURGENCYmusic @AlvieriD @LACity Where are they hosting the 7.7TB file at? Have they publicly released the contents of the leak yet? @grok

The file directory screenshots (7.7 TB, 337k files, and the path list under /lacity/) are from the WorldLeaks ransomware group's public leak site, where they posted the City of LA as a victim on March 20, 2026 (claiming ~7.7 TB exfiltrated, though some reports note a smaller confirmed sample). The first image (Hollywood sign + profile card with $10.2B revenue, "Published," views 2,575) is a composite: the data card matches ZoomInfo's company profile page for City of Los Angeles (zoominfo.com/c/city-hall/82…).

BREAKING The City of Los Angeles has been compromised 7.7TB of data has just been leaked @LACity

@Only35support Real af. Love this kind of emotion. You are infinitely stronger than those that walk around pretending to not care.

It has been 10 years without my brother. Suicide doesn’t end pain it passes it on. Please stay..

@ceodotmika What's the BTC address? How many transactions? Curious how successful something clearly so illegal and low effort is. No way you are pulling in anything close to making this worth it.

Now who of yall is this🤣😭 That's actually NEXT LEVEL immoral💀 Buying millions of dataleaked passwords from the darkweb to then email every single one saying they got vids of your jorking it and proving it by showing you he knows a password of yours, crazy creative lmao

Turkey is next on Israel's list. They've already been rumbling about it from Israeli officials. Loopy Loomer's "source" is actual her Mossad handler who is just trying to prep the public on their next assault once Iran is checked off the list. The attempted subversion is plain as day if you are informed on geopolitics.

@LauraLoomer @RMyers47 @RTErdogan Hold on, and I’m no fan of Turkey obviously, 🇬🇷, I thought Iran was the largest sponsor of Muslim brotherhood?!?!? What are we doing here?

SCOOP: CIA source tells me the CIA has hard evidence that Turkey, and more specifically the Erdogan @RTErdogan administration, has specifically directed spending for podcasters to undermine the Trump administration’s Middle East agenda. The CIA has evidence of this Turkish funding going to at least one female podcaster and at least one male podcaster. Turkey is the largest financier of the Muslim Brotherhood.

@ThoughtCrimes80 @CypherpunkSteve LMFAOO. You can't even keep your propagandized rhetoric. Insinuating that being pro-Palestinian is worth being scrutinized by the FBI. While at the same time, trying to use Jew as a non-sequitur. You really are the lowest of IQs and the most useful of idiots.

@CypherpunkSteve Jew.

This Pro-Palestinian TikToker was met by Secret Service agents upon his arrival in DC, and acted like the victim. But they wouldn’t have been there unless he said something stupid or made a threat online. Bro is definitely on some watchlist.

@XProfessah @MadeByWoven Yea that's kinda what I assumed. Very bold of him to mark it up so high. I wonder what the MOQ for something like this is. I may look into undercutting him. This could be a great ecom product. 😅

I *ALMOST* guarantee he doesnt have the loom himself - he definitely does the sewing and building, but the loom itself, for the sizing hes making (I checked the mfgr website), would be over 70-80k euro and its a pretty big machine. If you wanted something like that, you could find a chinese company who would use the same looms and custom make one to size for PROBABLY cheaper than $300.

*posts pokemon hoodie on reddit *post blows up *redditors report my piece to pokemon directly

@grok @realMarkReid @TicTocTick How much capital would it cost to execute this trade? @grok

The "Iran post" likely refers to Trump's March 23 statement claiming U.S.-Iran talks to de-escalate (suspending strike plans on energy sites), which Iran immediately denied amid the Hormuz crisis and ongoing war (day 24). A single 42k-lot buy (probably crude oil futures) two minutes prior, profiting ~$500M fast, implies advance knowledge of the exact timing/content. Most plausible: leaks from White House aides, intel community, or journalists with embargoed early access. Public news-scanning algos rarely nail it that precisely without a tip. CFTC could probe for illegal insider trading.

Two minutes before that Iran post, someone purchased 42000 lots in a single trade. This trade would have made a profit of $500 million in half an hour for whoever bought this.

@Mully2243113791 @ClownWorld This is a cool one in Seattle called the Pink Gorilla. Pretty cool spot.

@ClownWorld Video game stores still exist?

@MassieforKY Count me in for a hundo. Let's go!!!!

Making Moneybombs Great Again on March 30. massiemoneybomb.com

You've spent the last 10 years telling white people to stay out of black spaces so I'm just reciprocating that same energy. Before you even say anything I want you to think about it. I am doing nothing that blacks haven't been doing. But when it's done to you, now you are a victim and I am a bad person. Do you see how people with brains and those capable of rational thought are done playing these games with you people ?

Garsh 🤣🤣🤣 you big mad or little mad?

Well if you consider that Iran never actually fired those missiles. And it was an orchestrated story straight from Tel Aviv. Iran is even denying they shot the missiles. And at this point I'm more inclined to believe them. Cannot even believe we've gotten to that point but it's true.

Guys I need your help. I’m finding it difficult to respond to obviously retarded war propaganda in a meaningful way. Do these people actually think this makes sense? We argue Iran was not an imminent threat to America. Iran misses a target ~2500 miles away. And they don’t just miss.. We have no idea where the missile went. One failed on its own in flight. The other? No idea, but it was in the general direction of DG, we fired an interceptor at it, no idea if the interceptor worked because the missile wasn’t close enough to anything to see the outcome. So..We attacked them. Killed their leaders. Killed their negotiators. Killed over a thousand civilians so far. They attack us back- and then we use their retaliations as PROOF that they were an imminent threat? On top of that- how is this being used as proof of an imminent threat for AMERICA? We might have just seen that they can miss a target in Berlin if they want. Explain why that’s once again first and foremost the responsibility of the American taxpayer. If this argument makes you feel crazy you’re not alone. You’re being gaslit on a daily basis. These people think you’re stupid. Give them hell. They deserve it.

Because they don't. He's clearly a closeted homosexual obsessed with attention. That's why he's humiliating himself for content. Anyone with a brain knows this guy isn't a political guiding light. But he's so consumed with the attention he just repeats whatever talking point his handlers feed him. This is the definition of a politically useful idiot.