Chinelo Nebo

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Chinelo Nebo

Chinelo Nebo

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Chinelo Nebo@CNN80·
@MTNNG @MTN180 @CPCNig @NgComCommission @ConsumersNCC MTN call centre can't provide info, whatsapp chat can't provide info, walk in centre can't help and twitter page is useless. Stonewalling all the way, fraud all the way. MTN, una no do well. You can't win. Evil never wins.
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CHUKS 🍥
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE·
Y'all remember the nurses featured in the viral video calling on the Enugu State Government to intervene in the condition of Uwani General Hospital, Enugu, has cried out, alleging that they have been susp£nded by the hospital management. This follows a query issued by the Enugu State Government to the hospital over the situation highlighted in the video. Meanwhile, reports indicate that the hospital has since addressed and fixed the issues raised as of yesterday. However, the affected nurses say they have been instructed not to resume duty for the time being and the school gave them indefinite suspension.
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“This is Uwani General Hospital in Enugu. There is no light here to attend to patients, and we are the nurses on night duty, even water we don't have.” — Nurses in Enugu raise alarm, calling on the attention of the Enugu State Government.

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Brooda John
Brooda John@Nigeriangod_·
I remembered last year I got a message from @AkiangLoveth about a 6yrs old girl that was brutally sexually assaulted by a 31yrs old Hausa man and the elder brother of the rapist is conniving with the police to beg the girl’s grandparents to forgive and sweep the case under the carpet. I swung into action by first visiting the police station and after introducing myself and telling them the agency i work for I told them I want the case transferred from the station to the Gender unit at Ikeja,they had already been an agreement with the rapist brother and some elderly people in the area to pacify the grandparents because the pedophile elder brother is a well to do Fulani man and very popular too and the police are aware of this whole situation and seeing me coming to Disrupt such agreement they started flaring at me that “what’s my business there since the grandparent of the victim have already agreed to let the matter go” but I wasn’t deterred and stood my ground,the police tried to use delay tactics like no fuel in their vehicle but I booked an uber and we all went to the Gender unit. The victim giving her statements sent cold chills to my body cos of the horrible circumstances the pedophile put her through,she said after luring her into their shop,he pinned her down and place a cloth to her mouth,tied her waist very tight and use his useless genitalia to force him into her, when the brother of the pedophile came to meet me at the gender unit and started offering bribes which I refused,he upped it to 5m naira and I rejected it and told him I’ve it recorded of him bribing me, seeing the bribe wouldn’t work then I started receiving calls from some baale & chairman telling me to step away from the case but I refused because I have a personal conviction that pedophiles are to be eradicated from the society and the matter went to court,he was reprimanded by the magistrate court and the following month it was handed over to the high court where he was sentenced to 20yrs imprisonment. I had so many spiritual attack after the useless man was sentenced that I was so sick and bedridden but the greater power of God in me prevailed and I was back in my feet at no time.
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A I S H A@EemanBintSulaym·
Good morning Nigerians 🇳🇬 I promised to host a Twitter space for those invited to the PTDF scholarship interview but I’d be dropping a two part thread incase the space doesn’t hold. Please share this post with anyone who know who have been shortlisted. Hopefully this helps someone😊 This is part one 1️⃣ of 2️⃣ 🌼First, you need to understand what the PTDF is assessing. Most people think it’s just academic excellence. Wrong. Your interview is scored around 3 things: Motivation Aspiration Your actual work/effort If you don’t structure your answers around these, you’re already behind. 🌼The interview is short. Which means you must be sharp from your first sentence, don’t wait to put your best foot forward at the end. There are thousand of people to be interviewed. 🌼Your statement of purpose is your biggest weapon and they will ask you questions from it. Expect questions like: Why this course? Why this country? Why this school? How does this link to Nigeria? *Please know the full meaning of PTDF😭🤲🏾 🌼You must align EVERYTHING to Nigeria as they are investing in Local capacity and National development. Let your response reflect how you intend to come back to Nigeria. 🌼Another low hanging fruit is to know PTDF like you know your name. You should be able to answer: What does PTDF do? When was it established? How is it funded? Its mission/vision? 🌼 Prepare for 4 categories of questions 1. Personal (Tell me about yourself) 2. Academic (your field, fundamentals) 3. Research (your proposal/SOP) 4. General awareness (energy, global issues) 🌼 I am sorry in advance but you should be ready to defend your response and choices Why not study in Nigeria? Why should we pick you over others? Why this specialization? 🌼 Do not be confused about your research/project proposal. Be ready to; Explain your topic simply Show relevance to industry Highlight impact on Nigeria 🌼 Bonus points. Be familiar with current affairs Energy transition trends Oil & gas developments Global energy politics Dangote refinery 👀 and Maybe recent trends in the Middle East or globally and how they affect energy situation. I guess what I am trying to say is understand how interconnected the world is and how one policy change can affect another country or or region. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice with a friend, colleague or sibling. Or in front of a mirror. Finally 👇🏾 Treat it like a conversation, not a test, and do not be afraid. If this makes you feel any better, the panelist are human beings like you.🙂 💎Final mindset shift You’re not begging for a scholarship. You’re proving tha you are a smart investment. That shift alone will change how you speak, answer, and carry yourself. Please dress well too. 🤲🏾 In part 2️⃣ I would do scenario based questions and sample responses you can use to frame yours. Expect this in 5 hours ⏳
