Dangling Superman

1.1K posts

Dangling Superman banner
Dangling Superman

Dangling Superman

@DanglingSupes

Starting this whole thing again.

Untied Kingdom Inscrit le Temmuz 2024
26 Abonnements37 Abonnés
Dangling Superman
Dangling Superman@DanglingSupes·
@NoFilterSkin Engagement farming for the win by pretending you have the intelligence of a moon rock. (See what I did there ?)
English
0
0
1
447
No filter Skin
No filter Skin@NoFilterSkin·
I was TODAY years old when I found out astronauts don’t come back to Earth in the rocket 🚀Like the rocket really just drops them off in space and is like “aight imma head out”??? And when they come back… it’s in a tiny capsule… and they parachute into the ocean or a desert..WAITING to be picked up by a boat or helicopter like Uber 😭 Why did I really think they came back in the same rocket ship and just… landed? Be honest… y’all knew this already or we all just out here learning together?? 👀🤯
English
541
141
1.6K
230.6K
Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
You arrive in a restaurant and see this man dancing like that, wdyd?
English
706
29
330
47.9K
Dangling Superman
Dangling Superman@DanglingSupes·
@TacticalStNick If you'd asked *me* on a date, I'd have probably died from shock but you'd be welcome to have all the happy meals you wanted at my wake ..
English
0
0
0
25
TacticalStNick
TacticalStNick@TacticalStNick·
After posting this, and seeing the comments……. I have less faith in the male species. A meal at Mickey D’s is not gonna kill y’all. A woman asking you out isn’t that big of a deal. You’re petulant children about 90% of topics. Let her buy you that happy meal.
TacticalStNick@TacticalStNick

Yes. Simple answer is yes. I’m not gonna complain. Most guys wouldn’t. A simple date is what we want most. I’d definitely put out afterwards.

English
185
5
206
13K
Bayley
Bayley@itsBayleyWWE·
@TedBayRose3 That’s nothin. Used to be 20+
English
53
181
7.2K
180.8K
Ted - Fan Account
Ted - Fan Account@TedBayRose3·
Bayley wrestled 7 matches in just 1 month. WORKHORSE
Ted - Fan Account tweet media
English
12
51
2.2K
78.1K
Pixel Cherry Ninja
Pixel Cherry Ninja@PixelCNinja·
Sega’s Virtua Striker 2 '98 is a goal-scoring Model 3 masterpiece! With its crisp 3D visuals and fast-paced, arcade-style soccer, it’s a battle. Experience the roar of the crowd in this sports classic!
English
37
166
1.6K
113.1K
THE Charles Welch
THE Charles Welch@ThecharlesWelch·
@YaOnlyLivvOnce Seriously did you get checked for a concussion? That looked like a miss and you went forehead to forehead. If it is fake- great acting!
English
1
0
5
859
AJ
AJ@LikeATattoooooo·
People talk a lot about mental health awareness but it’s all bs isn’t it, no one actually cares. Channel 4 have no reason to do this, other than being an active participant in cancel culture.
sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ@superTV247

🚨 Channel 4 have confirmed that the final episode in this series of the Celebrity Bake Off, which features Scott Mills, will not air. A repeat episode of #GBBO will take its place. The episode was due on April 18th, with Rag n Bone Man, Edith Bowman and Aston Merrygold.

