James Roderick Burns

@aBitSquirrely slips out of his girdle of a weekend ☺️

@TWeverberghe None 😢

I'll do my best, Earl. Any triple burgers around ?

@TWeverberghe Por racc

Thee girlfreend left him, James. Mééry, come back and mééry me !

@KyleLeeWriter Absolutely

This is a deep embarrassment to the entire publishing and writing industry. This book was already published in the UK? Where are the copy editors? Agents? I've read that ARC readers pounced all over this book and were frantically talking to the publisher about it, which is likely how this was found out. Our industry may be over, friends in the #writingcommunity, if this kinda shit is happening, I doubt it'll be the last one, and if people aren't paying enough attention, we're done for. Meanwhile some of us are spending our lives trying to make our books into undeniably great pieces of fiction just to get noticed by an agent, and these fuckers are just having AI write it for them and getting published. Fucking sickening.

It took about 3 months to draw this, please use 1 sec of your time to like and repost. thank you.

We have not forgotten that ICE murdered Renee Good and Alex Pretti

@Lucie_Fur99 That's the Islets of Langerhans!

Duh. They're off the coast of Argentina.

@mattcoyney Hope it's not money pressured out of people urinating in bottles

Just said on Red Nose Day on the telly that Amazon has raised 2 million quid?? 1. No it hasn’t, it’s collected 2 million quid from people who have donated. 2. Jeff Bezos makes that every 9.6 minutes.

Who else feels the same way? Yes or No

@MbarkCherguia Compulsory on-call illegal in practically every modern economy

You walk into your break room at work and see this on the fridge, what's your first thought?

@LegalizeRats Middle age spread 😢?

ITS FLAT RAT FRIDAY!! 🐀

@DazzDzatron Never Mend the Bollocks ...

#ChangeALetterRuinAnAlbum All mad cons

@iamAtheistGirl Might be helpful with upward-management

he’s a plumber his dad was a plumber that’s the extent of his qualifications for leading homeland security he can wrangle a turd

@ChirpyChet 😁

@JamesRoderickB 😆

The Lame Monster #ChangeALetterRuinAnAlbum

@ThatEricAlper Graceland, probably. Family had vinyl, I had tape and CD, and have downloaded it since

What album do you think you've owned the most copies of throughout all the different formats out there?

@our_jesse 5 - 3 - 3, or backing away slowly

If you give me your mobile number in a 3-3-3-2 formation than I’m ringing the police

@clark67784 😁

@JamesRoderickB 🤣🤣😂😂😂

Cats: hold my c-nip!

"I do rather, don't I?"

@TheStingisBack @stuzi_pants Seinfeld

Sting’s Friday Question #2 What’s the funniest TV show you’ve ever seen? Sitcom, stand-up, improv, sketch, satire, mockumentary… anything. Which show makes you laugh harder than all the rest?

@JamesRoderickB i dk can you go and pet one as i stay in tank

Ragout? RagSNOUT!