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Onwa_Nnewi@Kene_Nnewi·
Sometime last year...i raised a point in supporting the abolishing of iri-ekpe (taking your brother's properties when he die without having a son) in my umunna (kindred)...It didn't scale through....I had to wait for elections of umunna to come...I contested for chairman and lost with 3 votes....then i was made the vice chairman unopposed....The opportunity to put an end to that taking over of a man's properties because he didn't have a son now lies in my own hand.... February 8th 2026 being umunna meeting... chairman travelled to China for business meetings and handed full authority to me to be proceeding on affairs of the meeting...I did what I have to do....I used just one meeting to put an end to that trash.....The only way you can inherit your brother's properties in my umunna currently is if he died without having a child at all and the wife die after and leaving no one else that's when you can now enter..... We will keep rising!!!!
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Whemïmor@hy_wemmy

All your brother’s properties belong to his wife and kids. Not you as a sibling.

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CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE·
“This is Uwani General Hospital in Enugu. There is no light here to attend to patients, and we are the nurses on night duty, even water we don't have.” — Nurses in Enugu raise alarm, calling on the attention of the Enugu State Government.
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JJ@Jomilojju·
Her name was Ifunanya Nwangene. Nanyah to those who knew her voice. She was 26. She had left architecture for music. She had completed French classes. She had a collaboration with Tbrass in the pipeline. She was preparing her first solo concert for 2026. She had a soprano that turned chairs on The Voice Nigeria and made Rihanna's words sound like something the composers never imagined. On the morning of 29 March 2026, she would have woken up. She would have seen the posts, the speeches, the birthday tributes rolling across her timeline. And she, one of the over 240 million citizens of this administration, would have added her voice. A soprano voice. The kind Nigeria produces and then fails to protect. She is not here. She is not here because on 31 January 2026, a cobra bit her in her Abuja home while she slept. She woke up in pain and did what any Nigerian in the capital city of Africa's most populous nation would do. She went to the nearest clinic. No antivenom. She went to the Federal Medical Centre. The last dose was used. Her choir director ran through Abuja searching for more. He came back to find her gone. She died at 12:20pm. Four hours after the bite. In Abuja. The same Abuja where N150 billion landed a presidential jet. Where N10 billion is putting solar panels on the Villa. Where N21 billion finished the Vice President's house in twelve months after fourteen years of abandonment. Where the government that cannot keep antivenom in hospitals decided that the comfort of its officials could not wait. Ifunanya could wait, apparently. She waited for four hours. Now she is not here to sing happy birthday. She is not here to add her soprano to the chorus of 240 million voices this administration governs. She is not here to perform that solo concert. She is not here to release the Tbrass collaboration. She is not here to speak French in whatever city she was going to take her voice next. She is not here because the system failed her in the most basic, most preventable, most inexcusable way. A snake bite. Treatable. The Nigerian Senate said it themselves after she died: no Nigerian should die from a treatable snakebite in 2026. But she did. And she is one name. One voice. One soprano. Since the President's last birthday, the National Human Rights Commission has documented 3,584 Nigerians killed and 3,012 kidnapped in fifteen months. Eight dead every day. Seven taken every day. Not statistics. People. Each one had a name. Each one had something they were building. Each one had a birthday they will not see. In November 2025, more than 300 children were taken from a school in Niger State in one night. In January 2026, over 160 worshippers were abducted. The same month Ifunanya died. In February 2026, more than 160 people were killed in two villages in Kwara State in a single attack. The jet that carries the President to the Netherlands and Saudi Arabia cannot bring back a single one of them. The solar panels going into Aso Rock cannot light up the hospitals that had no antivenom. The N21 billion residence built for the Vice President in twelve months cannot restore one year of the life Ifunanya will never live. Happy birthday, Mr. President. The soprano is silent. 🐝🐆
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Dura, coco money 🎀
Dura, coco money 🎀@ms0nigghaz·