English
56
15
946
602.2K
Dangling Superman
Dangling Superman@DanglingSupes·
@superTV247 Should have been put on catch up and give people the option if they want to watch it or not. I suspect a lot of people would.
English
1
0
12
1.9K
sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ
sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ@superTV247·
🚨 Channel 4 have confirmed that the final episode in this series of the Celebrity Bake Off, which features Scott Mills, will not air. A repeat episode of #GBBO will take its place. The episode was due on April 18th, with Rag n Bone Man, Edith Bowman and Aston Merrygold.
sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ tweet media
English
109
24
606
979.6K
Dangling Superman
Dangling Superman@DanglingSupes·
@vitt2tsnoc If not jail then surely a permanent driving ban? If it was anyone else they’d have surely lost their license after three disqualifications.
English
6
4
662
32.7K
Dangling Superman
Dangling Superman@DanglingSupes·
@cagiago_ Yikes, one of the greatest strikers for a generation is a "flop" in your eyes .. you need to sit this one out.
English
0
0
1
4
Dangling Superman
Dangling Superman@DanglingSupes·
@Ayoelesho He's got the engagement down though since everyone is apparently so annoyed by him that they continually post about him and how annoying he is. Sure, he's annoying but he's probably seen his ad revenue go through the roof so good luck to him.
English
0
0
1
249
Dangling Superman
Dangling Superman@DanglingSupes·
@MRG5918 @JoJoFromJerz IMPORTANT: Indian troll farm accounts look like complete fools throughout because they're only allowed to have whatever opinion their boss tells them to have while hiding behind their VPN's. They're getting so easy to spot. Humans win, Troll farms lose.
English
0
0
4
76
Mike Gallagher
Mike Gallagher@MRG5918·
@JoJoFromJerz IMPORTANT: Demoncrats look like complete fools throughout this brave effort to stop the terrorist Iranian regime from wielding nuclear weapons. Demoncrats are complete and utter cowards! America wins, Demoncrats lose!
English
17
0
19
1.9K
Jo
Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
So, we are agreeing to stop bombing Iran if they agree to open the strait that wasn’t closed until we started bombing Iran?
English
339
1.2K
11K
126.9K
Dangling Superman
Dangling Superman@DanglingSupes·
@JoJoFromJerz Trump Derangement Syndrome - the act of trying to convince people that a barely functioning senior citizen has the intellect of Stephen Hawking and the jokes of Seinfeld.
English
0
0
3
111
Jo
Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
He’s out of his motherfucking mind.
Jo tweet media
English
3.2K
2.6K
17.3K
224.9K
Dangling Superman
Dangling Superman@DanglingSupes·
@MarinaPurkiss And his supporters will try to convince us that he’s got the mind of Stephen Hawking and is playing some kind of complex 4D chess where this threat is all part of that strategy. That’s the REAL “Trump Derangement Syndrome”.
English
2
0
3
212
Marina Purkiss
Marina Purkiss@MarinaPurkiss·
Genocidal Intent: “There must be a proven intent on the part of perpetrators to physically destroy a national, ethnical, racial or religious group.” - United Nations Exhibit A:
Marina Purkiss tweet media
English
129
2.6K
7.2K
60.7K
⭕ Brock Pierson
⭕ Brock Pierson@brockpierson·
This is by far the most annoying person on the internet
English
2.9K
693
11.5K
9.6M
Dangling Superman
Dangling Superman@DanglingSupes·
@sharp_stick_eye @ManaByte I do personally find that mindset weirdly fascinating, probably because I used to be friends with a flat earther and hardcore conspiracy theorist. What makes a person look at something and their brain immediately tries to break it down in to how it’s “fake” ?
English
0
0
2
33
Sharp Stick in the Eye
Sharp Stick in the Eye@sharp_stick_eye·
@ManaByte It won't matter to them. They will just call it AI or CGI or made in Hollywood on a film set. I feel that there is literally zero evidence that would convince them that the moon landings were real. They are too far gone.... and it makes me sad to see that.
English
7
0
74
2.1K
Reyna Law Firm
Reyna Law Firm@InjuryOilfield·
Lots of haters responding. Like the Boss @realDonaldTrump some of us just win! I root for America! The Iranian regime murdered 241 United States Armed Forces in 1983! They waged war on America for the last 47 years! The Boss through the enough is enough card, and the bad guys are finished.
English
2
0
0
142
Dougie Kass
Dougie Kass@DougKass·
Excuse me Mr. President @potus @whitehouse but the Fuckin' Strait of Hormuz was Fuckin' Open for passage before you Fuckin' Started to engage in the bombing attack of Iran.
Dougie Kass tweet media
English
1.4K
11.5K
56.4K
816.2K