Bakare, Sheriff A. | p.k.a Rex

I work in banking. I see how money really moves. On this page, I’ll break down: Loans Wealth strategy Financial mistakes Real-life money decisions If you want to understand money for real, follow.

@SoundDobad Hey Lorna. Can you try us blacks?? We can fvck brains out.

Sir, job applications are up 686,000% this morning

@44pers @DrewVento At least, tell us where she went so we can apply there.

@DrewVento They responded to all applicants, “she doesn’t work here anymore”

BREAKING: JP Morgan received 435,122 applications in the past hour. 20X their previous single day high.

@DrewVento 435,122 young male.

@exec_sum Every young men rn wants to work at JP Morgan.

"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse

@fwbstp Chase a bitch.... never chase a cheque

sleep with peoples girlfriends and wives

3 days ago: $151 Today: $60 V75 didn’t humble me… it exposed me. You can have the “perfect” supply & demand zone and still lose money if your risk management is trash. The market doesn’t pay accuracy. It pays discipline. Lesson: Don’t trade to recover losses. Trade to survive. #Forex #Trading #RiskManagement

@pureMetatron "In this world, it's basically impossible for so many to push blue. It's not gonna happen. Too much data shows this. Even those who say they would push blue, a big chunk of them would end up pushing red anyways." Bro, over 58% pressed blue

Thanks for the explanations and for sharing your reasonings guys. I prefer not to look at it as left vs right but as a bare bone thought experiment. My immediate first thought was "I'd push blue". But then I thought about it. Can I trust other people? By the way the world is looking, the answer is categorically no. In this world, it's basically impossible for so many to push blue. It's not gonna happen. Too much data shows this. Even those who say they would push blue, a big chunk of them would end up pushing red anyways. So red is the right choice. If I push blue and I die, who is gonna take care of my family? At least by pushing red I ensure I can take care of my family. Helping strangers is a wonderful thing. Failing to help your children and family is worse than not helping strangers. I would then hope everyone comes to the same conclusion (including everyone in my family and friends) and we all end up pushing red. For the inevitable blues, sorry bro. Happy to have my mind changed if you disagree and you are good at explaining your position. For those who are gonna use the shaming tactics, push blue and gtfo! But I know you are gonna push red anyways, aren't you?

@Timcast All jokes aside. I sincerely will like to see the first person that voted blue. Insane death wish fr. What if blue ended to be <50%?

Red and blue button moral dillema is now a hiring question If you pick red youre not getting hired

@PlankReturns God-level tier : i sincerely don't care what i press. I'll just wait for people to make their own decision. If over 50% press blue, I'll also press blue since it still guarantees my survival. If less than 50% press blue, I'll press red cos I have to survive regardless.

Lowest tier: if I press the red button I live Midwit tier: I have to press the blue button because I cannot read Above average tier: I will press red because that’s the smart thing to do Smart tier: I will press the blue button because I understand the problem but I am also smart enough to realize not enough people understand the problem. By pressing the blue button and siding with the midwits, I can save them from their own stupidity. Genius tier: I will press the red button. I will survive and hopefully all the morons will die.

@MrBeast It's important to note that I pressed blue simply because blue is already over 50%. There is no point in selecting red at this point.

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

@arojinle1 Since mosquitoes don't mate with each other but need human's blood for reproduction. Does that mean mosquitoes are our distant relatives??

Hit me with your wildlife related question. I want to quote 2 or 3 before I sleep

@hy_wemmy How long should a man wait to ask for sex in a relationship?

How long should a woman wait to ask for money in a new relationship?

@honeymoon250 I see this and didn't ignore it. However, I also wont type anything to be anyone's "child". So, where do i belong?

@depression2019 What if 100% press the red button because they think like you?? That gives the same outcome as 50% pressing the blue.

It is actually disturbing how dumb the average person is Red gives you a 100% chance of living, you literally get nothing beneficial out of choosing blue

@MrCopyandpaste My bro. Thank you

@RexShrizzy Welcome back

The quickest way to ruin your life is to try to make everything easy.

@bayrakmedya Wait, is the doctor fingering his nose?

Şiddetli bir trafik kazasında burnu ağır hasar gören bir hasta, enfeksiyon nedeniyle normal yöntemlerle tedavi edilemez hale geldi. Çin’deki Fujian Tıp Üniversitesi Hastanesi’ndeki cerrahlar, son derece ileri bir rekonstrüktif cerrahi uyguladı: Hastanın kendi kaburgasından kıkırdak alarak yeni bir burun yapısı oluşturdu. Bu yapıyı, kan dolaşımının güçlü olduğu alın bölgesindeki derinin altına yerleştirdi. Aylar süren beklemenin ardından yeni burun, kendi damarlarını geliştirerek canlı kaldı. Şimdi ise yüzündeki asıl yerine yerleştirilmeye hazırlanıyor.

@tanik_tr Benim için sakin kalıyor.

Bir Japon nörolog tarafından hazırlanan bu görüntü, sakin kaldığınızda hareketsiz duruyor ancak stres veya baskı hissettiğiniz anda hareket etmeye başlıyor!

@olabidemisho @ngnstx Aswear. Directly from ippis

@RexShrizzy @ngnstx Deduction at source

Nigerian Police Force Microfinance Bank just dropped its Q1 2026 numbers and not a single loan went bad. Zero. Even with loans at 23.5% from a pool of ₦2.7bn to MSMEs, no defaults recorded. Are defaulters scared or they do something differently?