My biggest fear is this: if we cannot get justice for a case as big, as viral, as widespread as Ochanya’s.. a case that has been happening since 2013, that the public really learned about in 2018, and now in 2026, after three attempts to reopen it, we are still denied justice.. how do we promise and assure the smaller cases, the private cases, the ones that never make social media, the quiet ones, that justice will be served for them? How do we tell survivors of these less-visible cases that someone will fight for them and win if we cannot even secure justice for a case the world knows about? People need to understand where some of us are coming from. We know that getting justice for Ochanya will not bring her back, but it will mean that the perpetrators cannot get away with it. It is not just about her. It is about protecting our daughters. It is about protecting women. It is about protecting others who may not yet have the courage to speak out. It is about creating a world where survivors know they can come forward without fear, where their voices are heard, and where justice is possible even if the case is not viral or popular. Every time we speak about this case, we are fighting for women still alive and for those yet to be born. We are fighting so that future generations will not live in fear of silence or indifference. We need justice. We need to make sure the names of perpetrators are known, not hidden away, not swept under the rug. This is not social media noise. This is about standing together, holding people accountable, and demanding protection. This is about defending our right not to be objectified, silenced, or dehumanized. We are asking for nothing less than the right to live safely, freely, and with dignity. We fight not just for Ochanya, but for every woman who has ever suffered in silence. We fight for every daughter, every sister, every mother. We fight for the women who will come after us, so they can speak their truth without fear, so they can demand justice without being ignored. This is a fight for life, for safety, for respect, for humanity. #justiceforochanya
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❗️@Drealad0nis·
My mother’s younger sister met and married a man named Anthony Ifegwu from Abia State while they were both in Niger State. They lived together in Kpakungwu, Minna, Niger State. In January 2006, she passed away, leaving behind three young children: the daughter, born on October 18, 1994; Chibuike Monday Samuel (the first son), born on November 14, 1999; and Uchenna Precious (the younger son), born on September 12, 2002. After their mother’s death, the eldest child — their daughter — came to stay with my mother, where she was raised and cared for as her own. However, their father, Anthony Ifegwu, took the two boys with him and sent someone to carry them to his village in Abia State. The exact village was unknown to our family; we had no address or contact information, making it impossible to trace them at the time. Tragically, the person Anthony Ifegwu sent to take the boys to the village was involved in a serious accident while coming back and died. Later, Anthony Ifegwu himself died a mysterious death at home. His body was discovered only when it started decomposing and smelling. For many years, we searched for the boys but had no leads. The daughter, now grown, has been worried and living in constant guilt for years. She has not been able to see or reconnect with her two younger brothers for over 20 years, and this long separation weighs heavily on her heart. Then, just a week ago, my mother accompanied the daughter to visit Anthony Ifegwu’s cousin sister, who is already advanced in age. My mother hoped this elderly woman could provide information about the whereabouts of Chibuike Monday Samuel and Uchenna Precious. Unfortunately, even though she is aware of the children’s whereabouts, she refused to share any details. To this day, the two boys remain lost to us. Their sister, who grew up under my mother’s care, is the only one of the three siblings we have been able to raise and stay connected with. The pain and guilt of not knowing what became of Chibuike Monday Samuel and Uchenna Precious continues to weigh heavily on our family, especially on their sister. I am begging the public for help in reuniting the daughter with her two brothers. If anyone knows the whereabouts of Chibuike Monday Samuel (born November 14, 1999) and Uchenna Precious (born September 12, 2002), sons of the late Anthony Ifegwu from Abia State — or if you have any information about his family, village, or relatives — please come forward. Any lead, no matter how small, could help bring this family back together after more than two decades apart
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Emeka Sepi Maduka@Sepiyoung·
For 24 years, Chief Alabi didn't know the cost of a utility bill. As a Minister, his life was a symphony of sirens and "Yes, Sahs." At his mansion, the gates never stopped swinging. Diesel tankers arrived like clockwork; the hum of the giant generator was the house's heartbeat. To Chief, Nigeria was "developing steadily." After all, his lights never blinked. Then the silence came. When the new administration bypassed him, the "beehive" became a graveyard. By year two, the policemen were reassigned. The cooks, seeing no more "brown envelopes," moved to the next rising star. One Tuesday, the generator sputtered and died. Chief called for his houseboy, forgetting the boy had quit over unpaid wages. For the first time in two decades, Chief sat in the humid Lagos heat, swatting a mosquito that didn’t care about his title. He looked at his fleet of SUVs—guzzlers that now cost a fortune to fill—and the peeling paint on walls he could no longer maintain. One by one, the properties were liquidated. Today, 42 Crescent Drive is overgrown with weeds. The gate is rusted shut. Chief quietly boarded a one-way flight to a modest flat in London. He now walks to the grocery store himself, finally living in the "stable economy" he spent 20 years telling the rest of us we already had. The truth is, our leaders aren't just indifferent; they are insulated. When you don't feel the heat, you don't believe the fire is burning. #NigeriaRealityCheck
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Tomisin
Tomisin@tomisin_ms·
They said Beating a woman not wanting to be sutured without anaesthetic is a normal practice o….they are trying to save her life….Jesus be a fence!
