CrooksWearMasks

@BuzzPatterson He sold his principles in hopes of staying in congress, very disappointing of him.

Kevin Kiley. Wow. Sad. He’s changed his party affiliation and was zoned out of a district. He’s a politician and not a representative.

@BillMelugin_ @RepKiley WTF dude???? You just sold out your principles and your former constituents hoping to get elected as an independent in a new district. I hope it was worth it scumbag.

BREAKING: The House just voted 224 to 204 to PASS a 3 year extension of Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for 350,000 Haitians living in the U.S. 10 House Republicans + 1 independent voted w/ Dems to pass it. Rep. Maria Salazar (R-FL) Rep. Don Bacon (R-NE) Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA) Rep. Carlos Gimenez (R-FL) Rep. Nicole Malliotakis (R-NY) Rep. Mario Diaz Balart (R-FL) Rep. Mike Lawler (R-NY) Rep. Mike Turner (R-OH) Rep. Rich McCormick (R-GA) Rep. Mike Carey (R-OH) Rep. Kevin Kiley (I-CA) Democrats broke out into applause after it passed.

@MbarkCherguia Finger up its butthole. Works like a charm. Allegedly

What's the best way to handle this situation?

@CollinRugg Justice would be a firing squad with her poor parents in attendance or on the squad. This monster needs to enter his eternal damnation immediately.

NEW: Tanner Horner, who pleaded guilty to murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, seen on camera reacting to a woman telling him that a "seven-year-old kid" had been kidnapped. During the trial today, jurors broke down in tears after audio footage was played of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty." Athena repeatedly asked for her mother. "Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported. Jurors were also shown footage (below) of Horner being stopped while trying to deliver packages. He was told by a woman that the road was blocked off because a "seven-year-old kid" had been kidnapped. "Are you serious?" Horner said. Give this man the death penalty.

@jacksonmattesi1 Thoughts and prayers to Donny.

Breaking news: Padres play-by-play announcer Don Orsillo is headed to the IL. The team says his vocal cords are strained from his generational run to start the 2026 season and they will be shutting him down to deal with the inflammation. No timetable on when he can return

@MAGA_X_Times Reminds of that Seinfeld episode when they lost Jerry’s reservation. “You know how to take a reservation, but you don’t know how to hold the reservation.” “It’s the holding the reservation that’s the important part”

Imagine planning and paying for your honeymoon to Cabo months in advance, finally the big day comes you exchange your vows, pose for pictures, you entertain all your family and friends at the wedding reception, you hit the bed exhausted knowing you’ve got to get up and jet off to the Westin (Marriott) hotel in Cabo San Lucas for what you hope will be a week of bliss to start off your new marriage, finally you touchdown and head over to baggage claim, Yep the bags all made it time to exhale, now it’s grab a cab and head for the hotel, you and the wife are all smiles as you head up to the concierge at the front desk you handover your credentials, the clerk types in your name and poof nothing for some inexplicable reason (Marriott) canceled your reservation with no notification, no refund, after hours of phone calls and getting locals involved they finally acquiesce to refunding your money and giving you a room but at full price.

@andywalkerhq Can your boyfriend help you?

Battery died in my car. Called a mobile repair business. This is what they quoted me for replacement. What do you guys think?

@mattvanswol @mariamcbean The judge should grant release with a tracking device and make him live in the his attorney’s home and not leave and let’s see what kind of threat he isn’t to society.

🚨#BREAKING: The attorney for the “Olaolukitan Adon Abel” who m*rdered Lauren Bullis by sho*ting her in the face 6 times and then st*bbing her to de*th... ...has requested that Olaolukitan be able to BOND OUT OF JAIL because: "He is not a danger and he won't flee." WHAT?!!!!

@KillaKreww That’s about as funny as people calling her a man because she’s way larger than the average woman. Not so funny is it?

Pro rugby player & Olympic bronze medalist Ilona Maher talks about how she & her friends HUMBLED QB Jaxson Dart and other players at Cam Skattebo’s NY Giants party because she had NO idea who they were 😭💀👀 “I’m like, you play football?… what team you play for?… what position?” 🤣

@JustineBateman We were so lucky to have these 2. They seldom missed.

