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Climocabs 🇰🇪
@climocabs
Excellent service by professional drivers, well maintained vehicles at affordable rates.
Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Haziran 2021
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Next weekend there's the last man standing at Vota ranch. Sato and Sunday
Dr Branice Munyasa@Branicemercy
Intertown running group will have you commuting between towns with footsubishi 😂.
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Yeah, I was huko giving the runners water and bananas, the last person finished at 1700hrs. 12hrs later. It's the determination buana
Bigstepper@Will_Mureithi
Someone just told me ati wanakimbia from GPO to kenol and bruh
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@ItsJeffreyJeff Siku nitatoa ushuhuda ...dunia na roho zenu zitasimama, luckily I won!
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Video ilikua ya kupaint the man as the villain.. after recording alienda kitchen kuchukua kisu akidai kudunga the lady. The man and neighbors ndio walimzuia. She even went ahead kuvunjanisha madirisha. Good thing is that polisi walikuja akabebwa. She slept in the cell 2days
◢MyaHoodie◤@J_Iregi
Huyu ana text ivi ndo huyo mnasema ako calm kwa video? It makes sense the calmness.
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Brand New Toyota HiAce H200 Commuter Van is KES 5.2M (comes with only front seats).
8 year Old Commuter Vans with mileage over 200000kms @ 5.4M. Make it make sense.
Mashaa@MashMitumba
Brand new dmax 4×2 is going for ksh 3.8M in 2026. Same time there are dealers selling hilux 2015 models at 3.2M. Madness bro.
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@alexmwanzo Very normal on Voxys and Noahs especially the ones doing long distance
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@KenyaPower small small drives in Mbita island, I thought I'd bring to your attention about this fallen post, a hazard to the locals
Cordinates are; 0°25'03.7"S 34°08'22.2"E
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@RealVincentChes @cbs_ke Whatever the case at the airport just know, the pedestrian has the right of way.
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@cbs_ke So you leave the toddler alone with potential taxis loitering around the airport
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Gosh!!
!!!@msmatei_ kindly refund the 20k from my brother @BILLIONPs since you can't deliver the car, it's been 3 hours of waiting.
And please stop sending half the amount, we have reversed it, we need all the money at once as we send it.
Kelitu ka Kitui@vilita_lucy
Car hire services, If I take a car for one day ni how many hours kwenu ? Juu eeei!!
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I think I wanna match it, 📌 Mfangano Island

Søren Kierkegaard~Alyosha Karamazov@Artemissatao
@indimulii_ One of the coolest pictures, I've seen today
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@JCarhire Is it really adviceable kuifunga ama you just get a slim?
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@joan_reals Definitely you had company and you both were scared of each other. Probably the same "Pepo nyeusi chants" were being said by the owner of the camel 😂
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You’re driving from home to work at 3 a.m., headlights on low beam.
Suddenly, you spot a tall, shadowy figure ahead.
First thought? An elephant.
I mean, you live near a forest. Happens all the time.
You switch to full beam.
Not an elephant.
Your brain freezes. Doesn’t process fast enough.
I mean… who expects a random camel in Kirinyaga? Not normal.
So your mind defaults to what you were programmed with growing up,
Mapepo.
“Shindwe pepo nyeusi kagùrù kairù!”
“Devil, you have no power in the name of Jesus! I rebuke you!”
You’re shouting like a possessed woman.
In the panic, you slow down, forget to downshift.
The manual car stalls.
The “devil” looks at you.
Now it’s serious.
Every story you’ve ever heard floods in, animals turning into beautiful women & women with hooves…
Your mouth goes dry.
You can’t even rebuke anymore, I mean what if it reacts?
You try to start the car.
Nothing. Battery terminal is loose.
This is it.
Your day has come. Satan is here with you.
Still, your brain hasn’t processed, it’s a camel.
Then suddenly…
The desert ship looks away and starts chewing.
…Wait.
You breathe.
“… okay… not today.”
You gather courage, step out, open the hood, fix the terminal. Engine fires.
As you drive off, you take one photo of the beast.
Easy.
Breathe out…& drive off in peace. Just a camel it was.
But then it hits you,
Who the hell had a camel parked by the roadside, next to a forest in Kirinyaga?
You accelerate like a madman.
Not running from the camel,
but from the mindset you were raised with, where everything unknown is demonic.
Anyway… good morning 😄

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Buana hii vijana ya safari rally imefanya tufunge kazi 4 days now, tunaamkia kila mtu police station yake kama workplace 😭.
Misspreety 🤪@Misspreety17
Scenes za vasha ilikua crazy😂😂😂😂
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@JCarhire @Kenya__01 Apparently from last year, the old clients ndio wanatumaliza. I can't explain how this is happening. Alafu Wargess. Hahaha
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@Kenya__01 Our case is for mature clients...kumbe pia ni kama students
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Isiolo, Ngurumani, Turkana Circuit in Kenya. 🇰🇪
Steve Harvey@IAmSteveHarvey
If you can travel anywhere in the world right now, where would it be?
Indonesia

















