Colonel Dewayne Smith

@SneedMaxx @KritterKS There’s some fat annoying guy on YouTube who will tell you’re wrong and you’re too stupid to know how to drive a screw. Thank fuck I figured out how to block channels on YouTube. I hated seeing his face in thumbnails.

@KritterKS The impact driver does a better job running in screws. And I was really skeptical. But I tried one and immediately bought one.

Project update: Plans made, parts cut, new drill arrived. Likely trip to hardware store imminent to get screws. After that, frame assembly then surface top cut and installed. Then casters, and finally mounting the table saw to its new base. I could have this done yet today.

@synblinkerfluid One of my parents has been dead for over a decade. Alzheimer’s. To put him in a regular nursing home, in 2009, was $4,800 a month. Luckily he had served and went to the VA.

Try not to generalize so much. Some Americans do this yeah, but most of them don’t. Also, there’s a difference between retirement homes and assisted living facilities. Usually it’s the push to get them in the latter, when nobody is able to take care of an elderly parent.

@itsjustme_39 @it_unprofession I got fired once because I clicked the fish icon on every single email that showed up in my inbox.

@it_unprofession It took me a few mandatory IT security training sessions before I got hip to my jobs phishing attempts 😭😭. I'm proud of the congratulations auto replies I get for reporting their attempts to trick me into clicking on links I'm not supposed to.

Our IT department has weaponized my love of free food. They send out internal phishing test emails to see who will click malicious links. The first one was an email from UPS about a missed package. I didn't click it. I'm a professional. The second one was a notice about mandatory password resets. I ignored it. I know how SSO works. But yesterday, they sent an email titled "Leftover catering in the third-floor breakroom." It included a button to RSVP for a slice of gourmet cheesecake. I clicked it so fast my mouse almost broke. Instead of cheesecake, I got a red screen telling me I had failed a cybersecurity drill. Now I have to take a 45-minute online training module about email vigilance. This is pure entrapment. If you promise an engineer free dairy products, all threat models go out the window.

@Blackfingers63 White liberal women.

We gotta start publicly painfully executing criminals dog. Why did we stop doing this?

@Jamoss29 Bragging rights mostly. Biggest most expensive box.

@Colonel_DSmith good god sir I’d ask for why but I know I won’t get it and rightfully so

Thought about getting a B&T apc9 for my next addition to the collection. then I started looking them up and seeing the prices…

@Colonel_DSmith we are the smartest people alive

you could literally: buy a $1,200 car cash spend $1,200/month maintaining it insure it for $1,200/month drive it for 2 years buy another $1,200 car cash WHY IS NO ONE DOING THIS

I don’t think anyone read the containers.

@Jamoss29 @Blackfingers63 This guys property is about 400 acres. No one around to care.

@Colonel_DSmith @Blackfingers63 Mag dumped the scorpion last time we were at the range and I guess that’s a no no because someone pulled up to investigate I think 💀

This is like my 8th sandwich with the leftover honey ham from Easter and it’s still really good

@Jamoss29 He’s funny.

@Colonel_DSmith Correlation??? 😂

Me n my potna at work last night talking about how out of everyone on all 3 shifts we wouldn’t wanna work with anyone else other than each other. We hold that shit down 🔒

@SneedMaxx I worked on a class A a while back, old couple in their 70s. They had 4 cases of Bombay in a compartment. Not bottles. Cases.

My job is not one for those with drinking problems.

@Jamoss29 @Blackfingers63 Agreed. Anything goes. He likes it when you shoot fast.

@Colonel_DSmith @Blackfingers63 Some guys private property? Those are the best kinds!

@Jamoss29 @Blackfingers63 Closest range to my house isn’t even a range just the guy’s property and he has pistol range, shotgun range and a 1000 yard marksman range.

@Colonel_DSmith @Blackfingers63 Can we shoot some guns?

@Jamoss29 @Blackfingers63 Bring me some. Gas is too high for me to drive my old European luxury cars to you.

@Colonel_DSmith @Blackfingers63 Well she’s got all the leftover ham from Easter haha

@Jamoss29 @Blackfingers63 I always make my own. Honey baked Ham is too expensive for it and too far away.

@Colonel_DSmith @Blackfingers63 Can’t believe my mammaw hasn’t brought any by yet tbh