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@Scoobydouchebag NGL, I'd probably watch a bandit's YT channel.
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Banditry, highway robbery, things of that nature
Melissa@JustAMomNamedMM
do you have a backup plan for when ai takes over your job?
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@Scoobydouchebag I plan on selling my bath water and recording myself gaming with my feet for a subscription service. There's billions of people on this planet. Statistically, there's an audience for this exact thing being ignored.
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@Nguyen_anime3 This is the most bootlicker thing to do, beyond even licking boots.
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Who would have guessed that they love a draft dodger who increased gas and grocery prices, started a war in the Middle East and has American citizens shot in the streets…
Derrick Evans@DerrickEvans4WV
🚨 U.S. Marines seen cleaning President Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star
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@lonelocust1987 @Strangeland_Elf In pdf format, or maybe a spreadsheet. Definitely not DOCX.
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@Strangeland_Elf How does one... save, the creator of all things
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@R_Mo210 @PanchoVanilla @trwill1957 had to be fun watching your trailered car pass your tow vehicle.
jamie@gnuman1979
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@chalkystring @WhiteHouse @SecWar Naw, we fight the good wars, when we call them wars. When it's just evil shit, we call it stuff like "special operation", "peacekeeping mission", or "policing action." This nation is so fucked.
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"This media here—not all of it, but much of it—wants you to think, just 19 days into this conflict, that we are somehow spinning toward an endless abyss, or a 'forever war'...
NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH." - @SecWar 🇺🇸
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And I'm back, baby! Aaaaaaand she's asleep. I guess it's time to watch a little tv. Big Bang Theory is actually funny when you're under the influence of powerful sedatives.
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Took a new pill to head off a migraine, so I could hopefully have marital relations with my wife this evening. Turns out the new pill is a barbiturate and I'm struggling to type this.
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@WHarpine @AnthonyG0528 That, and the Democrats can't stop infighting to accomplish big things, half the damned time. That's what happens when one party has to represent 3/4 of the political spectrum. If Republicans weren't so homogenous, they would have disappeared long ago.
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@AnthonyG0528 No. We are better people than the MAGA. Not that this is a high standard.
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@dustoff_1sg You defend a nation that just let 300k children starve to death because they didn't want to pay for it. They ARE, however, just fine paying for a school to get bombed, killing more kids. Maybe take a seat when it comes to who Jesus would and wouldn't approve of.
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You really don’t know Jesus. Jesus would call you out as a heretic.
James Talarico@jamestalarico
The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.
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@realmaddox This is true. I never would have been able to swallow a whole mouthful of antidepressants at once, if I hadn't swallowed all of my emotions for 40 years.
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Dealing with emotions is stupid as hell and weak. SUPPRESS THEM! If you crush your emotions and pretend they don't exist, you will be able to crush your enemies too. Emotions you don't deal with go away over time. This will strengthen your relationships—both personal & romantic.
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@WHarpine @SenMikeLee "You pay tax when you buy toilet paper. Why shouldn't you pay a tax to vote?"
"You have to read to take a driving test. Why shouldn't we have literacy tests for voting?"
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@SenMikeLee We already have ID in one form or another. The SAVE Act is evil. brennancenter.org/our-work/analy…
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@MyNameIsRickyM Maybe, and I'm just spitballing here, we shouldn't allow people who can't handle a mean song about them to, IDK, legally kill people.
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American law enforcement is full of unserious shitbags and this was a massive w for the common citizen
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar
Officer Lisa broke down in court when they played the diss track about her. The camera cut to Afroman, and he's just vibing to his song. America is not a real place.
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@ani625 @beatmastermatt Oh, a global recession you say? Time to figure out how the rich always manage to use these to their advantage.
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@beatmastermatt And has made sure the chances of a global recession goes from maybe to definite.
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@KyleAPotter1 @SplashDamage1 Send this, too. Saw some cringe meme floating around and decided it needed a touch of realism.
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If you're 30+ period you know what you like and what you don't, this isn't rocket surgery
mae@fckoffmaebe
if you’re 30+ on twitter, you’re a freak in bed
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NPC 1: Do you see those adventurers over there fighting that Blue Dragon?
NPC 2: Oh it isn’t going well for them.
NPC 1: Do you think any of them are married?
NPC 2: Nah. Married people don’t pick fights with dragons.
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@SageAmenti @invis4yo I wonder how many soldiers just decided that they were Quakers.
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@invis4yo No one wants to die in Trump's needless wars. Soldiers dont want to feel like they're cannon fodder to satisfy the ambitions of egotistical political leaders.
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@MarcusCVance Cyborgs suck at thinking up new and exciting war crimes. Get your shit together.
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If you can make cyborg arms that are capable of doing everything A SPACE MARINE ARM IN POWERED ARMOR can do, why not just make more cyborgs?
The Late Knight Show@Knightly_Hist
"The Flest Is Weak" Iron Hands, Sons of Medusa and Red Talons.
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