
Jon
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Jon
@JonIsTheFuture
Pronouns: Your majesty/His highness. The memes may be shitty, but they're mine. Father. Person of colors. Reply Guy. Relax, it's satirical
Midtown, Manhattan Inscrit le Nisan 2009
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@TobyTurner No guy should bless any woman under 5'8" with the fruit of his loins, all you kings deserve tall children.
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@vrilliumlive Why do you pose in the mirror like a guy who wears diapers?
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@DollPariah He looks like a basement dwelling pedophile. It’s a miracle he didn’t shoot up his middle school. And you look like fucking Sméagol in drag if he had an iron deficiency and a worse jawline
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South Africa has an amazing opportunity to increase its GDP 10x 🇿🇦
If they just simply remove all the racist laws and allow Starlink to operate, the growth potential is massive
SpaceX has already committed $28M for Rural Development across 5,000 rural schools in South Africa to accelerate this progress
Starlink will literally lift the country’s GDP because high-speed connectivity is the single most important tool for people to participate in the global economy and sell goods and services 🛰️
Elon Musk@elonmusk
The South African laws are literally super racist, plain and simple. It’s not complicated: imagine if the law was called “White Empowerment”, instead of “Black Empowerment”! People would have a seizure 😂 South Africa now has more anti-White laws than Apartheid had anti-Black laws. Think about that for a second … The current South African government has objectively implemented Apartheid 2.0. Shame on them.
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@dov_rabinowitz @flapprdotnet @jay_kobbe "if you ask me, the cats assholes were tastefully some and highly beneficial to the immersion"
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@flapprdotnet @jay_kobbe Time for plan B. Drop his 10/10 IMDB review on Cats (2019).
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Pokimane legit threw ass and did a joi countdown less than a month ago btw
DramaNow@DramaNow
Pokimane says she no longer feels comfortable streaming after constantly getting objectified “you can’t expect me to act like how I did at 21”
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Margaret Theresa of Spain was born in 1651, she was the daughter of King Philip IV of Spain and one of the most recognizable princesses of the Spanish Habsburg court. Like many royal girls of her time, her future was shaped by dynasty before she was old enough to choose it.
In 1666, at just 15 years old, Margaret Theresa married her uncle, Emperor Leopold I. The match was meant to strengthen Habsburg power and keep royal bloodlines tightly bound within the family. As empress, she faced immediate pressure to produce heirs.
Margaret Theresa was pregnant seven times in just a few years. She gave birth four times, suffered miscarriages, and only one child survived to adulthood: Maria Antonia of Austria.
In 1673, four months into her seventh pregnancy, Margaret Theresa died.
She was only 21 years old.

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Pregnant Aubrey Plaza flaunts her baby bump in floral minidress at NYC screening trib.al/mkzNd1L

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@DramaAlert Nigga just went down there to show off his folding phone
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@MarioNawfal Lmao
Only someone with their head on the same or getting the $7000 per post would believe that
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@lathanlol @__decoherence__ @Howlingmutant0 Yall really love throwing Jew around as an insult when accused of insulting Jews
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NEW: We’ve identified the man who runs the far-right troll account on X @Howlingmutant0, whose jokes about rape and the Holocaust have earned him nearly 200,000 followers, which include Vice President JD Vance. His name is Alexander Norden, from Rockaway Park in New York City.
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