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Yemisi Vese
Yemisi Vese@yemisivese·
When I had my first baby in LUTH in 2003, the doctor walked in confidently to sew up my episiotomy without any lidocaine. I closed my legs and told him it was not happening. He got angry. That this is something he does everyday and it is not as big a deal as I was making it. I refused STILL. When he saw how stubborn I was about it, he then said they didn't have any. I got my mum to go and buy; waited a while and then got sutured later. Apparently, it is a common practice even in Nigerian government hospitals. Lots of people said they were told it was not necessary. I think it is a barbaric practice and doctors who do it should be ashamed of themselves. Many women consent because they think the doctor knows best. Going through so much pain immediately after vaginal birth should be outlawed.
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They said Beating a woman not wanting to be sutured without anaesthetic is a normal practice o….they are trying to save her life….Jesus be a fence!

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NIGERIA IS NOW DIRECTLY UNDER US STATE CAPTURE BREAKING: U.S. Embassy in Nigeria Now Directly Coordinates With NSA’s Office To Arrest Nigerian Citizens Over Criticism of Israel, USA In a stunning development, the United States Embassy in Nigeria has established a direct coordination framework with the Office of the National Security Adviser to monitor the social media activities of Nigerian citizens, directly recommending individuals for arrest and prosecution based on their online criticism of Israel and the United States. Under this framework, exclusively revealed to Sovereign Media, two Nigerian social media users, Sani Buhari and Abubakar Adamu, were recently arrested by the Department of State Security Services (DSS) and charged in court for posts on X that were critical of Israel's genocide in Palestine, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and US president Donald Trump. Buhari was eventually released, but only after posting a clearly forced apology to the US Embassy on his X handle by the DSS, while Adamu remains in custody. Since Bola Ahmed Tinubu took power in Nigeria in 2023, West Africa's erstwhile regional pillar, whose foreign policy still officially follows an "Africa First" doctrine, has increasingly begun operating as a satellite extension of western powers, including France and the US. For example, in December 2025, during a coup attempt in Benin, Tinubu deployed Nigerian air and ground forces to quell the attempt on the orders of French president Emmanuel Macron. The escalating pattern of policy decisions and geopolitical moves locking Nigeria into multiple security partnerships with western governments is raising the real possibility of the country being retrofitted into a vassal state without the ability to set its own internal security priorities, with foreign interests dictating what its citizens are allowed to say. If Nigeria's compromised foreign policy posture is not addressed quickly, Africa could see one of its most important countries abandon its historic role as a pillar of Pan-African support and turn into the continent's most dangerous vassal state. @DavidHundeyin @venanalysis @VoxUmmah @qiaocollective @ProgIntl @blkagendareport @OrinocoTribune @KawsachunNews
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David Hundeyin
David Hundeyin@DavidHundeyin·
"After impressively tabling and securing UN Resolutions condemning Holocaust denial and designating January 27 as International Holocaust Remembrance Day, Israel must show a good example, like Benin, by officially apologising for the actions of thousands of Jews who collaborated with the Nazis." If you know it's your mother that gave birth to you @Manasseh_Azure, I dare you and your entire lineage to post that👆🏿👆🏿 (historically accurate) message about Israel and Jewish people. Let's see whether your slavemaster will not yank your chain and force you to personally apologise to Benjamin Netanyahu, Anne Frank's estate and Gal Gadot before the close of business today. Weak, yeye African man whose balls are for decoration.
