Jaqueline Godless

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@GavinNewsom CA Workers to go back to work in the office full time July 1? FUCK YOU. See you in court.

Storysprint #8 ⏰ 📝 1️⃣1️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ #amwriting #storysprinting #writerslife storysprint.ing

@DougRroberts @UHC Props to the lady who didn't drop her coffee

Here's the video of the @UHC CEO's murder this morning. That sure looks like a silencer on his gun.

Laura Ingalls Wilder started writing in her 60s...

nm! back up :-D

@JaneFriedman Wanted to let you know your website is down.

Fonts matter!

I built a thing that generates random comics about therapy. If you get a good one, screenshot it and post it in the thread below. theoatmeal.com/therapist

@DrunkScribe Depends on the airport and the destination. I’d leave at 8:30

Hello my wife and I are fighting about this and I need your help. You have a flight at 11am. It takes you one hour to get to the airport. What time do you leave the house?

For example, erroneously announcing the death of Jerry Lee Lewis. 😖

Our little nieces are coming over tonight to play games, watch a Halloween movie, and eat Halloween treats. I already have pumpkin bread and pumpkin beer but I don't know what else to feed them so if you have any ideas hit me up.

@DwightsBoss @bartlebytaco @dee_bee_h I know someone in jail for this. He’s having a different realization, I think.

@AshWrites Not a Brit, but Mel and Sue were the best

Do British people hate the hosts on GBBO as much as I do?

@jk_rowling This is it. This is the tweet that turned me from fan to hater.

I read my most recent royalty cheques and find the pain goes away pretty quickly.

My neighbor has a huge diesel truck that I don’t think he can afford to drive. So when he’s bored he fires it up and revs it in the parking lot until a neighbor says something. And then they fight about climate change and noise pollution and he’s not bored anymore.

I don't know why Robbie Coltrane's passing hit me like a gut punch. I wheezed out a weak "oh" & sat for a bit - I think Hagrid was so big and strong, that obviously his portrayer was invincible? #RIPRobbieColtrane there will never be your like again.

@DavidADC Wow. I had to check her account to see she really did say that. Then saw that I was still following her and quickly stepped out. Ugh.

@girlinspacepod I briefly had a podcast of two cats interviewing each other. The blind pitches were hilarious

My favorite email so far today has been from someone who "really enjoyed my podcast interview with Captain Miles Chen" and would like to be a guest on my show, too

@AnneLParrish Absolutely hated Catcher. You missed nothing.

What book were you supposed to read in high school but didn’t? For me, it was The Catcher in The Rye. I don’t know why it bothered me, but for some reason I dismissed it without giving it a try. Ignorant and pig-headed of me, I know. Should I give it another chance? #AmReading