Man, I would love to have had these two critiquing films of this era. (P.s. I can tell by the font used in the title sequence whether or not the film will be good. Don’t need even the first reel.)

@Julio_Rosas11 @Savsays @TheBrianShapiro He’s so tough attacking a lone woman by herself trying to get away from a mob fuming with TDS.

Chris Ostroushko, who shoved @Savsays to the ground, told @TheBrianShapiro he and his family are not violent people. He says it's "fair" to say he was protecting his family because, according to them, Savanah attacked them first. "I just wanted her to leave."

@trailer_dawg @dannykanell You’re a tard trailer trash. This behavior reeks of selfishness. Baseball is a team sport.

@dannykanell It’s only not fun for the losers. Guess what? The losers hate that feeling and work harder to improve their skill or they quit. Kind of the point of sports in my opinion. I see a kid celebrating with his team, not attacking the other team

The coaches and parents who allow this to go on are the problem. Instead of teaching kids how to play the game the right way and show respect for the opponent they’re worried about getting viral attention. Embarrassing.

@24_70xu No counter???

Iran has deployed its Ghadir-class midget submarines in the Persian Gulf and near the Strait of Hormuz. A large number of these submarines have been deployed and given clear instructions that if any enemy ship crosses into Iran’s waters, they should immediately destroy it. These submarines are specifically designed to operate in shallow waters, and the United States has no counter to them.

@Variety Dave’s smart enough to be at Capitol Hill to speak but not smart enough to know he’s going to be used by the people who agree with his position on the trans issue. Ok

Dave Chappelle says he resents how "the Republican Party ran on transgender jokes. I felt like they were doing a weaponized version of what I was doing. That’s not what I was doing." "I was on Capitol Hill, and everybody ran up to take pictures with me from every congressional office. And I just take pictures with whoever asked... At first, it was CBC people. Then here comes Lauren Boebert and she said, ‘Can I get a picture?’ And I had already taken 40 pictures. I didn’t want to say no in front of everybody, but I didn’t know the phrase ‘I respectfully decline.’ So I just took the picture. And then she posted the picture and says something to the effect of, ‘Just two people that know that it’s just two genders.’ Just instantly, like, weaponized or politicized. So I got to the arena, and I lit her ass up for doing that. And she should never do that to a person like me.” (via NPR's Newsmakers) variety.com/2026/tv/news/d…

@mariolopezviva 6 days max.

A week is crazy! WTF my fellow dudes??

@ShemekaMichelle @ianmiles You really think she’s making sense? 🤦‍♂️

@ianmiles Y'all not being able to follow or understand the context is actually more disturbing.

Candace Owens suggests that somebody should stab Erika Kirk to prove her hypothesis that Erika is a non-human sentient robot designed to fool humans and that she wouldn’t bleed.

@DiligentDenizen Oooh, same thing happened at my home a couple years ago. Pretty sure it wasn’t a biblical event. Paid a guy four hundo and they were gone. Plague lifted. 👍🏻

‼️🇮🇱: TENS OF THOUSANDS OF BEES ARE SWARMING AROUND ISRAEL 👀 Some people are claiming that this is a biblical sign of prophecy. What do you think? 🤔

@Geniustechw Haven’t liked the last 3 popes.

Are you a fan of this Pope?

@WeAreCTA @TomSteyer You’re the reason homeschooling is booming. Our K-8 schools enrollment have been dropping steadily the last 6 years and it’s not because people are leaving the city. Parents are waking up and it’s a beautiful thing.

California Teachers Association Recommends @TomSteyer for California State Governor

The Padres have sold out all 11 of their home games this year and will again tonight on a Wednesday. They have doubled my season tickets in the 10 years I’ve had them. I can sell any game I want because of demand and get at least my money back. They can afford this payroll because the bulk of guys are locked up early long term on club friendly deals, see Tatis and Merrill. Please find something else to talk about when you finally speak of the Padres.

"We're being reminded of how great this guy is." - Harold Reynolds on Fernando Tatis Jr. shifting to second base for the Padres