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The Ogbuja family is connected with a highly placed political figure from Benue State. Nigerians should ask the @PoliceNG and the @benuestategovt to explain their roles in this case. Political interference is a major reason why getting justice for Ochanya has been very
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ijustin
ijustin@justinijeh·
So… With regards to that Unilag hostel… Let us take a moment to appreciate the genius of the APC government. It is a masterclass in audacity. They took N1.6 billion of your money. Your taxes. Money that could have fixed roads, equipped hospitals, or funded scholarships. They used it to build a student hostel at the University of Lagos, a project meant to solve a desperate accommodation crisis for young Nigerians struggling to get an education. And then, they put a price tag on it that is three times the university’s tuition fee. They built a solution with public money and turned it into a private enterprise. They took a lifeline and turned it into a luxury good. They looked at students sleeping in overcrowded rooms or commuting for hours, and they saw a business opportunity. So, to the APC, to Mr. Gbajabiamila, we say: thank you. Thank you for providing the single greatest metaphor for your entire government. You have, in one building, perfectly summarized your approach to national stewardship. 1.Take public resources. 2.Brand them as your personal achievement, complete with a sculpture. 3.Price them out of the reach of the very people you claim to be serving. This isn’t just a hostel. This is the Tinubu economic model cast in concrete. It is the same logic that sees our national assets as collateral, our citizens as revenue sources, and our collective future as a commodity to be traded. They are not just renting out rooms. They are renting your own money back to you at a premium. They are telling every Nigerian parent that their child’s education is not a right, but a high-end consumer product. They are telling every student that a roof over their head is a privilege, not a basic necessity for learning. This is the difference between a government that invests in its people and a regime that preys on them. A leader with Character, Competence, and Capacity sees a student housing crisis and builds a sustainable, affordable solution. A regime driven by greed sees a crisis and builds a tollbooth. Look at that N1.6 billion building. It is not a gift. It is an invoice. It is a daily reminder of who this government works for, and it is not you. They are betting you won’t notice. They are betting you will be grateful for the shiny new building and forget to ask who paid for it and who profits from it. They are betting you will see the name on the plaque and forget the names on the ballot paper who are struggling to pay the fees. They are wrong. We see the building. We see the price tag. And we see the truth. Remember this building. Remember the students commuting for hours while rooms paid for by their parents’ taxes sit empty or are occupied by those who can afford the extortionate rates. Remember it when they talk about “Renewed Hope.” And then, when the time comes, act accordingly. #ANewNigeriaIsPOssible
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INVESTIGATION: Inside the N1.6bn UNILAG hostel that became part of crisis it was built to solve This BusinessDay Investigation takes you inside a taxpayer-funded hostel, now priced out of reach for the very students it was meant to help. Read the investigation here: businessday.ng/investigation/…

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Shadrach@thisisshadrach·
@DavidHundeyin Incase you are wondering what this means, The vote was for a landmark resolution termed "Declaration of the Trafficking of Enslaved Africans and Racialized Chattel Enslavement of Africans as the Gravest Crime Against Humanity” so go back to it and see the countries that hates U.
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David Hundeyin@DavidHundeyin·
By the way, if you're African and you're new to geopolitical awareness, you can use this picture as a guide to know who is on your side and who is your enemy in this world. Notice how China and Russia voted? Then notice how your oyibo faves voted (or abstained, which is also a type of vote)? Shebi "not everything is about race"? You see how white people ALWAYS instinctively bunch together, from Andorra to Norway, whenever it's time to do some racist shit? That's called Pan-Europeanism. The antidote is Pan-Africanism.
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Alex Onyia@winexviv·
All the youngsters here are writing JAMB next month. You remember in 2023 when we took my village youngsters from historic 70% failures in JAMB to now 100% success in JAMB? Since then we have maintained the excellent results year by year. The senator representing my senatorial district Osita Ngwu is funding and backing it fully which it has now grown to be the biggest and the most important academic program of my senatorial district Enugu West. Every youngster is engaged. More than 4000 youngsters are in participation and they are being drilled day and night to close their academic gaps. Any student that scores 300 and above in JAMB gets automatic fully funded scholarship with monthly upkeep since 2023. We have so many of them in first class CGPA today with 2 students at CGPA of 4.94. We are collectively restoring hope to this generation and building the greatest workforce from Africa and South East is where the future begins.
