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@NoFilterSkin Me when I lie

ADAM HAD A WIFE BEFORE EVE. HER NAME WAS LILITH. SHE WAS REMOVED FROM GENESIS BECAUSE SHE REFUSED TO BE SUBORDINATE TO A MAN. AND THE RABBIS WHO ERASED HER DOCUMENTED EXACTLY WHY THEY DID IT. 🧵

@J_Swish24 Every time you post is the worst take of all time

Best Teams in the West #NHL 1 #GoAvsGo 2 #MNWild 3 #TexasHockey 4 #TusksUp 5 #LetsGoOilers 6 #FlyTogether 7 #VegasBorn 8 #TheFutureIsTeal Outside the top 3. It’s a maniacal pillow fight of muffins being thrown. Everyone’s chin is exposed. Nobody can knock one another out. Every team is hugging each other in the shower like it’s heated rivalry season 2. -People’s

@yegwave Wait who’s side am I supposed to take here ones black ones native what do I do

Meanwhile at a Dollarama in Edmonton 😳

@gridinhatty @TopTierPucks You’re all pussies.

Is it true that this was you? @TopTierPucks

@gridinhatty @TopTierPucks You could just stop being a bitch Anton.

Pussy come outside chud racist freak @TopTierPucks

@singingbirth Tell me you don’t understand the New Testament without telling me you don’t understand the New Testament

Kind of a slap in the face to your Heavenly Father to make the meat he frequently calls abomination (ham) the centerpiece of a holiday in remembrance of his son, no?

@rabbriansamuel Yes, I also avoid kosher because you also worship Satan

Halal meat is slaughtered according to Islamic law, and a blessing is spoken in the name of Allah. Should Christians avoid halal meat? Does this count as "meat sacrificed to idols"?

@SensFan97_ How to destroy your team in 4 moves

Some insane armchair GM thoughts today: 1. Trade Ullmark for anything 2. Trade Tkachuk to MIN for Wallstedt, Yurov, 2027 1st, 2028 1st, 2027 3rd. 3. Offer sheet J. Robertson for $11.5M/yr (Compensation is 2 1sts, 1 2nd, 1 3rd) 4. Sign S. Skinner for $4M/yr

@GogleDesca This is such an evil though process that babies aren’t human until they’re born 💀

Exatamente por isso que nenhum bebê é abortado. Fetos é que são abortados. Tenha um bom dia.

@oilers49er Fred should play. Henrique should come out.

Max Jones is making a very strong case to stay in the line up. Merit does not matter though when it comes to who plays in the Oilers roster so I am not sure if he stays. Fred is coming back and they are going to play him. We know who should come out, but it's not happening.

@MatrixMysteries But I bet she’s an indoctrinated commie so they did their job.

“I spent $250,000 on a philosophy degree and I can’t find ANY work.” Years in class. Six figures in debt. ZERO payoff. She didn’t fail the system — the system sold her a LIE.

@Reil76 Why would they need to militarily take over when our government will just give the country to them for peanuts?

People seriously think China is about to “take over” Canada? Let’s get real. China has not militarily taken over another country in roughly 75 years. Zero. Not one. The last major territorial conflict tied to modern China was the annexation of Tibet in 1950. Since then, no global conquest campaign, no expansion spree, nothing even close to what people are pretending. Meanwhile, Canada’s reality looks like this: Over 75 percent of our exports go to the United States Less than 5 percent go to China Canada is part of NATO, NORAD, and the G7 We have independent courts, elections, and a free press that trashes the government daily And somehow people think this country is just going to get quietly “taken over”? That’s not analysis, that’s paranoia. Yes, foreign influence exists. It always has. China invests. So does the U.S. So does Europe. That’s how the global economy works. Influence is not the same thing as control. If China were “taking over” countries, you’d see troops, regime changes, and flags being replaced. Not trade deals and headlines. Worry about policy. Worry about transparency. But this idea that Canada is on the brink of becoming China 2.0 is completely detached from reality. Fear is loud. Facts are boring. But facts still matter.

@perfectionline Hahahahah pussies

YO DALLAS STARS - WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

@TheDanKingerski So cool to see the same sequence of events play out here.

"I think (Skinner) is just super calm, and he's a great guy. He's honestly one of the best guys I've played with..." said Ryan Shea. "And obviously in Edmonton, when you get kind of dragged through the mud like he did, and he comes here, you could just see his smile rejuvenate. And we're playing our hearts out in front of both our goaltenders, and hopefully they can feel it when they're in the crease."

@Jujube204 @NAMEANDNUMBAS @Tablesalt13 Nah I’m just not some broke bitch

@Edmoil13 @NAMEANDNUMBAS @Tablesalt13

🚨BREAKING Canada's left wing NDP has elected Avi Lewis as leader He is a communist who wants to implement rent control, publicly-owned grocery stores and a wealth tax on the richest Canadians

@MmisterNobody Dei

This is the team of Astronauts heading to the "Moon" tomorrow What's the first thought that comes to mind when you see this picture?

@still_critical Circumcision is male genital mutilation.

The mere existence of "circumcision" demonstrates that humans are completely irrational. You don't need to look at anything else. Aliens could come to this planet, learn that its most intelligent species mutilates the genitals of infants, and recognise that we're beyond saving.

@qauckenbush17 I remember how boring the hockey was in 24 when they won 24 straight

A truly boring snoozefest tonight , happy we’re winning though , but could easily fall asleep during this one tonight.

@MasterMaliq Mohammed split his ass (moon) in half taking the dicks of 30 al zutt so I guess this story is accurate

We Muslims believe that one of the greatest miracles of Prophet Muhammad was splitting the moon in two, a sign witnessed by his companions. Many non-Muslims, especially Christians, dismiss it as a lie or a fairy tale. Yet the same people proudly believe: - Jesus fed 5,000 people with just five loaves of bread and two fish. - Lazarus, who had been dead and buried for days, was brought back to life. - Elisha recovered a lost axe from the river by simply cutting a stick, throwing it into the water, and the iron axe head floated to the surface. - Elijah rode on the chariot of fire to heaven - Moses parted the red sea with staff - Jonah survived three days and three nights inside the belly of a whale. - Jesus himself died, rose from the dead after three days, and ascended into heaven. Miracles, by definition, defy logic, science, and human understanding. So why is it acceptable to believe your miracles without question, while immediately rejecting ours as impossible? That, my friend, is pure hypocrisy.

@AlpacaAurelius If this were true 7/8 of the world would be female

Few get this