Shpaniel Lugman
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Shpaniel Lugman
@TheRealShpaniel
let's duel. pens, not swords.
Collingwood, Ontario Inscrit le Mart 2024
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@susaninseattle1 @Rasnbk They saw her floating there, though. Clearly in very dire trouble at that point. And walked right on by.
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@susaninseattle1 @Notwokenow @Rasnbk Does it usually happen while on the pool steps and holding onto the railing?
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As a former lifeguard, drowning isn’t the loud, splashing scene we see in movies; it is often a silent, desperate struggle to stay above the surface. Understanding that a person in trouble can’t wave or shout is the first step in truly watching out for one another. Lifeguard are trained to see this, most people aren't.
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@Notwokenow Because she is holding onto the railing and sitting on the stairs. Like seriously, how can you possibly drown there.
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@dirtchick70 @shellallar @MelanieBennet_ You literally do own your kid until they grow up. Describe what owning property is and tell me how it’s any different
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@shellallar @MelanieBennet_ Of course we don’t “own” our children but it is our job as parents to guide them and keep them safe until they are able to do that themselves. He is way off topic bringing his past into this but that is typical of him. He was also a floor crosser from the Liberal Party!🙄
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Nova Scotia's education minister delivered a fiery speech against parents rights and limiting trans care for minors in an exchange in the legislature.
“My parents were a sperm donor and an egg donor. That’s it. They gave me some genes and walked the heck away," he said describing his troubled upbringing.
“And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and listen to someone say that the parents deserve rights over a child. No, they don’t. They absolutely don’t.”
Referring to my exclusive reporting on bottom surgeries approved by Nova Scotia Health for trans teens, he said:
“If you’re going to quote someone … rather Gandhi than Hitler. Not saying that these people are either. Just know who you’re quoting,” he said.
He called the material “disgusting” and “gross.”

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@MelanieBennet_ @shellallar But giving protective rights to the government😂. Lemme guess , he is gay . How did I know?
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@shellallar Yes. At the end of his speech he talk about fiercely protecting them but not owning them.
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@usuallypregnant You are showing your Indian. Keep pretending to be Canadian.
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@HazelAppleyard This should be reported to local police .
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@Variety "They could be like..."
Any normal person would pissed off at you if you were on $1M an episode and you kept messing lines up.

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Lisa Kudrow says the "Friends" writers were "mostly men" who reprimanded the cast for forgetting lines and stayed "up late discussing their sexual fantasies" about her female co-stars:
"Don't forget we were recording in front of a live audience of 400, and if you messed up one of these writers' lines or it didn't get the perfect response they could be like, 'Can’t the bitch f---ing read? She's not even trying. She f---ed up my line.'"
variety.com/2026/tv/news/l…

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@BTCBreadMan Lmao. This dickless father doesn’t exist in real life
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@ChrisMartzWX @anyandevery Lma. You mean those conservatives that have investments and most certainly would keep the money themselves than get paid out. Where do you get a statistic about boomers, conservative , loving SS other than out of you ass?
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@anyandevery Most conservative boomers love social security. So they don’t consider it fraud. I do.
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I hate to say it, but “fraud” (in the sense of how a lot of conservatives define it) has very little to do with national debt. If you run the numbers, the majority of our debt is a result of “mandatory” spending.
I’m all for eliminating fraud, but it saves us pennies. What needs to be cut is Social Security, Medicare / Medicaid, and our national defense spending. The latter can be cut by a quarter to a third because we do not need to spend more than the next nine countries combined.
Getting rid of the Social Security Ponzi scheme alone would give us the budget surplus.
Save the Republic@Brandonda09
@ChrisMartzWX Another idea 💡 Cut fraud, that would pay for the deficit and eventually create a surplus
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@ChrisMartzWX Has doge literally not saved billions a year?
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@FeudalPrayer @DelusionPosting Your dad is a drone. He should take sick days, he ain’t proving anything or doing any good for his own that way. Make the old dog learn a new trick
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@DelusionPosting My dad has never taken a sick day. Ever. Even when he gets in a major workplace accident, he'll be there immediately after the surgery. Meanwhile, my mom always takes the maximum amount of sick days and just sleeps in all day.
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We don't hate corporate America enough...
Buddy of mine works for a public company for 7 years.
That company was acquired.
He had over 360 hours of PTO.
New company: "You can only roll over 240 hours. The rest will be banked and paid out when you leave the company, but you can't use them."
Also new company: "We are also only going to recognize your experience at your previous company, not your prior experience so your PTO will drop from 5 weeks per year to 3..."
They are going to lose a good employee instead of giving him his accrued time off and an extra 2 weeks per year.
This guy regularly works nights and weekends when necessary to deliver for the company etc.
Such bullshit man...
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@wildfreakouts This book is called The Messy Room by the Berenstain bears.
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@alphafox The defensive “cute” girl smiling is gross . 🤮
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@InsaneCope Dude passes. You can use the urinal next to me
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@JesterJum It’s called a loss leader or a door crasher. It makes you spend more money on other shit in the store because you feel like you got one on them. You in fact do have one on them and they lose money
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