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@lone_rides I play that all the time.

Here’s a fun game to play in traffic: Phone, old, or moron. If you don’t understand, you’re part of the game.

@EdenMourns @alifarhat79 Seriously. I’m not a fan of what’s happening but…blowing all there shit up isn’t WW3. Taking one ship, however, is.

@alifarhat79 How is stopping an Iranian tanker ww3? You idiots need to stay away from geopolitics.

It’s over. WW3 just started

@starlightviews @unusual_whales A tale as old as time.

Trump says if Iran doesn't take the deal he "is going to knock out every single Power Plant, and every single Bridge, in Iran. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!."

@vxylily There’s a fifth thing. Broke AND ugly. That’s me.

If you're single; 1. You're either talking to someone 2. Stuck on an ex 3. You’re ugly 4. Chasing someone who's taken Which one are you??

@offgridmate @mog_russEN This is actually part of the AHA teaching. He was literally taught this technique. It isn’t new.

@mog_russEN fake as hell. he just heads on over to the chair without even looking around for ideas. bullshit.

🚨While eating at his desk, paramedic technician Elias choked on a piece of food. Staying calm, he used a chair to perform the Heimlich maneuver on himself and saved his own life.

@Jay_W_house @LaNativePatriot Put a zip tie around the trigger and hip fire that thang.

@LaNativePatriot Im trying to think of what Scenario this would be a benefit? Anyone ? Other than just having a novelty conversational piece? Which for gun collectors and enthusiast is valid enough reason, but from practical side.....? I cant see the reasoning?

I see you pinching your trigger hand. I don’t think it’s a massive benefit to have to remove your finger from the trigger every pump.

@chickengirl225 @VeinRichard I love chickens too!

@VeinRichard Easy

when you get to the gates of heaven god will ask you "which beast of my creation did you consider the loveliest?"

@CoyoteUnclean There’s nothing more boring than responding to a bomb threat or a hostage situation. Hours and hours of waiting.

Anybody who has sat on an IED for four(+) hours waiting for EOD to respond watches this and just nods...

@ZherkaOfficial @madmcferrin Gay and a liar.

@madmcferrin I fuck thousands of women but do not enjoy kissing. Are you gonna say I am gay too? The propaganda is just pathetic

That is not the kissing of a man who enjoys kissing women.

@madmcferrin You can’t convince me he isn’t grossed out at the thought of touching a woman.

@blacknredtext It isn’t and I hope my kids live with me until they save enough to be FIRE.

@filetandrelase1 @MensHumor I’ve seen that movie too.

@MensHumor We were in the Bahamas moored off some nowhere reef, my ex was swimming next to the boat in 20 feet of water and started screaming "Shark!". Without hesitation I grabbed a sling spear and dove in, no mask, between her and said shark. This is what we mean.

Yea, BRENDA!

@GoldN64 People will never learn to shut the fuck up about how people look.

Y'all really out here clowning this man's appearance and obviously ain't learn a damned thing from Chadwick's situation

@midaqih Lmao. It’s not genetics.

Larry Wheels tried to EXPOSE a so-called FAKE NATTY, but got a reality check after seeing his ABS 🤯💪 “Look at how big it is on your bicep, this is natural to you?” “Let’s be honest, that’s just genetics.” “Being this vascular, let me see the abs?”

@RealPostFolder As a realist this is true for me. When I do an act of kindness the only thing I expect to happen is the recipients life is in some way better.

@dragfilthhorror @xxc_nt You’re cleaning peoples homes and not wearing gloves and mask? No frequent hand washing? That’s kinda gross.

@xxc_nt because i got sick and didn’t wanna go back? okay girl

how to get your ass fired as a client

@schiz04renic 2 lines

You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd???

@sofija316 @ReedEbbinghaus @dharma_llama @oscillate23 This is how people who believe in sky daddy talk to each other. No wonder the influence and respect of Christianity is deteriorating. It’s pedophiles and assholes through and through.

@ReedEbbinghaus @dharma_llama @oscillate23 You are technically a Protestant if you are heterodox lol. You can ask all the questions you want. But you won’t want to learn anything. You’ll keep debating and going in circles. All the same thing all the time. No point

"Judas Hanging Himself and his Soul Taken to Hell by a Demon" by Giovanni Canavesio (before 1450 – 1500)

@bluejeansqt @glitchsun_ @Ravenismeee What goes up must come down. That is a basic law of the universe.

@glitchsun_ @Ravenismeee You can only hit rock bottom once…that’s why they call it rock bottom.

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now

@hebikun99 The portion you cooked is incredibly lean and will almost never come out juicy.

9時間オーブンで焼いたブリスケット 肉はすごく柔らかいが、アメリカニキみたいに切ったら肉汁が溢れる状況には程遠い まず肉が小さすぎ、薄すぎなんだろうとは思う