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@JonIsTheFuture

Pronouns: Your majesty/His highness. The memes may be shitty, but they're mine. Father. Person of colors. Reply Guy. Relax, it's satirical

Midtown, Manhattan Inscrit le Nisan 2009
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@TobyTurner No guy should bless any woman under 5'8" with the fruit of his loins, all you kings deserve tall children.
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Toby Turner@TobyTurner·
nothing wrong with a guy dating a 6/7 foot tall lady do you want your kids to be vikings or not
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@RT_com They even tap themselves like little twinks Vanity is a sin.
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NEW trend sees boys use HAMMERS to 'chisel' their faces — 'looksmaxxing'
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@vrilliumlive Why do you pose in the mirror like a guy who wears diapers?
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Will Sexton@vrilliumlive·
Reminder that the “diaper” narrative was entirely constructed in their groupchats based off this AI photo of me. (Original too for proof) They’re trying to spread it because their other character attacks haven’t worked and I’m viewmogging them on YT.
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🔪Final squirrel 🐿️
🔪Final squirrel 🐿️@zackisnotarobot·
@DollPariah He looks like a basement dwelling pedophile. It’s a miracle he didn’t shoot up his middle school. And you look like fucking Sméagol in drag if he had an iron deficiency and a worse jawline
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@JordanSchachtel Fiduciary responsibility is just jewish blackmail.
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Jordan Schachtel@JordanSchachtel·
Black Rifle Coffee is fast going bankrupt. Instead of protecting shareholders, they continue to sponsor Tucker Carlson. Shares down 80% since Tucker deal began. They're seeking shareholder approval for a 1 to 50 reverse split bc theyre not in compliance with NYSE. What a mess.
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@XFreeze Deport their blanks to Europe with the rest of them
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X Freeze@XFreeze·
South Africa has an amazing opportunity to increase its GDP 10x 🇿🇦 If they just simply remove all the racist laws and allow Starlink to operate, the growth potential is massive SpaceX has already committed $28M for Rural Development across 5,000 rural schools in South Africa to accelerate this progress Starlink will literally lift the country’s GDP because high-speed connectivity is the single most important tool for people to participate in the global economy and sell goods and services 🛰️
Elon Musk@elonmusk

The South African laws are literally super racist, plain and simple. It’s not complicated: imagine if the law was called “White Empowerment”, instead of “Black Empowerment”! People would have a seizure 😂 South Africa now has more anti-White laws than Apartheid had anti-Black laws. Think about that for a second … The current South African government has objectively implemented Apartheid 2.0. Shame on them.

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@elonmusk In a world without jews maybe, but not in our current hellscape
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.
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Flappr@flapprdotnet·
"He's been doxxed, but all they're doing is making fun of him being a ginger and calling him gay for reading books"
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@Tectone She knows Ecuadorian women age like milk
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@cessonmute Did she try beef tallow?
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Margaret Theresa of Spain was born in 1651, she was the daughter of King Philip IV of Spain and one of the most recognizable princesses of the Spanish Habsburg court. Like many royal girls of her time, her future was shaped by dynasty before she was old enough to choose it. In 1666, at just 15 years old, Margaret Theresa married her uncle, Emperor Leopold I. The match was meant to strengthen Habsburg power and keep royal bloodlines tightly bound within the family. As empress, she faced immediate pressure to produce heirs. Margaret Theresa was pregnant seven times in just a few years. She gave birth four times, suffered miscarriages, and only one child survived to adulthood: Maria Antonia of Austria. In 1673, four months into her seventh pregnancy, Margaret Theresa died. She was only 21 years old.
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Vinnie Sullivan@VinnieSull1van·
Let's stop in for some old school Northern grub back when each part of England had its own sense of character.
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@RT_com They'd get better food in prison
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RT@RT_com·
US marine aboard USS Abraham Lincoln shares his MEAL Pentagon budget is almost $1 TRILLION
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@bryan_johnson One of the few guys not having sex with Kate
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Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
No sex with Kate. 5 day abstinence. For an experiment. Goodnight everyone.
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@nypost What're the odds it comes out mulatto?
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Klara@klara_sjo·
She recently divorced her husband and this is her first move
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@DramaAlert Nigga just went down there to show off his folding phone
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DramaAlert@DramaAlert·
Clavicular's father leaves Miami after FAILING an intervention attempt on Clav, TMZ reports. 💔
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@MarioNawfal Lmao Only someone with their head on the same or getting the $7000 per post would believe that
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Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
It's starting to look more and more like Trump tells Netanyahu what to do, and not the other way around
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@BrianAtlas He's got a chemo fetish too?
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Brian Atlas@BrianAtlas·
Hasan Piker fangirl “shaved whole body just in case”. 🤡🌎
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Decoherence Media@__decoherence__·
NEW: We’ve identified the man who runs the far-right troll account on X @Howlingmutant0, whose jokes about rape and the Holocaust have earned him nearly 200,000 followers, which include Vice President JD Vance. His name is Alexander Norden, from Rockaway Park in New York City.
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