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@eastriverrunner @SallyMayweather **knock knock** Ring doorbell would like a word.

@SallyMayweather The law won't stand. Your car is an extension of your home. If the government can do this, they can put a camera at your front door.

The pedophiles want to watch you while you're alone in your car. Can't wait to teach ppl how to uninstall this crap...

@Lily4Liberty In a way, it's the same as our cell phones... Fuck.

This is not constitutional. It should be overturned. Americans should know how your elected representatives voted on this.

@DocEpcot @RepThomasMassie @ThomGallagher27 We could start by putting criminals in prison, not releasing them after getting caught... Seems wise to punish the guilty, not the innocent.

@RepThomasMassie @ThomGallagher27 Yeah and? It'll do away with high speed car chases, and high-end cars getting stolen directly from dealerships. What do you suggest to stop these events instead of grandstanding?

Automobile kill-switches are coming soon to car dealerships near you. I teamed up w/ Scott Perry & Chip Roy to defund this Orwellian mandate, but too many colleagues (Republican & Democrat) voted against us, so the federal mandate for every new car after 2026 is still in place.

Ford can suck my white ass.

@dracularza @PrometheusCodes @POKESTREETZ I'm sorry, but you clearly have a comprehension disability.

@OGElasticPanda @PrometheusCodes @POKESTREETZ You’re not concerned about that at all you’re only concerned about this thread and its topic… pokemans

🚨 ETB pops up… then it turns physical 😳 Smith’s Las Vegas — Camper waited 4 a reload when some1 else tapped the machine & an Ascended Heroes ETB popped up Camper got aggressive, put hands on them & even pushed employee If you didn’t tap… is it yours? 👀 #PokeStreetz

Scalping goes WAAAAAAAY beyond Pokémon. I've already clarified this. Yeah, people who are purchasing at those prices have a problem. Scalpers are only in Pokémon right now because there are so many dumbasses needing their cardboard fix worse than a crack addict seeking their next fix. I'm more concerned about the scalpers who are hoarding actual products people need. I'm more concerned about the organized ones working together in LARGE groups. These are the ones who came into the Pokémon craze. Same shitty people, different product, easier plus less risky turn around. I'm more concerned about the assholes like the guys during the pandemic who bought all of the hand sanitizer, face masks, and toilet paper within a 1,300 mile radius. That type of shit needs to be punishable by jail time. That shit needs to be illegal. To be fair... Pokémon cards, as retarded as it is, have already lead to at least one shooting... How is that not a big deal? How is that different from drug dealing?

@OGElasticPanda @PrometheusCodes @POKESTREETZ It’s a piece of card board that someone is hoarding and selling to people who value that card board. No one’s taking advantage of anyone. Buyers have FOMO. Argue about actual problems in our society.

Nice deflect. The point was there is a difference between a job, and a hustle. Scalping is not a job. It is a hustle that takes advantage of others. Nobody likes scalpers, not even other scalpers. Nobody defends scalpers except for themselves, and defense attorneys when required. Society would be a much better place if these narcissistic parasitic leeches were removed.

@OGElasticPanda @PrometheusCodes @POKESTREETZ And being your own boss and employee is a bad thing why?

@dracularza @PrometheusCodes @POKESTREETZ

@PrometheusCodes @OGElasticPanda @POKESTREETZ I wish I was a scalper. I open everything I buy for that dopamine hit. Just because it’s shitty doesn’t mean it isn’t a job. People bomb homes for a living but being part of the military is still a job

@dracularza @PrometheusCodes @POKESTREETZ There is a difference between a "job" and a "hustle". Jobs contribute to society, hustles contribute to ones own bank account disregarding how it effects anyone else. A hustle can also be dealing drugs. I wouldn't consider any dishonest work a "job" just because it makes money.

@PrometheusCodes @OGElasticPanda @POKESTREETZ Nobody’s forcing anybody to buy anything . If those people are willing to pay that type of price that’s their fault. Yall are keeping them in business and paying thousands for cardboard. If it makes money it’s a job.

