The Fat Janner 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Gracie_Blue89 You have the cheek to say are you even british when the british way is to put milk first for a pot of tea 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Never EVER trust a person who puts the milk in first 🫣 Are you even British?? 🇬🇧

@ClayTravis How do you think us british citizens feel? 1 wrong clmment and we get a prison sentence that would seem harsh for murder

England banning Kanye West from entering the country because of his past comments is insane. No American citizen should be barred from entering England for any public commentary on any subject, no matter how offensive, period.

@jonvera16 @CrazyVibes_1 If it was rude they wouldnt allow it. Besides if toubwere smart like me youd get a seat with no ine behind you except a toilet or a crew area so no one to complain

@FatJanner @CrazyVibes_1 It’s rude!

A teenager repeatedly kicked the seat in front of him, ignoring passengers' requests to stop. Finally, the man reclined his seat, which caused the teenager to be injured by the sudden impact.

@DrClownPhD Hard pass

🚨BREAKING: New RoboCop series announced, and Bella Ramsey is rumored for the role.

@PhilHall1957 @SkyBetLeagueOne @Argyle Thats a foul but pushing attackers twices as hard is ok? 🤔

@SkyBetLeagueOne @Argyle And a composed push in the defender's back for the assist.

⚽️ A composed finish from @Argyle's number 9⃣ #EFL | #SkyBetLeagueOne

@halenhargreevs Pretty much any thing by halestorm a few songs from pretty reckless and a few from paramore

* MEN & MEN ONLY * Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest

@jonvera16 @CrazyVibes_1 On short haul flights no. However there is on long haul. Im a big lad and yet i had no problem when the person in front of me fully reclined there seat on any long haul flights

@CrazyVibes_1 No one should recline their seat.There is NO room! Happens to me all the time. However, kid is wrong here.

@GriftReport Even if i didnt like itnid purposely buybit juat to piss the protwsters off

Terrorist supporters in Sainsburys removing stock they think is from Israel to staff that clearly are tired of their shit.

@Argyle No pepple?

Today's team! 📋 💪 Harding starts in defence 🪄 Paterson back in midfield 🎯 Tolaj returns up top

@ProudSocialist Iran has been boming saudis UAEs and kuwaits airports since the start of the conflict 🤷

BREAKING: The United States and Israel are bombing Mehrabad International Airport in the heart of Tehran right now. Bombing a civilian airport is a war crime.

@oelma__ LEFT OVER BACON!!! blasphemy

What do you do with leftover bacon?

@XiThice It spoils the fun of the final. You've beem once spent all that money and then you have to do it again

Who else thinks the FA Cup semi-finals shouldn't be at Wembley? They should be played at neutral grounds like Old Trafford, Anfield, Villa Park, or St James' Park, leaving the final as a Wembley exclusive!

@bestofStarTrek Janeway. Sisko was a commander of a space station and had the full backing of the federation. Janeway was a captain who was stranded 70000 light years from home and had to rely on herself and her crew only with very few allies

Sisko or Janeway?

@notcapnamerica Most hotels tensd to have most light switches by the bed. Having said that even if they dont i tend to use mostly those ones anyway. Im in a hotel not a lighthouse i dont need all those lights on

The accuracy tho 😭

@JonPAFC @PGMOL_FA @FA @EFL Which is still wasting time

@FatJanner @PGMOL_FA @FA @EFL Come on pal. It’s not timewasting, it’s feigning injury to break up the game and allow the team to gather together with the manager. It’s a shocking form of gamesmanship that we have been guilty of!! It needs to be stopped I agree entirely but sadly it’s not officially cheating

@PGMOL_FA @FA @EFL hes openly admitted hes cheated. TWICE. Something needs to be done about this rule. I heard a good idea that if a keeper goes down then an outfield player of the refs choosing needs to go off for 30 seconds

@JonPAFC @PGMOL_FA @FA @EFL Since when is timewasting not cheating?

@FatJanner @PGMOL_FA @FA @EFL It’s not cheating though is it. Sadly it’s a loophole that has been exposed by almost every side, including us, this season. Hopefully it will be eradicated next season as it is infuriating. But you can’t claim cheating when it’s not breaking a rule

@RealEmirHan He got that right. Little film

Tom Holland claims he was the one who saved the cinema first during Covid, not Tom Cruise. “I know Tom Cruise loves to say he brought film industry back, but he forgot about this little film called Uncharted that was shooting four months before he was.”

@HoodedClaw1974 Shes literally thw only foreigner in this country that is intimidated by a flag

Narinder Kaur says she is intimidated by our flags and that the council is right to take them down. I cant wait for Restore Britain to silence people like this.

@goalsside Considering he equalised it was hardly the 1st goal scored there...

@LibOrNormal Thata sounds like they were high as fuck when they wrote it and went fuck it thats amazing

Can we all agree that the song "Rock Lobster" from the B52's is the worst song ever?!?!