DHC-2 Beaver

@GeneralWaitish I remember the tweet ya 500 each

I know this idiot has already identified Kikuyus in his rural area wenye ataenda kufukuza achukue mali yako.

@jemmoh_kamau Niuzie Moja😂😂

😂😂😂😂

@c_omondi4 @sneak_011 Ok

@Lt__Colonel @sneak_011 You seem to be the one watching them so much that everything in life reminds you of a Nigerian movie you have watched.

Sounds crazy but mimi naye nilicut off kila msee including familly members. Mimi ata story za mungu sidai. Familia sidai. Niko tu.

@kipsuren Uruguay

Denmark na wales nikama wameninyima hizo 4mirrrions

@kingJ0SEF @clichy_malooks Ykb You do

@clichy_malooks Ya America ita lead to either this two things. 1. Outstation of Donald J. 2. Civil War. One of the two is inevitable.

Israel wameanza Revolution, Americans up next.

@Son_of_Laikipia Wtf😂😂😂

The owner must have been an admirer of Orie Rogo Manduli.

Usito.. current view

@IamTitooh @mchinjabata 😂😂

@mchinjabata stranger umejam tuu sana na huyo madam bado hukujia tarimbo MSA😂

Nishai awachwa akienda 9-5 akasema nipike lunch na nyama iko kwa fridge, jioni kurudi akapata vyombo chafu kwa sink ati mbona sijaosha na nilikula solo, nilitoka tuu kama mtu anaenda shop nikaenda hadi tao kutafuta bus ya kurudi Mombasa😂😂😂

@Antohny_gb Yoh😂😂

Kukua na dem au bibi mnono nikama kukunia apo kando kwa sofa

Pumpkin heads 😂😂

@legaltemplates1 @ignyharaz2 Now you have my attention

@ignyharaz2 Gold lives in quartz with dirty veins. Hope the people selling have tested what they have.

This white landscaping stones are sold at ksh. 100 per kg.

@frimmbits @MwendaKev Yeah nguyo are a bit disciplined with a unique croaking sound

@MwendaKev We call them "nguyo" where I come from

Once hunted almost to extinction for their pelts, it’s brilliant to see several Black-and-white Colobus monkeys hanging out this morning. 📍Meru, Kenya

from dm please help find my daughter am Carol Mutheri she got lost around kabete wangige any information about her will be appreciated... ...

Put Ndarugo😂😂😂

@AlhajiKe Those cluster pingpongs

They did not factor in Cluster munition. Plus now they are actually testing limit capabilities. Kampuni ziko R&D pale.

@Pepela44 @ClintonObonyo Ykb

@ClintonObonyo Ukanifanyia ujinga kama hii, you better pray I do not survive, because if I do "I will look for you, I will find you, and I will...". You won't find out how the quote ends. Hawa madem wako na ujinga sana, hawataki kulipa watu wa Uber, hawataki kulipa riders, wtf!

Huyu mdem hakufanya poa ako station sai... Huyu dem alifanya mtu wa bolt apigwe na mob bure hapo Kilimani Argwigs Kodhek. Alikataa kulipa bei wameskizana jamaa akataka kurudi na parcel place alitoa na dem akapiga nduru ati jamaa ni Mwizi. Within minutes jamaa amevunjwa mguu na mob... Ndio riders walipita wakasaidia na kuuliza ukweli wa mambo🙆Riders called an ambulance jamaa akapelekwa hossy🙆🙆 Police came and took the lady to kilimani police station

@shero_sheero Gura

💦

@climocabs @joan_reals This makes it even more insane

@joan_reals Definitely you had company and you both were scared of each other. Probably the same "Pepo nyeusi chants" were being said by the owner of the camel 😂

You’re driving from home to work at 3 a.m., headlights on low beam. Suddenly, you spot a tall, shadowy figure ahead. First thought? An elephant. I mean, you live near a forest. Happens all the time. You switch to full beam. Not an elephant. Your brain freezes. Doesn’t process fast enough. I mean… who expects a random camel in Kirinyaga? Not normal. So your mind defaults to what you were programmed with growing up, Mapepo. “Shindwe pepo nyeusi kagùrù kairù!” “Devil, you have no power in the name of Jesus! I rebuke you!” You’re shouting like a possessed woman. In the panic, you slow down, forget to downshift. The manual car stalls. The “devil” looks at you. Now it’s serious. Every story you’ve ever heard floods in, animals turning into beautiful women & women with hooves… Your mouth goes dry. You can’t even rebuke anymore, I mean what if it reacts? You try to start the car. Nothing. Battery terminal is loose. This is it. Your day has come. Satan is here with you. Still, your brain hasn’t processed, it’s a camel. Then suddenly… The desert ship looks away and starts chewing. …Wait. You breathe. “… okay… not today.” You gather courage, step out, open the hood, fix the terminal. Engine fires. As you drive off, you take one photo of the beast. Easy. Breathe out…& drive off in peace. Just a camel it was. But then it hits you, Who the hell had a camel parked by the roadside, next to a forest in Kirinyaga? You accelerate like a madman. Not running from the camel, but from the mindset you were raised with, where everything unknown is demonic. Anyway… good morning 😄

@Charliw15 @PatrickCarSoko @KFCinKenya Big what?!😂😂

@PatrickCarSoko @KFCinKenya The big foot should also be part of his trademark

Wanasema inakaa kama ya @KFCinKenya Wewe unaona aje?

Siet😂😂