@dracularza @POKESTREETZ It's not Pokémon cards that's the only problem. x.com/i/status/20473…

@OGElasticPanda @POKESTREETZ Okay Mr dictator. If it makes money it’s a job

Do you seriously believe these people WANT a normal job? Please don't tell me you're actually that stupid... Criminals choose the life they lead. Crime is the easy way out. Don't have something, just take it from someone else. Crime pays more than the typical 9-5 these morons wouldn't even be able to hold down.

@libsoftiktok Blaming Democrats alone is a lazy analysis. Both parties have failed to address the root cause of joblessness, which leads to these 'organized rings.

I just walked into CVS in D.C. and you have to ask an employee to unlock the door if you want to buy garbage bags and paper towels I asked why? “People steal.” The employee then explained that in D.C. they don’t hold criminals so they have organized rings who steal then hand it to others to resell it. The robbers can steal up to a certain amount worth and will be released each time so they max out. This is not a third world country. This is our nation’s capital. This is what Democrats are doing to our cities.

@mich51880 @POKESTREETZ ItS nOT thAt SeRioUs x.com/i/status/20473…

@OGElasticPanda @POKESTREETZ It's not that serious lmao

@mich51880 @POKESTREETZ Bold opinion traveling all the way from Japan to America.

Whoever is using a camera or filming it why don't they help to free him. DANG HELP HIM

@NostalgiaFolder Fuck me sideways, if I had a genie I'd wish these back into existence.

"Cookies &" bars (2002-2005)

The only ascended heroes I've opened were in my dreams. I've hit 2 god packs so far! Other than that, I've yet to even SEE a single pack. I've accepted skipping this set, but I have bought some cheap singles I like. I've also picked up few to build decks with. I've spent roughly $20 on Ascended Heroes, and I'm ok with it.

4 ex’s pulled through all these packs/products. That’s it Getting harder and harder to justify opening Pokémon packs at these prices honestly.

Lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others 🙏🏻

Pay attention now! Joe legal works in construction, has a Social Security number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted. Jose illegal also works in construction has no Social Security number and makes $15.00 per hour cash, under the table. Ready?... now pay attention.... Joe legal: $25.00 per hour × 40 hours = $1,000.00 per week or $52,000.00 per year. Now, take 31% away for State and Federal taxes. Joe legal now has $31,231.00. Jose illegal: $15.00 an hour × 40 hours = $600.00 per week or $31,200.00 per year. Jose illegal pays no taxes. Jose illegal now has $31,200.00. Joe legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe legal now has $24,031.00. Jose illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the State and local clinics and emergency hospitals at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe legal spends $500.00 per month for food or $6,000.00 per year. Joe legal now has $18,031.00. Jose illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps, WIC and welfare. Jose illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe legal pays rent of 1,200.00 per month or $14,400.00 per year. Joe legal now has $9,631.00. Jose illegal receives $500.00 per month Federal rent subsidy. Jose illegal pays out that $500.00 per month or $6,000.00 per year. Jose illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe legal pays $200.00 per month or $2,400.00 per year for car insurance. Some of that is uninsured motorist insurance. Joe legal now has $7,231.00. Jose illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance."... and still has $31,000.00. Joe legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline.. etc. Jose illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline and what he sends out of the country every month.... Joe legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work. Jose illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family. Joe legal's and Jose illegal's children both attend the same elementary school. Joe legal pays for his children's lunches while... Jose illegal's children get a government-sponsored lunch. Jose illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe legal's children go home. Now, when they reach college age... Joe legal's kids may not get into a State school and may not qualify for scholarships, grants or other tuition help, even though Joe has been paying for State schools through his taxes, while... Jose illegal's kids go to the, 'head of the class' because they are a minority. Joe legal and Jose illegal both benefit from the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not. Do you get it, now? If we vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens,... we are part of the problem. Its way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!

Gaming in general was better before everyone started streaming. Not saying that "streaming" is the issue, but it lead to the cheating take over. Everybody wanted to make a living by playing video games, because they're lazy assholes. Especially the people who aren't even remotely good at said video games. This brought us the era of hyper inflated cheating. Some things you just had to be there to fully grasp the difference... This is why older COD games were so much better. People played it for fun. Not as if it was life, or death matchs. Now days people take it far too serious.

The 4 best COD games, objectively

Gremlins! You?!