Benny

// i think im gonna make this my pinned tweet on here.. wow!!!! anyway. my only “rule” while interacting with benny is to not put him and swank in a romantic context together because i do see them as brothers and this reflects how i write for them both !! thank u 🤍 🦨

@1GrognakFan Why’s that? You gonna escort me personally?

@Ringadingchip You’d be perfectly safe in Cottonwood Cove, I promise!

Never mind this ain’t fun anymore

@1GrognakFan And risk being near any of you Legion boys? Yeah no thanks.

@Ringadingchip Have you ever considered visiting Cottonwood Cove? The weather is really nice this time of year…

@1GrognakFan Yeah..? Why..???

@Ringadingchip So I hear you like men…

@thatkid1010101 FUCK

@Ringadingchip You’re dying

Got real woozy thinkin about someone for more than 2 minutes. Is that normal

@SwankiestSwank Maybe if I had a real loving big brother there to catch me when I fell I WOULDNT HAVE HIT MY HEAD.

@Ringadingchip You fell down some stairs and hit your fucking head that ain’t normal

@RadiumRuler2058 YES ALL.

@Ringadingchip 🤨 ALL? good for you tho

Did House make his robots all look attractive on purpose

@crispylegate It’s probably both.

@Ringadingchip I believe that may be infatuation, or perhaps a lingering effect from the food poisoning. You should probably drink water

@yessingmanning Yeah no kiddin….

@Ringadingchip Oh well, if you say so! Wind’s been awful strong lately!

@Space_Ramenn Okay listen…

@Ringadingchip You do this to Yes Man don't you

Fantastic I’ll keep you locked in the plant with me. You won’t leave for anything in the world. I’ll do everything I can to make sure that guy doesn’t get near you.

@W1LD___CARD You need to knock me unconscious before I even get there then because there’s no way in hell I’m lettin that happen while I’m awake

@Ringadingchip —“I’m not gonna lie to you, they probably will! But, if it means you get better you should probably try it. Plus, it’d make me happy!”

I’m writing down who gets to own what when I eventually die from eating that radroach leg… who wants what from my room

@yessingmanning Nahh must’ve been the wind

@Ringadingchip I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure you said that!

I got my… what do you call em?? DMs??? to work… ain’t that neat

@DustwendingDoc HAHHAHAHAHAHA

I feel so bad for Ignacio bro look at how Fantastic has been dressing since Aurelius was outed as the father

@yessingmanning Haha WHO SAID THAT

@Ringadingchip It’s certainly possible! I think we all know about House’s…interests .. by now! Wait, what?

@W1LD___CARD NOOOO THEYRE GONNA STICK A NEEDLE IN ME

@Ringadingchip —“Bennnnyyy. They really aren’t that scary, they’re just trying to help you!”

@W1LD___CARD Nooooo the doctors are scary

@Ringadingchip —“. . . You’re not dying on my watch. Go to the doctors, I’m sure you’ll be fine. . “

@AbsoluteFanta NO YOU CANNOT

@Ringadingchip Can I have everything