James Roderick Burns

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James Roderick Burns

@JamesRoderickB

Reader, @pshares | Co/Tanka ed, https://t.co/81KXe2F4gb | short fiction/poetry | Soc of Authors, Edinburgh | Latest: Walking Home & Squashing Snails (⚡fic)

Edinburgh Katılım Mart 2022

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·16h

"Get in, loser - there's worm coils in the cooler and we're heading for the levee!"

Virginia O’Possum@VirginiaOPossum

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Best uber driver I’ve ever had”

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor·1d

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·4h

@Angelsfeartogo They don't have a brain or strand of moral fibre between em, so not surprising, really

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LozzatheAngel 535@Angelsfeartogo·1d

Someone call 911

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·5h

@littleredyarn @DocAtCDI 😆 if you saysalt

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littleredyarn 🐑🐏🧶@littleredyarn·5h

@JamesRoderickB @DocAtCDI Oh, annatto. There's some lovely neighborhoods in Philly.

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Doc @DocAtCDI·13h

While cooking today, I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes. I'm now parsley sighted.

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·5h

@jessicamayclark Same here - 5.6/7 forever

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Jay@jessicamayclark·11h

Keep getting messages to get verified. It’s why my followers have been limited to 8.9k for about a year now. Peaked at 9.5k then they must’ve noticed and s/dwindled me back down.

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·5h

@Jen22Colorado How about tackling the rampant, corrupt corporate socialism emanating from the White House?

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J@Jen22Colorado·13h

He knows maga will believe this. This is Russian propaganda at its finest.

Headquarters@HQNewsNow

Mike Johnson says that the Pentagon is requesting an additional $350,000,000,000 for things like "fighting Communism on our own shores"

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·5h

@MarkHam80780803 He's a snooz-in

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Mark Hammond@MarkHam80780803·12h

Breaking:Donald Trump nominated for Nobel Nap Prize.

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·5h

@UpBeatSkeletor Society is crumbling

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☠️Daddy Bones☠️@UpBeatSkeletor·1d

Eating Doritos in bed

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·5h

@VirginiaOPossum Why not both?

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Virginia O’Possum@VirginiaOPossum·5h

@JamesRoderickB that or he cracked the screen with his aura !

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Virginia O’Possum@VirginiaOPossum·6h

what even is this thing ?

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·5h

@littleredyarn @DocAtCDI Its, autocorrect, you dolt

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·6h

@littleredyarn @DocAtCDI Has it's aniseedy parts, mind

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·5h

@aBitSquirrely @BuggerTits1 @MelWhittaker5 😆

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Squirrely 🐿@aBitSquirrely·5h

@JamesRoderickB @BuggerTits1 @MelWhittaker5 Cool

GIF

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·1 Tem

Montgomery St, Edinburgh, 1.12 am

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·5h

@aBitSquirrely @BuggerTits1 @MelWhittaker5 Skulduggery!

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Squirrely 🐿@aBitSquirrely·5h

@JamesRoderickB @BuggerTits1 @MelWhittaker5 I’m sure he could be an ambassador for something 🤷‍♂️

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·5h

@BuggerTits1 @aBitSquirrely @MelWhittaker5 Pyramid of puke and death ☠️

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Ewan-Scotland@BuggerTits1·6h

@aBitSquirrely @JamesRoderickB @MelWhittaker5 Naw. I cant have em, but she can't. Mind, I've not had them in years. Might be time to try them again 🤔

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·5h

@aBitSquirrely @BuggerTits1 @MelWhittaker5 Just for ambassadors

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Squirrely 🐿@aBitSquirrely·6h

@BuggerTits1 @JamesRoderickB @MelWhittaker5 I hope you didn’t get the Ferrero Roche pyramid out 😲

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James Roderick Burns@JamesRoderickB·6h

@TStandfield1789 @michaelgove @Conservatives @KemiBadenoch I was going to say any chamber that contains him is national disgrace, but the whole place is a den of weasels

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Thomas Standfield@TStandfield1789·11h

So Gove dismisses the latest report from the Covid inquiry. Fucking twat. He should be booted out of the House of Lords. @michaelgove @Conservatives @KemiBadenoch