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My wife yells at me all the time for feeding our dog human food lol They deserve all of the good stuff (:

@BribenInc @axios Imagine believing any of this shit? lol Good Christ...

@axios Democrats said they shut down the Department of Homeland Security - or were Democrats only talking about the TSA to make travel miserable for millions of Americans everyday?

Scoop: Anthropic meets with House Homeland Security behind closed doors trib.al/PsD6mxh

@BeckyQuick lol people are wild

There are pictures of my feet hidden in the documentary tonight. Watch closely.

@KillerXKilled "How did you get us out of that?" Dad:

The breathtaking mediocrity of Senator John Fetterman: He doesn't show up to votes. He doesn't do committee work. He cosplays as working class, even though he's a trust fund baby. He bullies interns in the hallway. What am I missing?

@kylegriffin1 pardoned ... ugh

@kylegriffin1 This is the type of shit they’re laser-focused on while literal criminals are being pardon and having cases dropped.

BREAKING: James Comey has been subpoenaed in the wide-ranging "grand conspiracy" case against the ex-officials who investigated and prosecuted Trump, two sources with knowledge of the situation tell Axios. axios.com/2026/03/19/com…

@bobbeddingfield @AdamJSchwarz It’s wild how dumb you people actually are.

@AdamJSchwarz HE'S RIGHT! PERFECT EXAMPLE!! I guess you're exempting all of Biden's gaffes from consideration in this rating.

Reporter: Why didn't you notify Japan that you were going to attack Iran? Trump next to the Japanese PM: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Habour? You believe in surprise I think much more so than us."

@HQNewsNow The “they” he’s referring to here is the literal documents…

GOP Rep. Comer on the Epstein files: "They have created a narrative, a false narrative that there's a cover-up. And they've created a false narrative that Donald Trump somehow [has] some type of liability in this"

@Lord_Arse Probably a similar table in the Embark cafe too lol

Meanwhile, over at the Bethesda cafeteria...

@unusual_whales Are they striking the strikes now? No wonder it’s costing us billions

Trump wants no more strikes on Iranian energy strikes, per WSJ

@3knees1 @FallonTaylor55 @atrupar Because it isn’t worth it to disenfranchise millions of legal voters to stop roughly 80 voters over a 24 year period. This would be the over-regulation that MAGA would normally be against.

@FallonTaylor55 @atrupar Then why not pass it?

"Since you don't have the numbers ... " -- Himes makes Kash Patel squirm over questions about how many non-citizens are under investigation for voter fraud (the number is obviously very very few if any)

@3knees1 @atrupar That makes absolutely zero sense.

@atrupar There’s more to it he doesn’t want to give away the fact that we’re onto the scheme

@atrupar WTH is wrong with this guy

Hegseth: "Today will be the largest strike package yet ... death and destruction from above"

@AaronBlake The reason we think that is because of actual reporting. The only people who are claiming victory and immense success is the cabinet…

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth: "The media here -- not all of it, but much of it -- wants you to think, just 19 days into this conflict, that we're somehow spinning toward an endless abyss or a forever war or a quagmire. Nothing could be further from the truth."

@DanielGallagher Probably some dude named Caesar. lol

Working through a forensics challenge and came across something that looked suspicious. I got excited and started to dig in to identify more, but then quickly found it was just Windows trying its best to look like an APT. Who decided to use ROT13 encoding for reg keys? 🫠

@techspence Might be wise for whoever wrote this to use non-numbered lists lol

If you don’t have a strong vulnerability management program by now you’re behind the 8-ball. Forget about prompt injection for a minute and really nail this…

@atrupar When your press secretary has to say this…………….

Leavitt: "Rest assured, there is a plan"

@liberconss @Acyn lol

@Acyn This “SCIF Briefing” is trying to allow Chairman Paul and Ranking Member Peters to discuss Mullin’s Nomination with no accountability. This is fishy. Mullin is not being treated fairly, unlike how other Senators have been treated.

Paul: Several members on both sides that would like a briefing in the SCIF. I think that makes it much more likely that we have the vote tomorrow. Mullin: I would prefer to have the ranking member, yourself. If you want to bring another Democrat member -- Paul: It's all or none.

@RockFord5552368 @WeTheMemeingful @carriecoon You just described how the cult got you … lol Good for you, I guess. :: shrugs :: You did it.

Interesting to note, tho: the Bushes have TDS worse than you do! (Trump is breaking everything they stood for.) And, btw, I never liked or voted for the Bushes myself. For most of my adult life, I was so far left that the Dems were too sickeningly moderate. Then, my pattern was broken when Trump's win shone a light on things. Never felt so positive and supportive of any politician until Trump. Anyway... back to your meme... that pattern isn't really there.

Anne Applebaum nails it:

@patriottakes Must be all that vigorous hand shaking.

Trump’s hand yesterday at the White House