Andrew LeDrew

@elonmusk You were too weird to be let on the island. That should tell you something.

We still don’t know what kind of ice cream Reid Hoffman told Epstein he was “bringing for the girls”. I guess some things will always remain a mystery 🤷‍♂️

@ScottThompson_ Dave. 😂

⭐  EYE-cons

@GeraldoRivera Get yo ass out of her DMs Geraldo.

Karoline Leavitt is a terrific White House press secretary, and spokesperson for the president, measured, controlled, informed, competent. Whether you’re right or left, Republican or Democrat you have to appreciate competence and loyalty.

@LauraLoomer There’s a war going on. Yeah, there’s worse things than a crying baby on a fawkin airplane.

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

@WilliamShatner Happy birthday Captain! 🫡

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

@elonmusk Elon Musk and the Fucka Round Gang.

😂

@otokyo__ MC Pebble

Give him a rap name

@ifilmbands @sammyhagar Not necessary buddy. But if he did, it should be called Van Haven.

@sammyhagar Aren’t you worth like 200 million? Maybe build a homeless shelter?!?

what a beautiful, unique soulful experience late last night with this homeless man in Las Vegas. he called my name as I walked by. I was surprised so I stopped to say hello and help him out with a little cash. He told me a story how he was at the launch of the #vanhalen #1995 balance Tour in #pensacolaflorida he told me what I was wearing that night, things I said. Remembered #jonstewart introducing us. this man was intelligent, kind, spiritual, and elegant. We talked for a while, and it was enlightening for me to realize how many people like him, families, etc., that have become #homeless I can see it. I just don't know what to do about it.

@Maga4liberty @heyitsmeCarolyn Effie

Be honest No Cheating

The ten best comedies all time according to me. 1. My Cousin Vinny 2. Coming to America 3. Blazing Saddles 4. Airplane 5. Trading Places 6. Animal House 7. Naked Gun 8. Fast Times 9. Ferris Bueller 10. Beverly Hills Cop Honorable Mention - Young Frankenstein and Caddyshack

@RobSchneider Your daddy just killed a bunch of children in Iran.

Armed Good Guys just shot and killed a bad guy, an Islamic terrorist! SURPRISE!! He intended to kill children in Michigan because that is what his sick religious belief tells him to do.

@sciencegirl Genes

People who rarely get sick, What's your secret

@ScottThompson_ @VanessaChaseOG 😂😂😂

@VanessaChaseOG Thanks Vanessa. Who knew that when I came out all those years ago that now I just want to come in.

The Kids In The Hall- “Running Faggot” (1989)

@JebraFaushay Chill. The worlds on fire right now. Sit down Miss.

This woman has a set of rules for ALL of the men in her life. This includes not driving to meet a man and not paying for anything, ever.

@elonmusk Yikes? Wow

Yikes

@Only_Hunter_0 That guy seen some shit.

The gangsters booked the entire cinema to study how people judge them on sight. They wanted a qu

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Prolific OF star Bonnie Blue announced that she is now testing to see which of the 400+ men she slept with got her pregnant. She is collecting their dna and will reveal who the father is soon.

@YourAnonNews @AlinejadMasih @KamalaHarris @MariaBartiromo

@AlinejadMasih @KamalaHarris @MariaBartiromo How about you go buy a gun and fly over to Iran instead of bitching about bullshit that Iran's citizens should be solving. It isn't the USA's job to be the policemen of the world.

My direct message to you, @KamalaHarris Who are you? No, honestly. Who are you? A Democrat who built a career talking about women’s rights, yet stayed silent when more than 30,000 people were massacred. Now suddenly you’ve found your voice? Thanks to @MariaBartiromo

@JohnCleese Fake. But I’m sure he’s up to something. 😂

He must be a clairvoyant