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Chinelo Nebo@CNN80·
@winexviv My Dad wanted to set up something like this on a small scale. A place where students on industrial attachment could learn practical skills related to engineering (machining, fabrication etc). His partner ran away with his money.
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Alex Onyia
Alex Onyia@winexviv·
Germany didn’t become an industrial powerhouse by sending everyone to university. They built something smarter. It’s called Ausbildung, a structured apprenticeship system where young people earn while they learn inside real companies. A 17-year-old in Germany can train to become: • a mechatronics engineer • an industrial technician • an automotive systems expert • a precision machinist • a medical equipment technician They are paid during training. They graduate with globally respected skills. And many of them end up earning more than university graduates. Over 50% of German youth pass through this system. Now look at Nigeria. We push everyone into universities. Millions graduate every year. But the country is still importing basic technical expertise. We have degrees but we don’t have enough skills. This is why we are studying the German Ausbildung model closely to implement in the South East. Because the South East must lead Africa’s skills revolution. Imagine a structured apprenticeship system across Aba, Nnewi, Onitsha, Enugu and beyond where young people can train to become: • industrial fabricators • automotive engineers • robotics technicians • electronics specialists • renewable energy installers • precision manufacturing experts Training will happen inside real companies. With structured certification, modern tools and clear career paths. Not the informal “Igba Boy” system, but a world-class apprenticeship ecosystem. The South East already has the largest concentration of indigenous manufacturers and traders in Africa. What we need now is structure, technology, and certification. If Germany can power Europe’s manufacturing through apprenticeships, there is no reason the South East cannot power Africa’s industrial future. The next generation of millionaires in Africa will not only be software founders. Many will be master craftsmen, engineers, and industrial builders. And when Africa finally fixes its skills crisis, history may remember that the revolution started in the South East.
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Charles Adegbite Beecroft🇳🇬🇳🇬❤️
Dear Wives. ​You see that moment when there is a small "accident" on the road? Maybe, us, we your husbands was trying to overtake another vehicle and mistakenly brushed a shiny SUV. Listen, the rule of the game is simple: Guilt is a luxury we cannot afford. Even if we are the guilty party, the moment we step out of that car, we must look like a man whose ancestors were kings. ​We will squeeze our faces like we just drank undiluted lime. If we look sorry, we are paying. If we look angry, we are "negotiating." The drama before uttering "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" (Even if you only know yourself, it doesn’t matter. We will ask.) It must come from our chest and great cinema acting. ​One hand on the waist, the other pointing at a non-existent scratch on the other person’s car. ​Wives, your role is clearly stated on that faithful wedding day. Our partner-in-crime. A lifelong commitment. ​This is where you come in. My sister, if you are in the passenger seat, your job description has changed instantly from "Darling" to "Chief Peace Officer/Professional Beggar." ​While we, your husbands are out there vibrating like a generator without engine oil, you must jump out and start the "Performance of Mercy." ​"Oga, abeg! Mummy, please! You know how these men are. My husband is just stressed. Junior has not paid school fees. Help us beg him, he’s a good man but his head is hot!" ​Why is this format mandatory: ​To save face. A Nigerian man cannot just say "I'm sorry" in the middle of Ikorodu road. It’s against the constitution of street negotiating ​To Save Money. If we are too humble, the bill is double and we are denied a negotiating platform. But if we are "vexing," the other person might just say "Abeg carry your wahala go!" ​When you, dear wives hold our shirt and say "Daddy Junior, let it go for my sake," we will still struggle a little. We won't just stop. The performance must be top-notch. Then right on cue, we sigh heavily like we’re doing the whole world a favour by not "showing" the other driver. ​So, to all our wives, please, understand the assignment. When we are huffing and puffing, don't come and say "But honey, it was your fault." No, mummy. That one is for the bedroom o alakoba somebody. On the road, hold our trousers and beg for your life and by extension both our lives.
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Chinelo Nebo@CNN80·
@Awamaridiii Don't worry. I'm busty and my nephew still did it to me. No be only bust, na milk be the issue.
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There is this breastfeeding baby I usually carry at church. Her mum is really busty. Tell me why I carried this girl today, and she touched my chest, and I could literally see disappointment on her face😭😭😭😭😭. I'm sorry, baby. I don't just gat it😭😭😭.
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