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@SundaeDivine I was raised Catholic, went to Sunday school, got confirmed, sang in the choir, and was an altar boy for many years…and I ain’t never goin back!!

He makes me want to return to Catholicism.

MAGA Trump lied to you about everything, and he lies to you still. Stop kissing his ass and have some fucking dignity.

@SundaeDivine @Kaylan_TX_

@Kaylan_TX_ Upstate NY: where even the potholes are getting more action than me.

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@esjesjesj Who the fuck could stand to listen to this fucking idiot for an extended period of time??

@SecKennedy Who the fuck could stand to listen to this fucking idiot for an extended period of time??

Coming soon—The Secretary Kennedy Podcast.

@travisakers @HeatherThomasAF Are we winning yet??

Before Trump’s war the Strait of Hormuz was open, sanctions were in place, and gas was $2.39. Now Iran controls the Strait, sanctions will be lifted, gas is $4.99, 13 Americans are dead, over 300 injured, and the loss of hundreds of billions in aircraft and U.S. base repairs.

@PressSec 🤣😂🤣 GFY 🤡

This is a victory for the United States that President Trump and our incredible military made happen. From the very beginning of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump estimated this would be a 4-6 week operation. Thanks to the unbelievable capabilities of our warriors, we have achieved and exceeded our core military objectives in 38 days. More on that tomorrow morning from @SecWar and Chairman Caine! The success of our military created maximum leverage, allowing President Trump and the team to engage in tough negotiations that have now created an opening for a diplomatic solution and long-term peace. Additionally, President Trump got the Strait of Hormuz reopened. Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace.

@Acyn @AntiToxicPeople Iran launched missiles towards Israel 2 minutes after Trump posted there was a cease fire…Iran doesn’t give a fuck what Trump says, and @ScottJenningsKY is a bootlicking, spineless piece of shit…fuck this 🤡

Jennings: I don’t agree that he has made empty threats Phillip: What do you call the threat to end their civilization, only to accept a ten point plan that was put on the table yesterday as the basis for negotiations? Jennings: You’re misreporting it Phillip: The president retweeted the Iranian foreign minister's statement, which said explicitly that they are using the ten point plan as a basis of negotiation

You won't hear a better 55-second description of MAGA and Trump than this: in terms of the perspective of any minimally honest MAGA supporter:

@atrupar Thought maybe the fat fuck had a stroke…no such luck 🤬

Awkward scenes aboard Artemis II as Trump stops ranting and none of the astronauts have anything left to say to him, leading to extended dead air

@PaigeSpiranac 👀

A tradition unlike any other💚

@Northsiders1985 @InjuryOilfield @DougKass @POTUS @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump You might want to lay off the fox “news”

@hook_it_up11 @InjuryOilfield @DougKass @POTUS @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Quite the opposite. We enjoy freedom while your team imports the enemy. The Kamala cult and Mo’Queens is all you have

Excuse me Mr. President @potus @whitehouse but the Fuckin' Strait of Hormuz was Fuckin' Open for passage before you Fuckin' Started to engage in the bombing attack of Iran.

@Northsiders1985 @militarywife I saw it…same rambling nonsense, as always. You fucking idiots have your heads so far up your ass, you can’t see that your orange game show host is out of his fucking mind.

@hook_it_up11 @militarywife You can see the replay later. Not on CNN since here the home wit their tails between their legs

@Northsiders1985 @InjuryOilfield @DougKass @POTUS @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Good one…enjoy your cult 🤡

@hook_it_up11 @InjuryOilfield @DougKass @POTUS @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump From the guy sucking on the ayatollahs almonds

@Northsiders1985 @militarywife Yeah, that’s what he did 🥴🤡

@militarywife @hook_it_up11 He had a press conference today telling the world what time it is

@actingliketommy @militarywife Two turds…one complete fucking moron

A Tale of Two Catturds

@realtrumpstein @Kaylan_TX_ Epstein Man has a nice ring to it…

🚨 IRAN TROLLS AND RIDICULES “CRIMINAL PEDOPHILE” TRUMP AGAIN Now they’re calling him “Epstein Man” and portraying Netanyahu as his puppet master…

@Acyn When the black praying mantis speaks, people listen…

Faulkner: Newsom has got a real problem in that state right now because he's got a lot of Iranian Americans in L.A. who are really thrilled with what the president is doing because their loved ones are still in Iran and will benefit for what we are trying to do as a country in our military.

@dan_themandan @EWErickson 🥴 keep sucking those nuts 🤡

Exactly. I shake my head at so many things Trump says and does. And I always remind myself what the alternative to him as POTUS would have meant. Where we’d be as a country. A country that was literally on its last legs before Trump was re-elected. Anything or anyone is 1,000% preferred to the destructive insanity of the left. Including GOP Presidents with the emotional maturity of an 11 year old.

Look, I don’t think it’s appropriate. Wish he hadn’t. But if I have to choose between this and Trans Recognition Day or whatever on Easter, okay.

@EWErickson 🤣😂🤣 you fucking idiots are so embarrassing…GFY 🤡